A long loooooong time ago, Naruto used to have no friends. But now, he has one. His name is Mr. Rock.

"MR. ROCK, I love you!" Screams Naruto "What are you doing in my house still?" Orochimaru speaks vehemently.

"I had to pee again. I have no toilet..." "Okay, well, were did you find that gimungous rock?"

"...In the garbage. Yeah..."

Kabuto runs in and screams randomly. "OMFG. Guess What?" "What?"

"I GOT TICKETS TO THE NEW BEATLES CONCERT." "The Beatles are pretty much dead...Their a band from the 60s...You got jipped, man."

"Damn it. I know you should never trust E-Bayers when they say 'If you buy this I'll throw in an extra cookie! It has chocolate chips' It was Oatmeal anyway..."

"Okay guys, we have to do something Naruto like! BELIEVE IT!" Naruto yells. "I know, let's play capture the flag!"

Everyone appears outta nowhere Chouji, Kakashi, TenTen, And everyone else I don't feel like typing!

"WHERE ARE MY OREOS?" "Your not allowed to be here Sasuke! Your banned from your use of potato powers!" "Your such a loser, Naruto." "Nuh uh." "Yea huh." "Nuh uh" "Yea huh." "OH W/E."

"You know what would be even more fun?" Says Chouji "Look!" He pulls out a Lava Lamp.

"OH! The colors..." Everyone stares at it forever UNTIL THEY DIE. J/k lolz. Chouji sneaks into the kitchen "MY KITCHEN!" -Orochimaru's Kitchen, and steals food. A lot of food. So much food, that Captain Crunch elephant would actually be full.

After a while of staring, Itachi came in! "THE LIGHT! OMG IT BUUUUUUURNNNNNNNS!1111" So he dies right then and there...In front of them...

"Yay!" Screams Sasuke "That saved me a bunch of trouble! I never knew Lava Lamps were like his Kryptonite...Or maybe he died in front of it because it was so beautiful..."

Everyone rejoices and dances, except Orochimaru because he's cool like that. He also spells his name wrong on tests...I didn't say that. "GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS? BARNEY TIME!"

"I love you! You love me! Were the bestest family! With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me toooooooooooooooooooooo!" Barney comes in and hugs everyone. Yes, even Orochimaru. But not Batman. He's tarding out right now.