The Punishment

Welcome to chapter 8! As well as this been the eighth chapter, this will also be the last chapter to take place in monty python mountain. I hope you all enjoyed it along with the numerous Monty Python rip-offs. Also, if Buggy talks like this it means that his voice has gone into that creepy tone. Anyway, let's begin!

Disclaimer: I don't even think I need to tell you I don't own it...

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Monty Python Mountain...

Zoro and Nami were walking up the mountain to find the rare flower (yes that's its name).

"So where is it exactly?" asked Zoro.

"According to the book" said Nami "It should be in the sacred garden. Interestingly enough, there is not one challenge in the garden"

"Really?" said Zolo "No dumbass knights? No poorly named characters? Sweet! Let's get going!"

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The Going Merry...

The Circus crew was planning on how they would destroy Nami and Zoro when they heard a noise from the baby-monitor. (Or baby snail phone, whatever's good with you)

"What's that noise?" asked Buggy.

"It's one of the brats crying" said Alvida "Go take care of them Buggy"

"Me!" said Buggy "I don't want to!"

"No Buggy" said Alvida as she pulled out an axe "I mean 'take care of them'"

"Oh I get it" said Buggy as he took the axe "I'll go and 'take care of them'!"

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Monty Python Mountain...

Zoro and Nami were walking up the mountain trying to find the sacred garden.

"Zoro" said Nami "I- I- I need to talk to you"

"What is it Nami?" asked Zoro

"Zoro, I want to talk to you about something serious" said Nami "I'm starting to see someone as more than a friend"

"You mean love?" asked Zolo.

"Yes" answered Nami.

"Who is it? Luffy? Sanji? Usopp? Chopper? The rarley-seen Buggy?" asked Zoro.

"No..." said Nami "It's-"

"Look!" said Zoto pointing ahead. Right ahead was the sacred garden.

"Alright!" said Nami "Let's find the flower and get out of here!"

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Back at the Going Merry...

Buggy walked into the baby's room and looked around for the source of the crying. Luffy was on the floor crying.

"What's wrong Luffy?" asked Buggy in his creepy tone "Are you sad? Need a laugh? Well to bad, BECAUSE BUGGY ALWAYS GETS THE LAST LAUGH!" He laughed as he grabbed Luffy with one hand & pinned him down while his other hand disconnected while holding the axe.

"BARA BARA GUILLONTINE!" shouted Buggy. Buggy brought the axe down but just before it hit Luffy, it stopped. "What the!" said Buggy in confusion "Let me try again. BARA BARA GUILLOTINE!" His hand came down again but just before it hit Luffy, it stopped again.

"I- I- I CANT DO IT!" sobbed Buggy "He's just too cute!" He let go of Luffy and began to cry. He cried for about ten minutes until his hand felt wet.

He looked at his disconnected hand on the other side of the room and saw Chopper slobbering on it. "Get off my hand Reverse-Rudolf!" shouted Buggy "I'm not in the mood to- OH MY GOD NO!"

Buggy looked in horror as he saw the scariest sight ever.

The axe wasn't in his hand.

He turned around looking for the axe anf then realized that the axe not being in his hand was the second scariest thing he ever saw. The most terrifying thing he has ever seen was baby Sanji.

Holding the axe.

"NOOOO!" screamed Buggy in horror as Sanji came charging for him.

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The Sacred Garden...

Zoro and Nami looked around the garden but couldn't find it. In fact, they couldn't find any flowers.

"Where are all the flowers?" asked Nami.

"I CAN ANSWER THAT!" said a loud booming voice from above.

"Not you again!" said Nami "Why can't you leave us alone!"

"Because the story wouldn't be very interesting if he did" said Zoro.

"EXACTLY!" said the god.

"Look I don't care!" said Nami "I just want to get the flower and-"

"IF ONLY IT WERE THAT SIMPLE GIRL!" said the god "YOU SEE, I HAVE BEEN TOLD ABOUT YOUR LITTLE QUEST BY THE CLOWNS AT YOUR SHIP! SO I CAME HERE AND DESTROYED ALL THE FLOWERS!"

"No!" said Nami "You can't!"

"FORTUNATELY FOR YOU I LET ONE FLOWER LIVE! BUT I HID IT SOMEWHERE IN THE MOUNTAINS AND IT COULD TAKE YOU YEARS TO FIND IT!" boomed the voice "GOOD LUCK FINDING IT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"No!" sobbed Nami "How are we going to help them now!" Nami began to cry.

Zoro sighed and pulled out the flower he had gotten before.

"Here Nami" said Zoro as he offered it to Nami "I know it isn't the rare flower but it came from my heart, and that's just as rare!" (Wow! That was a good line! I should be a poet!)

"Thank you Zoro" sniffed Nami "I think that it's beautiful and I- wait a minute! Wait a minute!" Nami pulled out the book and looked at the picture in the book and the one Nami was holding.

"ZORO! YOU FOUND IT! YOU FOUND THE GOLDEN TICKET! I MEAN THE RARE FLOWER!" shouted Nami. (Note: I'm not sure why I added that line, but I did) Nami hugged Zoro and kissed him on the cheek.

"YOU FOUND THE FLOWER?" said the booming voice in shock.

"Uh... Yep!" said Zoro.

"Wow, that was amazing" said the voice, no longer booming "You must be very lucky pirates indeed. I like you Zoro. I will allow you to go free without a punishment. Also I will give you this!"

The cloud spat out a rubber chicken.

"What the hell does this do?" asked Zoro.

"When the time comes, you shall know" said the voice "I hope we can meet again someday, perhaps the author will make a sequel and I'll get a comeback. Until then, goodbye"

The cloud began to shrink until it was gone. For good.

"Come on" said Zoro "Let's go home"

To be continued...