Today is RANDOM DAY! (It's also Marijuana Day...4:20. Yeah...This kid that smelled like Ass on my bus wouldn't shut up about it. ANYWAY...)

"OMG IT'S OPERA!" Screams the Opera fan-boy, Orochimaru.

Opera is now 236503 pounds. She cannot walk. "BLUB BLUB BLAAAARRRRRRRRRHHHH." Says...Opera...

"...I like pancakes too, Opera!" Says Orochimaru while doing the Cabbage Patch.

"MUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Says Opera!

"...Okay. Your on crack or something."

"LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA! Elmo's WORLD!" Screams Kabuto "Elmo loves his crayons! His goldfish too!"

He was watching Elmo's world.

"I LOVE ELMO'S WORLD!" Oro. Sits down and watches.

Last time on Elmo's World:

Elmo got caught up in a Gang fight. (You can hear random curses and screams. And a gunshot) Elmo got himself a Gunshot wound...BUT, He won a new car!

Now onto today's episode...

"Hello Susie! Would you please get my crayon from the desk over there?" "Sure Elmo!" She goes over to the desk and the camera zooms up on her hand slowly...opening...the...drawer. Elmo throws a dagger and it lands on her hand.

"THOSE ARE ELMO'S DRUGS!" He laughs maniacally and has one eye WAY bigger than the other.

"Wow. This show never ceases to amaze."

"I know," Says Orochimaru "LET'S GO TO BOB EVANS!" (A restaurant if you didn't know...)

"OMFG IT'S OROCHIMARU!" You can NOW hear everyone's panicked screams as they all walk into the door. "What the fuck is their problem?" "I know, man. It IS Monday..."

"Hello...Welcome to Bob Evans. May I take your order?"

"...We need a table. Preferably near a shaded place, please. Opera has skin problems." "BLUUURRHHHGGG."

"Okay. Right this way. I'll give you guys a few minutes to decide.

"Hmmm...I think I'll get 2 steaks, a Potato...and Apple Juice!" Orochimaru chimes.

"I'll get a salad." "A salad? That's not a man's food." "Shut up. Now."

"Kay. Be right out." "It better be. Or else OPERA will kill you." "How?" "Laser eye vision. Standered Opera power."

A few minutes later after some cheap small talk, the waiter came out.

"Here is your food. Five." "Why did you say five?" "I was...malfunctioning?" "That works. You are dismissed."

Opera was about to eat her food...kinda and her water when Kabuto screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What time is it Orochimaru?" "12:01..." "NEVER feed and Opera after midnight!" Too late. Opera had drunk her water... "SHITFUCK!"

Opera kept growing in size...as if she could. She was the size of Godzilla. She made the Godzilla RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRR! And used her Laser Eye Vision and Pulse Laser Guns to destroy the city...village.

"You're so retarted Orochimaru." "I'm sorry, Kabuto but, I never read the manuals."

After that cool phrase they went on and kicked Opera's ass. Hard. She evaporated into the sky.

"We saved the day." "Indeed."

"OMG BABY BOP IS EATING MY HEAD!11111111111111111111FIVE!" She was taking giant bites and clinging off Barney's head. "AUNG AUNGHHH AUNNGHGHGH!"

"..." Said Orochimaru.