The punishment
Welcome back to the punishment! To those wondering, No this is no longer a romance story. Sorry to those who wanted a ZoNa but I'm just not very good with romances. Now, let's begin!
Disclaimer: I don't own one piece! So stop asking me...
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Zoro and Nami had found a way to spread the word about needing a babysitter. How they did that shall not be explained due to lack of knowledge. Here are just a few people trying out for the job of babysitter...
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Merry Go, 9 in the morning...
"So who's this first applicant?" asked Zoro.
"Well" said Nami "I can't make out her name, but apparently she comes from the beach of crazy flying monkeys"
Just then, a giant flying monkey came and landed on the ship.
"Ah! You're here!" said Nami excitingly "Now first off we are going to need to know your name"
"Oh oh ah ah" shrieked the monkey.
"Oh that's such a lovely name!" said Nami "Also we need to know how much you're working for"
"Ah! Ah! Ah!" shrieked the monkey.
"I don't know" said Nami "That seems like a bit much..."
Then the monkey screamed its head off and attacked Zoro "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" screamed Zoro.
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Merry Go, 10 in the morning...
Next person was a very tall and very red man with horns and a trident.
"So Mr. Devil" said Nami "What experience do you have in taking care of children?"
"I have the souls of millions back at my home" said Mr. Devil.
"And where is it you live?" asked Zoro.
"I come from Hell- I mean Helen Island!" said Mr. Devil.
"Now what do you want in pay?" asked Nami.
"How about... I know!" said Mr. Devil "How about your soul!"
"What do you want my soul for?" asked Nami.
"I want it to use it to make soul muffins" said Mr. Devil "They're perfect with soup!"
"Uh... Sorry Mr. Devil" said Zoro "You're not exactly what we're looking for..."
"Oh very well" said Mr. Devil "I guess its back to Hell for me! Tell Sanji that I'll be seeing him in a few years! Hahahahahahaha!"
There was a puff of red smoke and Mr. Devil was gone.
"He seemed nice" said Nami
"Looked like a bit of a religious guy though" said Zoro.
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Merry Go, Midday...
"So who's next?" asked Zoro.
"She is" said Nami, pointing to the sky. There was a woman flying towards the ship on an umbrella.
"She looks familiar..." said Zoro.
The woman landed on the ship and put her umbrella away. "Hello" said the woman "I'm Merry Poppins"
"I swear I've heard that name before..." said Zoro.
"Well Ms. Poppins, first off, what do you wish to work for?" asked Nami.
"I work not for money" said Merry Poppins "I work for the sake of working"
"Alright!" said Nami "You're in!"
"Wait a minute!" said Zoro "You're from a Disney movie! Nami! Check the disclaimer and see if it covers for Merry Poppins"
"Let's see" said Nami as she pulled out a notepad "I don't own one piece so stop asking me... nope! Merry isn't here!"
"Sorry Ms. Poppins" said Zoro "We're going to have to reject you" and with that, Zoro pushed Merry Poppins off the ship
"Very weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell!" said Merry Poppins as she fell to her doom.
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Merry Go, 1 in the afternoon...
"Haven't we interviewed you before?" asked Zoro.
"Of course not" said the man who was a spitting image to Mr. Devil "I have a moustache see?"
"Good point" said Zoro "Now, what's your name again?"
"I am Mr. um... Mr. Not the devil! Yes that will do..." said the man.
"Very well Mr. Not the devil" said Nami "What do you want in pay?"
"How about your soul?" said Mr. Not the devil.
"My soul? No!" said Nami.
"Very well" said Mr. Not the devil "How about the swordsman's soul?"
"What?" shouted Zoro.
"Why do you want his soul?" asked Nami.
"To make soul... um... Cupcakes!" said Mr. Not the devil "They're perfect with um... stew! Yes... stew..."
"It's a deal!" said Nami.
"Are you nuts!" shouted Zoro "For God's sake..."
"God! Where!" shouted Mr. Not the devil in fear "Gotta go! AHHHHHHHH!" Mr. Not the devil dissapeared in a puff of smoke.
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Merry Go, 2 in the afternoon...
"It's hopeless!" said Nami "No one is good for the job! We've interviewed 109 people and found no one!"
"I think that last applicant was good!" said Zoro "Pretty hot to...".
"Zoro! For the last time, that was a man!" said Nami.
"I know" replied Zoro.
"O...K..." said Nami backing away two spaces.
"Hey! A ship coming towards us!" said Zoro.
"Wait a minute!" said Nami "That's Buggy's ship!"
"Who?" asked Zoro.
"You know" replied Nami "Buggy the pirate clown! We've battled him before!"
"Which one was he again?" asked Zoro.
"THE ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE A CLOWN!" shouted Nami.
"Wait... we've faced a guy that looks like a clown?" asked Zoro.
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Meanwhile on Buggy's ship...
"Alvida! Can you see the Merry Go?" asked Buggy.
"Sorry Captain Buggy!" said Alvida "They're nowhere in sight- wait! I see them! Straight ahead!"
"Brilliant!" said Buggy "With Luffy as an infant, we can take over their ship and I can have my revenge!"
"Captain Buggy, how did we find out that he was an infant anyway?" asked Cabaji.
"Don't question me!" shouted Buggy. Then his hands flew off his body and stole Cabaji's unicycle.
"Chop Chop Keep-away!" shouted Buggy, as his hands played keep-away with Cabaji's unicycle.
"Give that back!" whined Cabaji "I need that!"
"Why did I join you clowns again?" asked Alvida with a sigh.
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Back on the Merry Go...
"HE'S CALLED BUGGY THE CLOWN BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN!" screamed Nami.
"Sorry" said Zoro "Not ringing any bells"
"THINK HARDER YOU MOTHER FU-" started Nami "Oh no! It's too late! They're already here!"
Buggy's ship came right up next to the Merry go. Buggy, Alvida, Cabaji and Mohji all hopped on board.
"Oh no!" said Zoro "It's Buggy the pirate clown!"
"YOU REMEMBER NOW!" shouted Nami in disbelief.
"Of course!" said Zoro "How can anyone forget Buggy?"
"Nice to know that you remember me Zoro" said Buggy "Have a salty treat" With that Buggy threw a pretzel at Zoro.
"I got it! I got it! I got it!" said Zoro, as he caught the pretzel with his mouth.
"Hand over the straw hat kid!" said Buggy "Or should I say, straw hat baby! Hahahahahaha!"
"We'll never hand the babies over to you!" said Nami "Not for any reason!"
Suddenly a smell drifted through the air, a smelly smell, a smelly smell that smelled (Right! Never saying that again!)
"Oh my God!" shouted Alvida, covering her nose "What is that smell!"
"Smells like a dead skunk covered in burned hair!" shouted Buggy.
"Smells like big foot's dick!" shouted Nami.
"Where the hell is that smell coming from?" asked Zoro.
"Poopy!" said a small voice behind them.
They all turned around and saw Luffy.
"Well" said Zoro "Looks like Luffy is making use of his diaper!"
"Let's get out of here!" said Nami as she grabbed Luffy and handed him over to buggy "Here! You can take care of the babies while we get the flower to turn them back to normal! Bye!"
Then Nami and Zoro jumped onto Buggy's and sailed away, screaming the whole time.
To be continued...
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Hope you enjoyed that! Now, like in chapter 2, I would appreciate it if you didn't call me sick or immature! Please review! See ya!