The Punishment

Welcome back to the punishment! It's been so long! How have you survived without a whole... day without me! Like last time I got nothing to say! So let's cut the crap and begin!

Disclaimer: While we're on the subject of cutting the crap...

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It had been a day since everyone had been the previous incidents occurred. Somehow Nami had been able to find clothes, diapers, food and other needs for the babies without leaving the ship. They were all in the kitchen, and all the babies were in highchairs

"I still don't know how you got all this stuff" said Zoro.

"Yeah" said Nami "Me neither"

"Well anyway" said Zoro "We both know what needs to be done right now"

"Your completely right Zoro" agreed Nami.

"Great!" said Zoro "I'll fire up the oven! I say we eat Usopp first!"

"WHAT! NO!" said Nami in horror.

"But you said it needed to be done!" said Zoro.

"I meant turning them back to normal!" said Nami "Besides, Usopp would be stringy and taste foul due to all his running"

"Your right" said Zolo "Well how do we change them back?"

"I don't know" said Nami "But we have to find away! Maybe if we read some of chopper's books they could tell us away"

"Well let's try that" said Zoro "Wait a minute! I can't read!"

"What are you talking about?" asked Nami "I've seen you read plenty of times!" (Actually, I've never seen him read so can he read? Hm, I'll have to consult Oda on that one...)

"We'll usually I would just pretend to understand what it says and it always seems to fool everyone" explained Zoro.

"Alright then" said Nami "Here's what we'll do. I'll go into chopper's room with Robin, Chopper and Sanji, while you stay out here and take care of Luffy & Usopp."

"Ok!" agreed Zoro "Just a few questions first"

"Shoot" said Nami.

"Well to start with" said Zoro "How do you change a diaper? How do you feed them? What the hell is that caged bed over there? Where's the baby food? When should they take their naps? Are their toys flammable? Are..."

2 hours later...

"And finally, shaking them does kill them" explained Nami.

"Oh... kills them" said Zolo "Well now that I know about that, I'm ready!"

"Good!" said Nami "I'll be in Chopper's room" Nami took Robin, Chopper and Sanji, and went to chopper's room.

Zoro looked down at Luffy and Usopp.

Luffy was roughly the size of a football, Luffy had no shirt on, but he had a big red bib with the straw hat flag on it, as well as a diaper and he still had the hat, though it was too big for him and covered half his face and a quick glance would say that he is 5 months old.

Usopp's nose was still very long, though it was much shorter, also he had a brown shirt and little brown boxers over his diaper, Usopp looked about 6 months old.

"You guys look pretty cute" said Zoro "I don't like cute. It makes me sick"

Then suddenly, something hit Zoro in the forehead.

"Ow!" said Zolo "What the... Oh crap!"

Usopp had pulled out a slingshot from his diaper (yes, I did get the idea off of rugrats) and was firing peas at Zolo.

"Ack! Peas! My one weakness!" said Zoro.

"Bub ba looba!" babbled Luffy, and Usopp started firing little bits of corn.

"Ack Corn! My other one weakness!" said Zoro "Where is this stuff coming from! I- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Usopp was loading up his slingshot... with something from his diaper...

"Oh good god!" sobbed Zoro "Children! Please have mercy! Please!"

Usopp and Luffy looked at each other and nodded their heads, and fired... brussel sprouts. (Oh please! Do you really think I'd have Usopp fire poo at Zolo? My maturity is much more erect than that! Tee-hee! I just said... I mean... mature!)

"IT BURNS!" screamed Zolo, running around the room "GET THEM AWAY FROM ME! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!"

Meanwhile in Chopper's room...

Nami was reading, trying to find a cure.

"Well this wont help" said Nami and got up to get another medical book. But first she went to the playpen she built to see if the babies we're fine. She looked down at them. Robin was wearing a little black dress and black shoes, her diaper had little pictures of cursed fruit on all over them and she had a small stuffed turtle with her, she was about 2 years old. Chopper looked about the same, though much smaller, plus like Luffy, he still wore his hat despite how big it was on him, he was roughly a month old (In reindeer years.) Sanji's hair was so short that it no longer covered his left eye, plus his cigarette was replaced with a pacifier, also he still had a suit on, but a baby sized one, Sanji was about 10 months old.

"You're all so cute!" said Nami "It's almost a shame to have to change you back!"

Baby Sanji held his hands in the air. "You wanna come up?" asked Nami. Sanji nodded his head. "Okay!" said Nami grabbing Sanji "Up you come! Weeeeeeee!" Nami lifted Sanji up, making rocket noises as she did it. "There you go" said Nami. Nami held Sanji up to her chest... and Sanji gave a little squeeze.

Nami was just about going to dropkick Sanji, when she realized that he was only a baby. "Oh I'm sorry Sanji" apologized Nami "I forgot that you're only a baby! You don't understand what your doing!" Sanji childishly giggled. Not because he had know idea what was happening, but because he did know what was happening. When Sanji was hit by the lightning and turned into a baby, he was unconscious, and it somehow caused only his body to change, but not his mind.

"You look pretty hungry there Sanji" said Nami "I should feed you... But we don't have any bottles... I guess I'll have to breast feed you!" Upon hearing this, Sanji's eyes became the size of dinner plates and his smile covered the rest of his face. "You look happy" said Nami "You must like been fed!" "Boba beby babba bloo..." babbled Sanji with a smirk "Translation: You could say something like that..."

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There you go! I hope you all like chapter 2! If you didn't then that's fine, but don't flame! Also, I will instantly delete any reviews that call me a pervert, nut job or immature prick... though I will agree with you first! Any other reviews I'm fine with, See ya!