Poems and Rhymes: Harry Potter

by Silver Mayflower

Badly written poetry pertaining to Harry Potter's general situation in each book, some epitaphs, and basically the kind of stuff that makes serious poets feel ill. Yes, it's that bad. ON HIATUS

2. Philosopher's Stone

Disclaimer: I don't own Voldemort (not that anyone would want to), the Philosopher's stone (unless I make one myself, but I don't have time for that) or Harry Potter (that kid is way too angsty, JKR can keep him).

There is an evil overlord,

Who goes by the name of Voldemort

He wanted immortality,

So he stole the Philosopher's stone

But then Harry came…

And he was done for!