The Danes' Family...Gets Bigger

Written by: GGLOVER91

VI. Freakishly Unhuman Cravings

A/N: Yo ho ho and bottle of rum!

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Rory jumped out of bed and ran out of her bedroom, up the stairs and into the bathroom. She held her hair back as she puked into the toilet.

Unknown to Rory, Lorelai stood at the bathroom door watching her daughter heave.

"Rory, you alright?" Lorelai asked her daughter when she was done puking.

Rory wiped her face off and looked up at her mother. "Yea, morning sickness." Rory stood up, flushed the toilet and turned to her mother. "Go back to bed, I'm fine."

"I can't." Lorelai stated pushing hair out of her eyes.

"Why?"

"I'm hungry."

"At 3:00 in the morning?"

"It's a craving." Lorelai replied. "I want french bread with pickles."

"Eeww!" Rory said with a sick face. "That is sick."

"I know." Lorelai replied. "I'm going downstairs right now to find some pickles and french bread."

"I don't think you guys have french bread."

"Yea, we should." Lorelai stated. "We made some on Sunday."

"We?"

"Luke."

"Oh." Rory said shaking her head. "Let's go downstairs, and find my brother and sister some gross stuff to eat."


Luke rolled over in bed and opened his eyes. Lorelai was no where to be found. He sat up in bed and looked over at the clock. 4:30. What the hell would Lorelai be doing up at 4:30 in the morning? He rolled out of bed and went out of the room and down the stairs. He walked into the kitchen to find Lorelai and Rory at the table.

"How can this be?" Luke asked standing in the arch way.

Lorelai looked up from her plate of peanut butter peppers. "Hey hon." She smiled.

"What are you two doing up this early in the morning?"

"Well, I was hungry." Lorelai smiled. "And Rory was having morning sickness."

"You're eating peppers with peanut butter on them."

"They're your kids."

"And yours." Luke said pulling out the milk from the fridge.

"Oh shut up." Lorelai said hitting his back.

"Want some milk?" Luke asked pulling a glass out of the cabinet.

"Nah." Lorelai said taking a bite of the peanut butter covered pepper. "I'm about to go get ready for work."

"It's 4:30." Luke stated.

"Yea, I know." She smiled.

Luke shook his head and poured the glass full of milk. Lorelai got up, dumped the plate in the sink, kissed Rory's head then headed up stairs.

"She's a great woman, your mother." Luke said after he gulped down the milk. "She really is."

Luke patted Rory's back and headed up the stairs. Rory stared after them smiling. Her mother was the greatest. She was Wonder Woman.


As Luke walked up the last few steps he knew Lorelai would be asleep. She was so tired, he could tell. Except, he was wrong. Luke walked into the bedroom to find Lorelai going through the dresser.

"What are you doing?" He asked watching her confused.

"Getting ready for work."

"It's..." He looked over at the clock. "5 til 5."

"Yea, I know." She said holding up a blue long sleeved, v-neck, maternity top. "I thought I could take Kaleb to school and meet his teacher."

"Why would you want to meet Kaleb's teacher?"

"Kaleb said something about her being really pretty, and then you said you met her, so I thought she could be a threat to me, so why not meet her?"

"Lorelai."

"Don't Lorelai me." Lorelai stated looking at him with accusing eyes. "You think she's pretty?"

Luke rubbed the back of his neck and looked at his wife. "Not as pretty as you."

"Luke." She said forcefully.

"Yes she's pretty, but she's no threat to you." Luke stated walking over to her and rubbing her arms. "I love you."

"I love you too." Lorelai said falling into his arms. "But I still want to meet her."

"Go meet her." Luke said hugging Lorelai. "Then when your done come by the diner, and I'll have something whipped up and out just for you."

"Dirty." She stated laughing.

"Ah jeez." Luke pulled away. "I love you."

"Same here burger boy." Lorelai smiled leaning up and pecking him on the lips. "I always have."

Lorelai kissed him once more then went back to looking for something to wear.

"Oh hey."

"Yea?" Lorelai turned from the dresser and looked at Luke.

"What's up with the lucky penny?" Luke asked.

Lorelai smiled. "You remember that first time I met you?"

"No."

"Luke." Lorelai frowned.

"Of course I do."

"Well, I gave you a dollar for the coffee, and you told me it was only 99 cents." Lorelai said. "I dug through my purse, but all I had was dollars. I told you to keep the penny, but you wouldn't. You dug in your pocket and pulled out a penny and handed it to me."

"1996."

"Yea, I took it and kept it in my jewelry box, and forgot about it." Lorelai looked at him. "Then I found it when I moved to New York."

"And you gave it to Katie."

"Yea, it was my lucky penny." Lorelai smiled. "I got you."

Luke shook his head smiling. "Get dressed crazy lady."

Lorelai smiled and went back to finding the perfect outfit.


While Lorelai took a shower, and Luke got Kaleb up Rory looked around her room at all the stuff she forgot about. She found two things that surprised her. The "Dean" box, and "Jess" box. She took the "Dean" box out of the closet and sat it up on her bed. She pulled the flaps open and started to pull out things. Inside she found the corn starch, the bracelet, the car keys, some pictures, and her dress. She smiled at the memories. She put everything back and pushed it over to the side. She took the "Jess" box and started pulling stuff out of it. The basket, a bunch of books, very few pictures, his leather jacket, and one thing she never expected to see. She pulled it out from the bottom and looked at it long and hard. Shehad forgottenall about it.
Lorelai stepped out of the shower and wrapped a large towel around her. She walked over to the sink and peered into the mirror. She sure looked horrible. She shook her wet hair and went into the bedroom to get dressed. She had to look good. She was going to meet her child's teacher, who probably hit on her husband. She had to. So she picked out an outfit Luke would like, not to sexy, but showed just enough to make him drool.

A long sleeved dark blue top.With alow v-neck cut that showed her cleavage. She wore a tight pair of maternity jeans, the ones Luke liked. She wore some sparkly silver flats, to complement the top. She wore the necklace and earrings Luke had got her, along with her wedding ring, and a sparkly silver belt to match her flats. Her hair was straight and pulled half back, with her bangs hanging around her face. She took a look in the mirror and felt she looked good, even if she was fat.

She looked over at the clock to find it 7:00. By time Kaleb was ready, they would get to the school at the same time his teacher did. She made some last minute adjustments to her hair, sprayed it then headed down stairs.

"Hey hon?" Lorelai said opening Rory's door. She found Rory looking at some sort of book. "Rory."

Rory looked up from the book at her mother. "Oh sorry, just out of it there." Rory smiled when she saw her mother. "You look pretty."

"Really?"

"Yea." Rory dropped the book and stood up. "Are you wearing that for a special occasion?"

"No, just wanted to dress up for my husband."

"You look nice."

"Thanks." Lorelai looked at Rory, then glanced over at her bed. "You want to come with me to drop off Kaleb?"

Rory looked around the room. "Well..." She took a glance at the book. "Yea, why not?"

"I'll go get Kaleb and Katie up and dressed then we'll leave."

"I'll get dressed."

Lorelai shut the door and started towards Kaleb's room. "Kaleb?" She called opening his door to find him dressed. "You already up?"

"Daddy got me up."

"Okay. Where is daddy?"

"Katie's room." Kaleb stated putting books into his back pack. He was a book worm like his sister.

Lorelai shut the door and turned to Katie's room. She opened it and stepped inside. There she found Luke helping Katie with her hair.

"Well hey there you two."

Luke looked up to find Lorelai. His eyes widened to see how beautiful she looked. She was wearing his favorite jeans.

"You look...beautiful."

"Thanks." She smiled. "Is Katie ready? We're leaving as soon as Rory is ready."

Luke brushed the back of Katie's curly head, took a rubber band, pulled it into a ponytail. Brushed it once more then patted her head. "You're ready princess."

Katie jumped off the bed. "Thank daddy." She ran over to Lorelai and hugged her leg. "Morning mommy."

"Morning sweetie." Lorelai patted the little girl's back and then Katie ran off past Lorelai.

"Why are you so dressed up?" Luke asked standing up from Katie's very pink bed.

"I didn't know I was." She said brushing her tight jeans off.

"Well you are." Luke stated as he walked towards her.

"Oh, well I'm meeting our son's teacher, and I might as well look nice."

"Well you do." Luke said pecking her cheek. He leaned down and pecked her 6-month pregnant belly which was covered by the dark blue top. "Morning babies."

"Morning daddy." Lorelai said in a baby tone.

"Lorelai." He said glaring at her from her stomach.

"Hey daddy." She smiled.

Luke stood up and looked at her straight in the eyes.

"You're mad." Lorelai smiled. "At you're pregnant wife."

"No." Luke mumbled. "I'm not mad."

"Good." Lorelai leaned in and gave him a sweet, passionate kiss. "Very good."


Lorelai stepped out of the jeep, grabbed Katie from the back and closed the door. Rory got out of the passenger side, let Kaleb out and walked around to her mother.

"This teacher sure is going to have fun meeting us." Rory mumbled as she followed her mother into the school.

"So where is your classroom Kaleb?"

Kaleb pointed towards a blue door that had "3rd Grade Miss Grey" written on it. "That's my class room."

"Let's get in there."

Kaleb ran to the door and opened it, going inside. Lorelai followed him with Katie holding onto her hand, Rory behind her.

"Well hello there Kaleb." Miss Grey smiled at Kaleb. She looked up to see two women and a young girl. One of the women were pregnant. "And who are you?" She smiled.

"Hi, Miss Grey, I'm Lorelai Danes, Kaleb's mother." She let go of Katie's hand and reached out to shake Miss Grey's hand. "This is Rory Huntzberger, his sister. And Katie Danes, his younger sister."

"Nice to meet you all." She smiled a fake smile. "I'm Rebecca Grey, Kaleb's teacher."

"Well, I just wanted to meet you." Lorelai smiled while looking Miss Grey over. The blonde girl, had her hair pulled up in a ponytail. She wore a white skirt with a yellow lace top. She had yellow flip flops on, which matched her shirt perfectly. "I've heard a lot about you, from Kaleb and my husband." Lorelai purposely moved her ring finger, of course catching the eye of Rebecca. "Going on 5 years."

"You're Kaleb's mother?"

"Yes."

"And Luke, I mean Mr. Danes is his father."

"Of course."

Rebecca looked at Kaleb then back at Lorelai. If Lorelai and Luke had only been married 5 years, and they have two kids, one who is eight is a little weird. They must have been together before they were married. Hmmm... "Well Kaleb is a great kid."

"Yea, he takes after his oldest sister and Luke."

"That's sweet." Rebecca bit her lip. "How far along are you?"

"About 6 months."

"Is it a boy or a girl?"

"One of each."

Rebecca choked. "What?"

"Twins." Lorelai smiled as she rubbed her belly. "One boy and one girl."

"That's gr..congratulations."

"Thank you. I better get going." Lorelai turned to Kaleb and Katie who were coloring. "Come on Katie. Bye Kaleb." Katie ran over to Lorelai and Kaleb waved bye. "Daddy will pick you up."

"Bye Mrs. Danes." Rebecca waved as the three girls walked out of the room. Luke is picking up Kaleb. Perfect. His wife is pretty, but I can make him forget that.


A/N: Here we go. Hope you liked it. The funny thing was explained sort of in the last chapter. Lorelai dreamed her and Luke would have twins, one of each, and that was what came true. Even though in the real story, A.K.A. the show, they hadn't already had two kids. That's the great thing to be able to write whatever you like. Okay so it's explained. Read and Review!

A/N2: If you haven't already, all you Java Junkies, go to gilmoregirlsnews .com and read their spoilers for season 7, and then write to me and let me know what you think about the Christopher one. Okay thanks!