The Punishment

Welcome to the latest chapter of the punishment! Um... enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or Monty Python's the Holy Grail. But I do own this shiny watch!... Ok I don't own that either...

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Monty Python Mountain...

Zoro and Nami have been sailing for two days and have just reached the forbidden mountain.

"We're finally here" said Nami with a sigh as she hopped off the ship.

"Yep! We just have to get the flower and we're out of here right?" asked Zoro.

"Well it isn't that simple Zoro" said Nami "We have a lot of challenges to face"

"Like what?" asked Zoro.

"Well there is the guarded bridge, the cave of the beast, the cliff of horror, the bridge of trivia and the stairway of doom" explained Nami.

"Uh... do we have to go?" asked Zoro.

"You're not scared are you?" asked Nami with a smirk.

"...No...of...course not..." said Zoro silently.

"Then let's go!" said Nami.

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The Going Merry...

"GET THE RUBBER BRAT OFF ME!" screamed Buggy, running around while Luffy was holding on to buggy's nose for dear life.

"Coming" said Mohji as he pulled a crowbar.

"Where is the reindeer one!" screamed Cabaji "The little bugger took a shit on my unicycle!"

"No that was Ritchie" said Mohji as he pried Luffy off Buggy's nose.

"That's it! The Lion dies!" screamed Cabaji as he pulled out a knife.

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The Guarded Bridge, Monty Python Mountain...

Zoro and Nami were heading towards the Guarded Bridge.

"We should be there any second- Whoa!" gasped Nami when she looked.

Two men were fighting right in front of a bridge.

One was wearing baggy clothes and a green bandana, while the other one was wearing black knight's armor.

"Holy crap!" said Zoro "That's the legendary Sir Black!"

"Wow! The legendary Sir Black?" asked Nami.

"Yep!" said Zoro.

"Who's the legendary Sir Black?" asked Nami.

"The world's greatest knight and the third greatest swordsman in the world after Mihawk and I!" explained Zoro "I've always wanted to fight him!"

The two pirates we're slashing each other with swords. Sir Black had clearly won having just slashed his opponent in the face and knocking him down. He walked to the front of the bridge and stood there, not moving an inch.

Zoro and Nami walked up to Sir Black at this point.

"Greetings Sir Black" said Zoro "I am Roranoa Zoro, first mate of the strawhat priates!" Sir Black did not move or speak.

"And this is Nami, Navigator of the the strawhat pirates" said Zoro as he pointed to Nami.

He didn't say or do anything.

"You're a hell of a swordsman Sir Black and I'm wondering if you would like to join our crew" said Zoro.

He still did nothing.

"Very well" sighed Zoro "Let's go Nami-"

"None shall pass" said Sir Black.

"Sorry what?" said Zoro.

"None shall pass!" said Sir Black.

"Look Blacky, I don't care if you don't want to join our crew, but we need to get through-" began Zoro but was cut off by Sir Black "I care not of your reason, none shall pass"

"Dude, I am Roranoa Zoro, First mate of the strawhat pirates, The second best swordsman in the world, which by the way is one rank above you, and I have a bounty of 12,000,000! Now Let us through!" shouted Zoro.

"I move for no man" said Sir Black.

"Fine!" said Zoro as he pulled out one of his swords "Then I'll force my way through!"

"Then you shall die!" said Sir Black as he pulled out his sword. The two began fighting with their swords. Nothing could be seen in the whirlwind of sparks and metal chippings.

Then suddenly Zoro sliced Sir Black's right arm clear off.

"Well, well, well" said Zoro with a smirk "Looks like I win"

"No you don't" said Sir Black as he pried his sword from his severed arm "The fight's still on!"

"But I've chopped your arm off!" said Zoro.

"No you didn't!" said Sir Black.

"Yes I did! Look" said Zoro as pointed to his severed arm.

"'Tis but a scratch!" said Sir Black

"Alright then" sighed Zoro as he pulled out his second sword.

The two began fighting once again.

Zoro was slashing at his opponent hoping to hit and he was not disappointed as he sliced off his other arm.

"Now the fight is over" said Zoro as he turned around "Come Nami let's get- OW!" Sir Black had kicked Zoro in the shin.

"What are you doing?" asked Zoro.

"The fight is still on" said Sir Black.

"Sir Black, you are very brave but I have won!" explained Zoro.

"No you haven't!" said Sir Black.

"Look you stupid bastard I've sliced both of your arms off!" shouted Zoro.

"No you haven't!" said Sir Black.

"Look at your arms!" shouted Zoro.

Sir Black looked at his arms. "Just a flesh wound" said Sir Black as he kicked Zolo again.

"Liar!" shouted Zoro.

"C'mon ya pansy!" sneered Sir Black.

"If you wish" said Zoro as he sliced off one of his legs.

"Right, now that we've got that settled I can- what are you doing?" asked Zoro.

Sir Black was leaning on Zoro and attempting to fight.

"Come on! This fight isn't over!" said Sir Black with a hint of insanity in his voice. "

What are ya gonna do, bleed on me?" said Zoro, getting annoyed.

"I'm Sir Black! I'm invincible!" shouted Sir Black.

"You're a loony!" said Zoro "You're a Fruit-loop, but you're not invincible!"

"KEEP FIGHTING GOD DAMN PUSSY!" shouted Sir Black, clearly gone insane.

"Fine" said Zoro as he pulled out his third sword and sliced off his other leg, making him nothing but a four stump chump (I'm mean!).

"Alright" said Zoro "We'll call it a draw. Let's get going Nami"

"Ok" said Nami as the two walked across the bridge.

"Oh I see" said Sir Black "Running away eh? YOU YELLOW BELLIED BASTARDS! Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!"

To be continued...

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I hope you enjoyed chapter 5! Now after a few comments... or more accurately... a death threat... I may make it a ZoNa again! Or will I? Stay tuned to find out! Same Bat time! Same Bat channel!