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"Tea Party! TEA PARTY!" Screamed Orochimaru. "I'm not gonna play this time..." Said Kabuto "Yes you are."

Kabuto was wearing a pink dress OVER his uniform so it looked double gay and Orochimaru was wearing a blue frill dress that was...big. "Okay Mr. Teddy! You need some Tea now. 2 Cubes of sugar? Okay! How about you, Batman?" Batman started tardin' out. "Ummmm..." Orochimaru started pouring the 'Tea'. I really have no clue why he at least didn't use real Tea...

"Oro! I don't like this...I don't look good in pink! Kabuto smiled "How about we-" "OMG. Kabuto, WHERE are the Teddy Grahams?" "I don't-"

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TEDDY GRAHAMS?"

Uh oh. Orochimaru went on a killing spree on his way to Wal-Mart. Yes, he goes there for everything! "MAAM! I...need...TEDDY GRAHAMS. Now. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..."

"Ummmm...Sir...We don't sell those here." "...What? Wal-Mart...doesn't...sell..." Orochimaru rampaged outta the store and started screaming and flailing. "OMFG. WHERE THE HELL AM I GONNA BUY TEDDY GRAHAMS! If Wal-Mart doesn't have them, Who the fuck DOES!" He was having a nervous brakedown.

Wow. This story has had the same 'plot-line' of over 5 sentences now.

Meanwhile, Kakashi was walking down the street eating, Teddy Grahams. Why? Who knows. He was starting to get withdrawals from not reading Make-Out Paradise. "I swear I will not read them any more...I swear...Just keep eating food..."

Orochimaru smelled Teddy Grahams. He ran towards Kakashi and stole them. "YOU TOOK MY TEDDY GRAHAMS! YOU BASTARD! Gawd!...Liek...Can I still talk? Is it still my-"

"La la la la la" Hitler was walking down the road with a GIANT Lollipop! "MINE!" YELLED Orochimaru. "...I should've taken over Japan."

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From Gaara.

Yes, Gaara is retarted.

"Go Dexter FAMILY GO! Dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuun dun dun dun DUUUUUUUN!" Kabuto was watching Cartoon Network. "WTF are you doing? I got the Teddy Grahams AND a Lollipop!"

"So?" "...So! SO! So, Why do you live here anywayz!" "Because I can."

"Oh..."

Later on after a very quick Tea Party...

"Orochimaru, I have to tell you something very, very, very important. This could ruin the rest of our lives." "...Well?" Kabuto starts crying. "I don't know how to say this but...but...Five." "...What?" Kabuto starts bawling and he repeats. "Fiveeee...I'M SORRY OKAY? I'm sorry...I couldn't resist..."

"Your on some kinda crack, Kabuto." Kabuto scratches his neck. "No, I'm not. Drug free is the way to-" He passes out.

Orochimaru sighs and walks outside. "I wish I had a Snapple." Trojan Maaaaaaaan...Trojan Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan "Who sung that?" No answer. "WTF." "No...Way..."

"It's BIG BIRD!" "Hewwo Orochi- GOD DAMNIT YOUR NAME IS LONG!" Barney runs past screaming. Baby Bop is still leeched onto his head. "Oh no, Orochimaru! It's the BANANA!"

A giant 32540 feet tall banana flew in and crushed Konohamaru! "IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!" It starts stomping everything. "...Why? Whhhhhhhy?" Screamed the Emo. "I can't deal with this. I'm going back inside." "I'll take care of it then." "Okay, Big Bird."

"Yay! American Idol" Orochimaru, Kabuto and Naruto sit down and watch it. "i luff kelly pickler lloz" suz naruto like a gay person "huuuuur. She has pickler in hur name." "I for one, like Chris," Kabuto states. "He has a good voice." "Well, I like Catherine because she is obviously ahead of everything." Chimes in Orochimaru!

What will happen next time? Will Kanuhii ever be hyper enough to write a good chapter! Will Naruto FINALLY learn English? Tune in next time! (Or else.)