The last part...I'M SO EMOTIONAL! I don't own Lost...
(Charlie is attempting to open up the baby. Sawyer walks by, with his coconut in a pretty dress.)
Charlie: (High pitched voice) Lost on an island...far from home...
Sawyer: Stop singing. Your upsetting Koki!
Charlie: Koki?
Sawyer: Hey, it's my baby!
Charlie:..anyway...I wont stop singing! Turniphead likes it!
Sawyer: Hey, my voice was the thing that shut the baby up!
Charlie: Fine! Next time he cries, I'll make him stop!
Sawyer: Get ready to lose, dough boy!
(Charlie makes the baby cry)
Charlie: Lost on an island, far from home! (Baby is still crying.)
Sawyer: Hah! My turn! The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain! (Baby is still crying) My voice! It lost its magical powers! I don't know what to do!
Charlie: Me neither! (Hurley walks by.)
Hurley: I feel good...na na na na na na na...(silence.)
Let's see where Hurley's going!
Hurley: Hey guys, anyone want a game of golf?
A group of surviours: Sure, yeah. (Hurley starts walking closer.)
Hurley: Ok, this can be a new...guys? guys? Are you ok? What are you doing? (everyoone collapses on the ground)
Hurley: Arrrrgh, what's happening? its the numbers! They bring bad luck to everyone around me! helllllp!
(Hurley runs through the woods.)
Random guy: Hey, you stay away from me, I saw what you did to those other poor innocent people!
Hurley:Please you need to help me! they might be hurt!
(Guy runs away. Hurley keeps running.)
Hurley: Jack ,thank God! You have to help me! There's something wrong with me! People keep falling down and fainting when I'm around them...its the numbers!
Jack:Calm down, I have a cure, heal people!
Hurley:You do? Wow! I didn't think you'd have anything!
Jack: It's a little potion that's been passed down in my family for generations!
Hurley:Thank goodness, what do they call it?
Jack: Deoderant! (Sawyer runs in and hits Jack over the head with an inhaler)
Hurley:...
Sawyer: What? It's the last part? Can I not have a little fun? (Jack gets up again. Sawyer throws Koki at his head, killing him again. But wait...Koki broke!)
Sawyer: M...my...MY BABY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Coconut falls on his head.)
Sawyer: BABY! I shall name you, Koki Jr.!
(Back in the clearing, Kate is still playing with her toy plane.)
Kate: We're a thousand miles off course! ROOOOAAARRR! What was that? The monster! AHHHHH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH! The pilot's dead! Save me, Jack! Save me! (Michael enters.)
Michael: (Stares at Kate.)...
Kate: (Stares at Michael.)...
Michael: They took my son. (Kate throws aeroplane into his eye.)
Michael: AHH! The corners!
Elsewhere
Boone: We haven't been in this fic, have we?
Sun: You're right!
Walt: Let's complain!
Boone: I have a better idea...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Walt: What's your idea?
Boone: What idea?
Sun: You said you had a better idea.
Boone:...
Sun:...
Walt:..
Boone: Ah, yes! To the time machine! We'll go back in time and then we'll be in the fic!
Walt: That's dumb.
Sun: Yes. (Jin walks by.)
Jin: KIDNEYS!
Sun: Sighs Alright, let's go get you some kidneys...
Walt: I should head back to my dad. (Boone is alone.)
Boone: I'm so useless...I have no-one.
Shannon:cough
Boone: Oh yeah...
In another place...
Sayid: Ahhh! See the wonder of my time machine!
Rousseau: Please! I must return to my monkey duties!
Locke: Here. (Holds out a kidney.)
Rousseau: Even I wouldn't eat that. (Sawyer comes and hits them all with the inhaler, killing them.)
Sawyer: This is too fun!
Later at the beach...
Charlie: Claire, I've got your baby out.
Claire:Thank goodness! thanks Charlie!
(Charlie hands Claire the baby.)
Claire:Wow he's ok! Thank you so much.
Charlie: Hmmm...(Stares at baby.)
Claire:What? What are you staring at?
Charlie:You know, I don't know what I was thinking putting your baby in a coconut.
Claire:It's ok, he's safe now...
Charlie:He would look so much better as a tomato.
I know what you're thinking. THAT WAS TOO SHORT! LESS FUNNY! Have no fear! This may be the end of this fic, but if people want me to, I already have an idea for a sequel to this! Please review, and say if you think I should carry on with this or leave it to rest!