Disclaimer: Still don't own anything but the general idea for this fic.

AN: This was going to be a one-shot, but since I got a random review that wanted more...well, this is dedicated to that random reviewer! And whoever else liked the first chapter. I was actually surprised to get any reviews at all within the first hour. I actually did a double take...which turned into a triple take.

I was kinda hesitant to continue this story, because I thought it'll ruin the flow...anyway, enjoy.

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The GREEN Best of Konoha
By SapphireWhiteTigress

Chapter II

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Two Weeks Later

Lee was afraid to wash his hair because he feared that if he were to wash it, than his most beautiful green hair would turn back to its original color. So, for two whole weeks, he refused to get it wet. But something started to happen to his beautiful hair...it started to grow, rapidly, until it was past his shoulder blades. He, of course, paid it no mind. He thought of getting a hair cut to return it to the wonderful bowl-cut that he shared with Gai-sensei, but cutting it was out of the question. What if it messed up the greenness of it all?

"Lee..." Both Neji and Tenten were staring at him a bit skeptically as they did when he first declared that he was going to dye his hair.

"Yes, comrades?" He asked, always oblivious to everything around him.

Neji cleared his throat. "Remember when I said that your hair will start mutating if you keep it on your head for too long?"

Lee looked thoughtful for a minute, placing a hand under his chin. "Well, yeah, I do recall you saying something like that. Why are you bringing it up?"

"Lee, your hair's mutating." Neji and Tenten said in unison.

Lee blinked. "Huh?" He randomly pulled out a mirror he kept in his...uh, pockets...if he had any...pockets. Anyway, he pulled out a hand mirror and looked into its reflection, gasping. Sure enough, his hair instantly grew past his shoulders, past his mid back, down towards his rear, even further down his knees until it touched the ground, but it didn't stop there. Oh, no. It grew and grew and grew some more until it snaked around them, covering them in green hair.

"Lee! Where on earth did you get that dye from!" Tenten struggled against the fuzzy hair particles which started to tickle in certain areas.

Lee thought back.

--Flashback--

Lee was, as he did everyday, kicking the worn out log in the training area. He was alone, since his teammates had already retired for the day. He didn't mind. He was glad to be alone so he could gather his thoughts as he punched, kicked, and completely destroy the log. It was what he did everyday, until he was stopped by a mysterious voice that beckoned to him

"Hey, kid..." It hissed, sounding oddly like a snake.

Lee stopped his assault on the weeping log and turned towards the voice, only to see nothing. "Huh? A mysterious voice beckoning to me?"

"How would you like to...have the ultimate green hair?" It said.

Lee gasped. "You! How did you know that I needed to dye my hair green to gain the affection of the most beautiful flower in the village!"

If Lee could see whoever it was he was talking to, he would've seen them blink in confusion. "I didn't...but, here...perhaps this will help?" Suddenly, a bright light appeared and in the center of that light was small, unlabeled boxes.

Lee only stared at them wearily. "What is that?"

"That will allow you to change your hair to green and only than will you be able to...gain the affection of your...precious person." As that was said, the wind shifted as the person or whatever it was disappeared, but Lee couldn't tell since he didn't see the person in the first place. To Lee, it was a mysterious mighty voice from above that answered all his prayers.

"Oh, thank you mysterious mighty voice from above for answering my prayers! I must go forth, and gain the affection of Sakura-san by means of changing my luscious black hair to green!" With that said, Lee grabbed whatever he needed and ran to find Tenten and Neji.

--End Flashback--

Neji and Tenten stared at him in disbelief as he finished. "Lee! You're not supposed to take hair products from strangers! Especially mysterious voices!" If she could, she would've knocked him upside his head, but alas, she was trapped within the clutches of the mutated hair monster.

Lee blushed. "I'm sorry, Tenten...I guess I messed up again, huh?" He said with deep sorrow in his voice.

Tenten felt bad. "It's okay, Lee."

Neji grunted. "No it isn't." He tossed a kunai that he had in his mouth (funny, how he spoke with a kunai in his mouth) to Lee.

Lee caught it with his hand that stuck out from the green mess. "What am I supposed to do with this?"

"Cut your hair." Neji demanded.

Lee's eyes widen. "What! But I can't! Not my precious hair!"

"Just do it, Lee!" Tenten yelled in annoyance.

Lee's lower lip trembled as he shakily took the kunai to his hair, with tightly closed eyes, he cut it. The hair instantly released them and all three landed gracefully on their feet, surrounded by fifteen feet of hair.

Neji sighed. "Hopefully, that's it."

Unfortunately, this story can't end there, and when they thought it was over, the gigantic hair grew large eyes and large caterpillar eyebrows. It glared at them and quickly slithered away.

"Quick! After it!" Lee shouted, running after what used to be his hair, only to fall on his back.

His hair started to grow. Again.

His teammates eyes widen in despair. "I can't believe this." Neji stated, not believing what was going on.

Tenten grabbed Lee's collar and started to shake him. "Lee, you idiot! How could you be so careless! You're a ninja for crying out loud! As rule number ten states in the Ninja Guidance Book: 'Do not, under any circumstance, take HAIR PRODUCTS FROM MYSTERIOUS VOICES, especially if you want to gain the affections of your precious person'!"

Lee quickly became dizzy from all the shaking and his eyes were little swirls. "Ten...ten..."

She wasn't done yet. "Now how are we going to destroy this evil creature if your hair keeps growing!" She growled, finally releasing him.

Neji watched on the side lines. Even though Tenten was a sweet girl sometimes, she scared even him when she gets angry.

Lee fell to the ground. He could literally hear his brain wattling inside of his round head, but he soon forgot about that as his hair reminded him of the dire situation that they were in. It started to consume him.

"What!" He shouted, fighting to stay out of his hair. He punched at the green, but his hand only managed to go right through the mess.

Tenten and Neji could only watch. They wanted to help their friend, really, they did, but how can they go about it without harming him?

"Neji, use your Byakugan!" Tenten shouted, but his Byakugan was already activated.

Neji stared intently at the green hair that used to belong to Lee. It didn't make any sense to him. "This...mutated hair of Lee's is created out of pure chakra. Since it doesn't have a physical being to it, it would be impossible to destroy and if it were to be absorb...most likely, the amount of chakra and the type of chakra from the hair would probably cause you to explode." He concluded, deactivating his bloodline limit.

"That's bad." Tenten said after a few seconds.

"Ahh!" Lee yelled as his hair swallowed him. Now, the hair was larger than the last with two large round eyes, two unearthly large eyebrows, and now, a mouth with sparkling white teeth.

"Lee!" Neji and Tenten shouted as he was no more.

"Rwoooaaarr!" The Teenage Mutant Green Hair roared. "I will eeeaaaaaat yoooooooooou!" It was hungry, I think.

And they thought so too as they ran away before the monster thing could have a taste of them. "Now what do we do? There's TWO of them!" Tenten panted out as they ran. "We should warn everyone!"

Neji's bloodline limit was activated as they ran form their training spot. "There's no need for that. The first one has already reached the main city, destroying everything in it's path. We should hurry and get there."

They reached their destination in five minutes when they found Gai-sensei fighting off the first green hair monster. He stopped as he saw them. "Neji! Tenten! Where's Lee!"

Tenten panted and jerked her thumb behind them, where the larger green hair thing was coming at them.

Gai eyes widen. "They're two of them? This is most definitely not good! What are these things?"

"These are the results of Lee's 'hair experiment'." Neji stated calmly.

"This is Lee's beautiful and youthful hair? What has become of my most prize student!" Gai wailed, falling to his knees.

"Give it a rest, Gai-sensei! We have to get rid of these things and get Lee back!" Tenten shouted, grabbing her weapons, ready to fight these mutated creatures.

Gai quickly jumped up, not a trace of his previous tears on his face as his eyes set in determination. "You are right, Tenten! We must put all effort into destroying these things and returning peace back to Konoha once more! Let's go!" And he charged towards Mutant Green Hair Thing #1, only to have it slash out with it's 'tail'. Gai, being the fast devil that he is, dodged without so much as a thought. He threw a fist at it, but as he made contact, his arm got stuck.

"What is this?" It started to pull him in and Gai-sensei was gone.

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AN: Haha, don't worry, this is purely humor (or supposed to be) with no drama, horror, or romance...though, that last one I'm not sure of yet...So, what did you think of the second chapter? And don't worry, Lee's okay and so is Gai...you'll see, come next chapter, which is the last chapter!

And thanks again Ka-chan, for giving me a chance to make a second chapter!

Please keep the reviews coming! They make me happy and want to do same day updates!