Hi everyone! Thanks so much for all of the reviews! I couldn't write the next part up quickly because I was out for two days and two nights in the wilderness (school thing). Let the next part begin! Oh, and I don't own Lost. Also, once again...my humour is strange.

(Back at the quiz show...)
Charlie: Well, Jack died, so technically he's disqualified! Moving along, your next task is to find out a secret about one of the islanders! No teams this time, so away you go!

(Let's follow Shannon first, shall we?)

Shannon: Why are you following me, Sawyer?
Sawyer: You're pretty weird, and I wanna win me that coconut baby!
Shannon: Why do you want a baby so much?
Sawyer: You know...for...someone to...(sad music)...someone to love.
Shannon: WHAT THE HELL? THIS ISN'T PART OF THE SCRIP...I mean, you're supposed to be all tough!
Sawyer: I can't help it, I just have to say...
Shannon: Shut up!
Sawyer: Make me!
Shannon: Okay, I'll make you!
Sawyer: How?
Shannon: I'll...STEAL YOUR SUN TAN LOTION!
Sawyer: NOOOOO! I NEED THAT TO LIVE!
Shannon: Hahahahahah! Now what're you going to do, Sawyer?
Sawyer: I'll steal your inhaler!
Shannon: NOOOOO! I NEED THAT TO LIVE!
(Suddenly, Locke walks by!)
Locke: I can walk, he he.
Shannon:...
Sawyer:...

(Back at the game show station...)
Charlie: Guys, where are we? (No one is there. Suddenly, LOUD NOISES! More specifically, another plane crash! Right on the game show station! What are the chances?)
Charlie: (Is unaware of the crash) Guys, where are we?
: Hi, I'm Billy. Where am I?
Charlie: DON'T SAY THAT! ONLY I MAY ASK THAT QUESTION! Guys, where are we?
Billy: I think we're...
Charlie: It was a rhetorical question, you idiot!
Billy: Oh.
Charlie: Guys, where are we?
Billy:...
Charlie: GUYS, WHERE ARE WE?
Billy: You said it was a rhetorical question!
Charlie: I know. (Looks around.) Did anyone else crash here with you?
Billy: Oh yeah, a guy called...James (evil grin. We see a guy step out...the guy who told Claire's fortune!)
James: Do you have vanilla ice cream?
Charlie: Dude, it's an island.
James: Great danger will befall you if the ice cream is not eaten by me! GREAT DANGER!
Charlie: Well, I can get you a coconut flavour...
James: It can't be any other!
Charlie: Oh, god. (Suddenly, there is a crash in the jungle! Could it be a strange thing? PROBABLY! So everyone runs into the forest. Even Jack, who's supposed to be dead! How did he come back to life? The island!)

So, on to the jungle...

Billy: OH MY GOD! That guy's cutting out his kidneys!
Charlie: Yeah, Locke's pretty weird.
Billy: Why are you doing that?
Locke: The island will heal me! (As if by magic, his kidneys are restored!)
Charlie: Guys, where are we?
Billie: Stop saying that! It's really annoying!
Charlie: Fine! Let's play hide and seek!
Sawyer: Oh, god...
Charlie: It's for the coconut baby!
Sawyer: Alright then, I'm in!
Charlie: One sugar plum fairy, two sugar plum fairies...
Sawyer: That's it! (Smacks Charlie with the inhaler)
Billy: Yeah, yeah. Let's go to the hatch or something...
Shannon: Hatch?
Billy: Are we not even that far into the show? Wow, this is slow!
Sawyer: Who are you?
Billy: Umm...LOOK-ANOTHER-PLANE-CRASH! (Runs away)
Charlie: Oohhh...hey guys...
Sawyer: Don't say it...
Charlie: Where...
Shannon: Don't do it!
Charlie: Are we?
Shannon and Sawyer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Locke walks by) He he. I'm healed.

Who is Billy? Why is Sawyer so obsessed with the coconut baby? Those questions will be answered...soon! Please review!