How The Keyboard Master Came To Be
"It
was many many a manic months ago that I first leaned how to wield a
keyboard so...
I mastered its rise and fall in almost no time at
all!
I didn't mean to land myself in dire danger...
But then
again, I knew I liked that stranger!
Mysteriously
enough,
he really knew his stuff!
But it was tough...
He
didn't nearly look that buff---
and he wasn't---
but he
turned me into fluff!
'Enough!' I said.
'Your point be made
before I'm dead!'
And then he said,
'Who're you
talking to, dude? I'm over here!'
'...What?'
And then I
looked,
and there he was!
Not the one in front of me,
but a
mile left, instead!
'Who are you?' I cried to the man who
stood before me.
'Not I,' said he,
'but your friend!'
he said.
And then he wooshed,
and then he was
gone!
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but I'm really,
really getting tired of this song!"
With a flick of the
wrist and a smile quite proud,
the Keyboard Master stopped the
music
and bowed to the crowd.
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AN: If by any merciful chance any of you have been reading my KH fanfic "the Late Adventures of the Keyboard Master", (if not, you can read it here: hopebegold dot blogspot dot com ), then you will have already met this character. ...Just thought I'd have a bit of fun and actually touch on how they came to wield such a random object… In a little paragraph I attempted to write once, about that little miracle, I said something about them taking part in the 222nd Annual Hiccupping-Crock Convention (something like a huge collection of hundreds of tournaments in every kind of battle art------even the ones you just made up XD). Soooo…well, this is a match between them and the loathsome "Black-Clad Figure", who is notorious for keeping himself well-hidden. So, naturally, KbM thought they were sparring their friend "the Unknown Someone". XD
I actually have an awesome idea for this story that would really make it REALLY original, not a KH fanfic anymore! Soooo, I want to finish it, and then publish it! 0.0 (there are NO kh characters in it, only a few chars that began as spoof counterparts, but now r now much cooler. B-) The only question of copyright will be if I can still let the Keyboard Master wield a keyboard-----even if I don't call them "the Keyboard Master" anymore------without making it too obvious where I got the idea… T-T ...One of the other characters wields a slide-rule, and another has infinite coat-hangers... but, the way they all practice fighting, no matter what weapn they would use in a real fight, is by swinging padded banjos at eachother. For now at least, I'm just calling them "Buster Banjos") XD