"So why are we doing this again?"

Orochimaru was heavily sighing. He did not want to do this. It was a Sunday morning. He should have still been in bed. But no. Kabuto woke him up and told him he HAD to learn to take care of flowers properly.

"You're watering those daisies too much Oreo."

That was it.

"If you call me Oreo one more time, I swear to sweet Kami, I will make you watch Oprah for hours."

Kabuto's expression was shocked. He had posters of Oprah on his walls-filled with kunai marks. He HATED Oprah. How much did he hate Oprah? Enough to brutally torture her and do more evil stuff to her.

Orochimaru chuckled. "Kekekeke...I thought so."

"Kekeke...I thought so!" Kabuto mocked him under his breath.

"I heard that."

- - - Yo Momma - - -

It was now the afternoon and Oreo had yet to to get dressed. He went to his room yawning and scratching his butt when all of the sudden, that guy from Jeopardy popped out.

"WoOoOoOooooOO1!1one I am yo father! lolz."

Chi-san sighed. "W/e."

After that little chatspeak convo, he got dressed in his usual thing. Ya know, the weird dress/pant thingy with the hawt bow. It was time to go shopping. But first, he had to get Sasuke. If Sasuke didn't go, Orochimaru would get the wrong snacks and the Emo would be pissed. He went to Sasuke's room and knocked.

No answer.

He knocked again and again. Eventually, he opened the door.

"Sasuke? What are you doing?"

Sasuke was sprawled out on his stomach reading a magazine on his bed.

"What kind of magazine is that?"

Sasuke didn't bother to look up. "PlayBunny."

"WHAT! Lemme see!"

Orochimaru ran over and snatched it right our of his hands. Sasuke now had a bad paper cut.

Oreo slowly pulled out one of those foldout things and whistled. "This is hawt."

It was a foldout of a white bunny. Like, the animal. The magazine was about rabbits and taking care of them.

A thump is heard.

"OH NOES. Rocko is angered!" Sasuke screamed and ran out of the room. Orochimaru sighed and followed him to the rabbit cage.

A decent sized cage was next to Sasuke. Within it contained a brown rabbit. Sasuke was currently trying to get it out of the cage and pet him. The rabbit proceeded to bite Sasuke's finger. Orochimaru sighed for the umpteenth time today and muttered, "I knew that rabbit would be a waste of money. Even though I slaughtered 10 people to steal it. So technically...It was free right?"

Whilst the homicidal maniac pondered over that, Sasuke was flailing with the rabbit firmly attached to his finger.

"Ke, we have to go shopping. You wanted to come right? Remember what happened last time?"

The screen started to fade and Sasuke's face was a perfect oO.

FLASHBACK

"I'm home Sasuke!"

Sasuke was in his room, plotting revenge on the evil lawn gnome when he heard Orochimaru call him. He ran in so fast, it was really fast and started digging through all the bags knocking random items everywhere.

He stood up and twitched. Then he proceeded with an angry face.

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TEDDY GRAHAMS!"

Uh oh. Orochimaru was running away flailing his arms wildly while Sasuke chased him in an angry rage.

ENDOFFLASHBACK

"Well, if you didn't have such a sucky memory, I wouldn't have to go."

"Shut up. Let's go."

At the Supermarket. . . -

Orochimaru was pushing the cart while Sasuke was picking out crap. Our lovable Emo had Ice Cream in his hands when RABID FANGIRLS CAME OUT OF NOWHEREZ!1

They all glomped Orochimaru. He couldn't breath. No one touched Sasuke though because he farted.

Sasuke sighed. "It's 'cause they think I'm gay. They think I love Naruto when I say I don't...BUT I really do. BOHAHAHAHAHA!" Sasuke cackled maniacally whilst Oreo sat there now with HIS eyes like a perfect Oo.

AT THE BAT CAVE!

They were home! Yus. Orochimaru was unpacking the groceries while Sasuke was rocking in the fetal position holding and eating his Teddy Grahams.

"So Sasuke...How are your banjo lessons going?"

"They were fine until-"

The phone rang. Sasuke ran into the other room. He had to know who it was. Oh, and he grabbed his Grahams for anyone who was wondering.

"Oh, hey Seika!" It was this lady that Orochimaru liked.

Sasuke picked up the phone and listened in.

Come one Orochimaru, be the biggest pussy there is! Girls love sincere guys. And stuff.

"So...The NoteBook is out and I was wondering if you would want to see it with me?" He held his breath.

"Sure!"

"Oh My God..The NoteBook is SO gay..." Sasuke whispered into the phone. Seika didn't notice for some reason.

"Shut up Sasuke!"

"Homooooo...HOMOOO...MY SENSEI IS A HOMO!"

Orochimaru ran into where Sasuke was and started beating him down. "MY SNACKS!" He screamed.

"Oreo? Are you okay?"

Orochimaru was out of breath but replied, "Yeah. I'm just fine. So what time?"

At the Movies. . .-

Sasuke decided to go. He was bored. Everyone got their snacks and they got in their seats. Seika, Orochimaru, then Sasuke.

2 hours later...

It was the saddest part of the movie. Two old people were kissing.

Orochimaru was trying to cry and Seika was crying. A lot. Sasuke just stared at them with his mouth open in disgust and mouthed, "This is so gay..."

The movie was over. Finally.

"Wasn't that so sad Chi-san?"

"Sure was Seika-chan."

They both smiled at each other. Sasuke almost hurled.

This random pirate ran in screaming, "I like eggs!"

So...I know it was weird but I was bored. Oh, and the part with the notebook was from the movie 'Just Friends'. I love that movie and I thought it would fit. Lol...R&R! I'll make more chapters! ;D