Poems and Rhymes: Harry Potter

by Silver Mayflower

Badly written poetry pertaining to Harry Potter's general situation in each book, some epitaphs, and basically the kind of stuff that makes serious poets feel ill. Yes, it's that bad. ON HIATUS

5. two epitaphs

Disclaimer: I'm still dizzy… And I still don't own Harry Potter. Damn.

Nearly Headless Nick:

Here lies Nick
Almost lost his head
Nearly decapitated
And now he's dead

Dolores Jane Umbridge:

Here lies Umbridge
Hogwarts Inquisitor
A mean and evil witch
No one will miss her

Look! Two chapters uploaded in one day (night?) just to keep you happy. Aren't you glad? I know I am. Oh wait, that's just the effects of champagne I'm feeling. Or maybe because of receiving my diploma? Yeah, that must be it… Anyway, I thought these epitaphs would make a nice change to the rhymes I usually write. I hope someone likes them. Personally, I like them better that any other rhyme I have written.