"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Orochimaru cackled evily. He had just painted a porcelain doll. "Now, to complete my Doll-O-Rama by adding this Mexican one!" He began to put it on his stand when all of the sudden...
"WOHO! Put that down! CRUNCHIFY!" It was CAPTAIN CRUNCH!
"Wow! It's so PEANUT BUTTERY!" Screams Orochimaru.
"YES." Says the elephant.
Okay, back to the 'Real WORLD.' "Stop using caps lock!" NO YOU FOOL. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. "Whatever." RACIST.
Okay, so the Michael Jackson look-alike I MEAN Orochimaru goes into the living room again. "Y HALO THAR OROCHIMARU." Kabuto says like a tart. "WOULD YOU LIKE-" "No." "Okay."
Orochimaru sighs. "This story needs a plot..." No it doesn't. "...I Know what I wanna do today! Change my name to MAX POWERS." So Orochimaru goes to the court to ask if he can be Max Powers. The court said no. Orochimaru turns super emo and cuts his wrists now.
"No, I don't." ...
Kay...Racist. "So what If I am?" IT'S CAUSE' I'M WHITE.
"Wow! Look who it is!" "It's Shafreakwa!" Kabuto screams out of nowhere.
"SHAFREAKWA IS THE CAKE DIVA. SHE IS ALSO THE CAPS LOCK DIVA. I HOPE ALL THE FONT IS BURNIN' THE CHILLUN'S EYES, NOW."
"Wooow..." Sasuke comes in. "I want Oreos. Now."
"You're not cool enough. Says Orochimaru.
"PFFFFFFT. You should be talkin'! You can't even put your apostrophes in the right place, son!"
"I DID SO. -spellchecks- God DAMNIT!1111one!" Says the Emo
"wahahaha...now i take away the caps lock with my super potato powers." says sasuke
"no more caps lock wtf. Says the bad grammar guy otochimaru
'u spell ur name wrong lloz' saz naruto 'i r congruent to god lloz'
"STFU MAN." It was KAKASHI AND HIS SKILL!
"With all our powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANET!"
Captain Planet, he's our hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero! Go Speed RACER. GO Speed Racer, GO SPEED RACER GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"You suck Kanu." Says KAKASHI
Thanks. This chapter is now over. Stop reading you rip off artist! -kicks shin-