Hi everyone! Thanks so much for all of the reviews! I couldn't write the next part up quickly because I was out for two days and two nights in the wilderness (school thing). Let the next part begin! Oh, and I don't own Lost. Also, once again...my humour is strange.
(Back at the quiz show...)
Charlie: Well, Jack died, so
technically he's disqualified! Moving along, your next task is to
find out a secret about one of the islanders! No teams this time, so
away you go!
(Let's follow Shannon first, shall we?)
Shannon: Why are you following me, Sawyer?
Sawyer: You're
pretty weird, and I wanna win me that coconut baby!
Shannon: Why
do you want a baby so much?
Sawyer: You know...for...someone
to...(sad music)...someone to love.
Shannon: WHAT THE HELL? THIS
ISN'T PART OF THE SCRIP...I mean, you're supposed to be all tough!
Sawyer: I can't help it, I just have to say...
Shannon: Shut
up!
Sawyer: Make me!
Shannon: Okay, I'll make you!
Sawyer:
How?
Shannon: I'll...STEAL YOUR SUN TAN LOTION!
Sawyer:
NOOOOO! I NEED THAT TO LIVE!
Shannon: Hahahahahah! Now what're
you going to do, Sawyer?
Sawyer: I'll steal your inhaler!
Shannon: NOOOOO! I NEED THAT TO LIVE!
(Suddenly, Locke
walks by!)
Locke: I can walk, he he.
Shannon:...
Sawyer:...
(Back at the game show station...)
Charlie: Guys, where are
we? (No one is there. Suddenly, LOUD NOISES! More specifically,
another plane crash! Right on the game show station! What are the
chances?)
Charlie: (Is unaware of the crash) Guys, where are
we?
: Hi, I'm Billy. Where am I?
Charlie: DON'T SAY THAT!
ONLY I MAY ASK THAT QUESTION! Guys, where are we?
Billy: I think
we're...
Charlie: It was a rhetorical question, you idiot!
Billy: Oh.
Charlie: Guys, where are we?
Billy:...
Charlie: GUYS, WHERE ARE WE?
Billy: You said it was a
rhetorical question!
Charlie: I know. (Looks around.) Did anyone
else crash here with you?
Billy: Oh yeah, a guy called...James
(evil grin. We see a guy step out...the guy who told Claire's
fortune!)
James: Do you have vanilla ice cream?
Charlie:
Dude, it's an island.
James: Great danger will befall you if the
ice cream is not eaten by me! GREAT DANGER!
Charlie: Well, I can
get you a coconut flavour...
James: It can't be any other!
Charlie: Oh, god. (Suddenly, there is a crash in the jungle!
Could it be a strange thing? PROBABLY! So everyone runs into the
forest. Even Jack, who's supposed to be dead! How did he come back to
life? The island!)
So, on to the jungle...
Billy: OH MY GOD! That guy's cutting out his kidneys!
Charlie:
Yeah, Locke's pretty weird.
Billy: Why are you doing that?
Locke: The island will heal me! (As if by magic, his kidneys are
restored!)
Charlie: Guys, where are we?
Billie: Stop saying
that! It's really annoying!
Charlie: Fine! Let's play hide and
seek!
Sawyer: Oh, god...
Charlie: It's for the coconut baby!
Sawyer: Alright then, I'm in!
Charlie: One sugar plum fairy,
two sugar plum fairies...
Sawyer: That's it! (Smacks Charlie with
the inhaler)
Billy: Yeah, yeah. Let's go to the hatch or
something...
Shannon: Hatch?
Billy: Are we not even that far
into the show? Wow, this is slow!
Sawyer: Who are you?
Billy:
Umm...LOOK-ANOTHER-PLANE-CRASH! (Runs away)
Charlie: Oohhh...hey
guys...
Sawyer: Don't say it...
Charlie: Where...
Shannon:
Don't do it!
Charlie: Are we?
Shannon and Sawyer:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Locke walks by) He he. I'm healed.
Who is Billy? Why is Sawyer so obsessed with the coconut baby? Those questions will be answered...soon! Please review!
