The punishment
Hey everyone! Welcome to chapter 7. I've been reading a few ZoNa stories for inspiration. If anyone would like to help me out with this story by giving me some suggestions that would be great. Let's begin the story!
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. Not like it's a big deal or anything. There's lots of stuff I don't own! Like the Mona Lisa, Tahj Mahal, a robot, a fighter jet...
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Monty Python Mountain...
Zoro and Nami have been on many great adventures since we last left them. Together they past through the cave of the beast and the cliff of horrors. These adventures were stunning and would have taken up a lot of chapters so they shall not be shown and will probably not be important by the end of this chapter.
Zoro was still carrying Nami up the mountain and on the way to the bridge of trivia.
"So what happens at the bridge of trivia exactly?" asked Zoro.
"There is a sorcerer waiting there who will ask both of us three questions each" explained Nami "If you answer all three then he will let you through"
"What if you don't answer all three?" asked Zoro.
"Well, if you can't answer a question or get a question wrong, you um... get plunged off the bridge by mysterious forces" said Nami.
"I see..." said Zoro "This is probably a good time to mention that I never finished school"
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Going Merry...
Since last chapter, Cabaji had successfully rescued his captain and forced him back to work.
"We need to build some kind of play area for them" said Alvida.
"I'm already working on one" said Cabaji as he was hammering some wood together "Buggy, help me out here!"
"I'm the captain! You can't order me around!" said Buggy "Besides, I'm on my break"
"Look Buggy! I saved you from those waters and I can just as easily throw you back in!" said Cabaji "Now give me a hand!"
Buggy's hand floated up next to Cabaji's head.
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!" screamed Cabaji.
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Monty Python Mountain...
Zoro and Nami were currently having a picnic on the mountain.
"This is pretty nice Zoro" said Nami.
"You're right Nami" said Zoro "I don't think it's ever been just the two of us"
"Yeah Zolo, I really have enjoyed our time together" said Nami "Just the two of us..." Nami & Zoro's heads started to get closer and closer, their lips were about to touch when...
"Think you can answer my questions three?" said a voice from somewhere.
"I think so" said another voice.
"What's that?" said Zoro as he lifted his head away.
"I don't know" said Nami, who was trying not blush at what just nearly happened "Let's check it out"
Nami got up and took a few steps.
"What a minute" said Zoro "I thought you're ankle was twisted"
"Oh yeah... about that... um..." said Nami "Um... let's get going!" Nami ran to where they heard the voices.
"O... K..." said Zoro.
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Going Merry...
"Right everyone" said Alvida "Now that the brats are asleep, we can plan our attack on the other two when they return!"
"I have an idea!" said Cabaji as he turned to Mohji "Mohji! You thinking' what I'm thinking'"
"I hope so" said Mohji as he placed his hand on Cabaji's.
"I told you back at Rouge Town Mohji" said Cabaji "It ain't gonna happen"
"Ok" said Mohji glumly.
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The Bridge of Trivia, Monty Python Mountain...
Zoro and Nami ran up to where they heard the voices to see to people.
One was wearing orange robes, had a long white beard and had no hair.
The other seemed to be a regular pirate, wearing red and orange clothing.
"Question 1" said the one wearing robes "What is your name?" "Captain Minor Character" said the pirate (I couldn't think up a name for him)
"What is your quest?" asked the wizard. "To find the body of my father, Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Story, who died on this mountain" said the man. (Tee Hee)
"What is your favourite colour?" asked the wizard. "Uh... blue" said the pirate, who was shocked by an easy question.
"Ok then! You pass! Go on through!" said the wizard.
"That's all we have to do?" said Zoro "That's easy!" Zoro ran up to the wizard.
"Greetings pirate!" said the man "I am No-name! The sorcerer with no name!"
"Well technically" said Nami behind Zoro "Wouldn't that be your name?"
"Shut up" said the wizard "Which one of you wants to go first?"
"I will" said Zoro.
"Very well" said No-name "Question one: What is your name?" "Roranoa Zoro" answered Zoro.
"What is you're quest?" asked No-name. "To find the rare flower of Monty Python mountain" answered Zoro.
"What... is the average speed of a blue-tailed lorikeet after laying its eggs in summer?" asked No-name. "I don't know that!" said Zolo.
Suddenly a huge wind began blowing and blew Zoro off the bridge and into the pit below.
Fortunately, Nami threw rope out and pulled Zoro up.
"You saved me" said Zoro.
"Well I can't date you if you're dead!" said Nami.
"You WHAT!" said Zoro.
"Nothing!" said Nami.
"You're turn" said No-name to Nami "What is you're name?" "Nami" answered Nami.
"What is you're quest?" asked No-name. "To find the rare flower of Monty Python mountain" answered Nami.
"What is the weight of an average 6 month elephant?" asked No-name. "African or Indian?" asked Nami.
"What? I don't know!" said No-name.
Then the winds started blowing again and blew No-name off the bridge.
"How did you know to do that?" asked Zoro.
"It's just one of those things that navigators have to know" said Nami.
Nami walked ahead but Zoro stayed behind.
"You coming?" asked Nami.
"You go ahead" said Zoro "I just need to do one thing. I'll catch up with you"
"Ok!" said Nami as she kept walking.
Zoro walked over to a field and picked up a yellow flower.
"Maybe Nami might like this" said Zoro to himself "Maybe I can give to her and tell her how I feel..."
Zoro placed the flower in his sash and ran after Nami.
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And thus ends chapter seven! I only have a few more chapters to do folks! I hope you can stick around to read them! By the way, the bridge of trivia scene was inspired by Monty Python's the Holy Grail! It's a good movie! You should watch it! See ya folks!