The Punishment

Welcome to the chapter 9! I hope you are all enjoying my story! Also in this chapter I've used two jokes from Family Guy series four! The DVD is out now, get it while you can! (The Fox network is paying me $800 for saying that!) I haven't got much else to say so I'll just let you start reading!

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or Family Guy! But you can own them both on DVD now! (I know, I've become a sell-out!)

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Merry Go...

The Circus crew heard loud screaming from the sleep area. Alvida, Mohji and Cabaji ran up to the door to see what it was. Before they opened the door, Buggy opened it and walked out completely bald.

"Captain Buggy! What happened?" asked Alvida. "I don't want to talk about it" said Buggy.

"But your hair-" began Cabaji.

"I SAID I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!" said Buggy.

"How ironic" said a voice "You don't want to talk about it, and I don't want to hear about it" Everyone turned around to see Zoro and Nami on board.

"Ah Zoro, Nami! Good to see you two again!" said Buggy as he pulled out a dagger from his belt "We were waiting for you! EVERYONE! WEAPONS READY!"

Cabaji pulled out a sword, Alvida pulled out her club and Mohji jumped on top of Ritchie.

"Prepare to attack!" said Buggy.

"Wait Buggy" said Alvida.

"Yeah?" said Buggy as he turned around to see Alvida.

"Before we begin to battle, I just want to say that... I love you" said Alvida.

"Ok then" said Buggy as he turned around to face Zolo and Nami "ATTACK!"

Alvida sighed as she attacked along with Buggy, Mohji, Ritchie and Cabaji.

"By the way Buggy" said Nami "We brought your ship back!" With that the circus crew ran around Nami and Zoro and jumped on their ship.

"WE'RE FREE!" screamed the Circus crew as they began to sail off.

"Do you think we should've told them that there's a huge hole in it?" asked Zoro.

"No" said Nami "They can figure it out"

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Later that day in Chopper's room...

Nami and Zoro were in Chopper's room with a large cauldron.

"Why do we need the cauldron exactly?" asked Zoro.

"Well the flower isn't the only cure" said Nami "We need to mix it with other ingredients"

"Ok then" said Zoro "Well the water is boiled to the right temperature"

"Great!" said Nami "Hand me the ingredients when I ask for them Zoro. A jug of milk" Zoro passed Nami the jug of milk.

"A bag of flour" said Nami. Zoro passed Nami a bag of flour.

"A teaspoon of sugar" said Nami. "Nami is that the ingredients for the cure or a cake?" asked Zoro as he passed a teaspoon of sugar.

"Six bottles of whisky" said Nami. "Now we're talking!" said Zoro as he grabbed six bottles of whisky (Don't ask me why Chopper has six bottles of whisky in his room because I wont answer you).

"Wait a minute!" said Nami "I forgot to get chili powder from the kitchen. I'll be back" Nami walked out of the room.

Zoro looked down at the six bottles of whisky and smiled to himself. "Nami wouldn't mind if I had one sip" said Zoro as he picked up a bottle.

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10 seconds later...

Nami walked into the room with the chili powder and gasped at the sight before her.

Zoro was completely naked and drunk while all six bottles of whisky were on the ground empty.

"Zoro! What the hell happened to your clothes!" asked Nami.

"Well look who's here!" said Zoro "Mr. "I don't have time for your little league games" come here you son of a bitch!" Zoro ran up to Nami and began to cry on her shoulder "Why do you close you eyes when we make love?" then Zoro passed out.

"I'm never leaving you alone with alcohol again" said Nami.

Suddenly Nami heard a noise outside. Nami runs outside to see that Buggy, Alvida, Mohji, Ritchie and Cabaji are all on the ship and throwing the babies into a sack.

"What are you doing here?" asked Nami.

"Well after the ship sank for some reason, we had to use the lifeboat and realized that we needed money for a new ship" explained Buggy "So we're going to use these brats as hostages! If you want them back then you have to pay us three-million belli!"

"Until then, see ya!" said Alvida as they jumped off the ship and into their lifeboat.

"The babies!" gasped Nami "What am I going to do?"

At that point, Zoro walked up next to Nami with his clothes back on. Despite this, he was still drunk. "Don't worry Santa Claus" slurred Zoro "I'll get your bike back" with that, Zoro grabbed a fishing rod, used it to grab the life boat and reel it back in.

When Zoro pulled them back onto the boat he laughed at Buggy. "Hey, Hey!" said Zoro "It's Krusty! Where's sideshow Mel?" "Krusty? Did you just call me Krusty?" screamed Buggy in his classic creepy tone "I hate people referring me to that clown! Why does everyone do that?" "Probably because of your nose" said Zoro.

"Oh yeah?" screamed Buggy "Well take this! "BARA BARA SLAP!" Buggy disconnected his hand and slapped Zoro hard.

Somehow the hit caused Zoro to become sober again. "What the- Uh-oh, angry clown!" said Zoro as he began to run (I know that Zoro would never ever run, but just let it slide for this story).

Buggy began to chase Zoro around the ship. Zoro knew that Buggy would catch him eventually. "I already know that swords don't work on him" said Zoro to himself "But what else do I have?" Then Zoro remembered the rubber chicken that the god gave to him and pulled it out of his sash. He remembered the words that he said to him.

"When the time comes, you shall know"

Zoro turned around and threw the rubber chicken at Buggy with all his might. It went flying at him in slow motion. Then it bounced of and didn't do a thing to Buggy. The looked at each other for a second then down at the chicken. "DAMN IT!" screamed Zoro as he began to run again.

Buggy pulled out a few daggers and placed one into his mouth. "BARA BARA PARTY!" shouted Buggy. Buggy's head and hands separated from Buggy's body and charged at Zoro. Before Buggy's head reached Zoro, Nami threw out a net and caught it, along with his hands.

"Let me go!" shouted Buggy.

"Would like to do it Zoro?" asked Nami.

"I'd be honoured" said Zoro. Zoro took Buggy's head and loaded it in the cannon.

"What are you doing?" screamed Buggy inside the cannon.

"Consider it a new career in the circus" said Zoro "You can't be a clown all your life"

"Clown! Are you referring to my nose! I GET YOU FOR THAT ZORO, YOU SON OF A BI-" Began Buggy but was interrupted when Zoro fired the cannon. "I'LL BE BACK!" Shouted Buggy as he went flying away.

"What should we do with the others?" asked Nami.

"Don't know" said Zoro "Wait a minute! They have the babies!"

The two ran back and saw that the rest of the circus crew was just about to leave.

"Oh no you don't" said Zoro as he pulled out his swords. Zoro slashed the sack open and pulled out the babies.

"Nami! Grab the babies!" ordered Zoro.

"Right!" said Nami as she grabbed the babies.

"And now for you" said Zoro as he pointed his swords at the remaining Circus Crew members.

"You think you can hurt me with your sword? Hah!" laughed Alvida "Remember, I've eaten the Sube Sube fruit which causes anything that could harm me to bounce off"

"Exactly" said Zoro as he grabbed her legs. Zoro grabbed both of her ankles and held her like a sword.

"Sube Sube Sword!" said Zoro as he hit Cabaji with Alvida. Due to Alvida's devil fruit power, Cabaji bounced off her and went flying away.

"Sube Sube Sword!" said Zoro as he hit Mohji with Alvida, causing the same thing to happen.

"Sube Sube-" began Zoro as he swiped at Ritchie with Alvida. But before he could, a hundred PETA protesters stood in front of Ritchie.

"Stop!" said one "You are in violation of animal right law 45-G, "Hurting an anime animal" You're to cease immediately!"

"Or what?" asked Zoro. "Or we will stand here and protest all day!" At this point, Ritchie ate every single protester in one bite.

"Thanks man" said Zoro as he hit Ritchie with Alvida "But I'm still going to have to annihilate you!" Ritchie went flying away.

"What're you gonna do to me?" asked Alvida.

"We're gonna set you free!" said Zoro as he put her in the lifeboat "Run! Be free from the idiots!"

"Hoorah!" cheered Alvida as she sailed away "I'm free!"

"That was pretty nice Zoro" said Nami "You really are kind and- You did something to the ship didn't you?"

"I might have forgotten to mention that the closest island from this ship is infested with Navy officers and Bounty Hunters" said Zoro "It'll be her fault if she lands there"

"Good point" said Nami "Well we better get back to changing these guys back to normal"

Suddenly the two smelled something awful and heard Luffy giggling.

"Speaking of changing..." chuckled Zoro "You wanna take this one?"

Nami sighed "Fine" she said.

To be continued...

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Well I hope you've all been enjoying the story so far, stay tuned for the final chapter! See you then!