Author's notes: This chapter kind of sucks compared to the others because I have no sugar in my house.

Disclaimer: If I owned Final Fantasy VII then Reno and Rufus would be with AVALANCHE but I don't own it so it won't ever happen.

Warnings: (points at chapter two)…but a few new ones, ZackxCloud and cheese in a can.

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Vincent watched the pandemonium around him with wide eyes. He was wondering what the hell were all of these people doing in his mansion. He looked around to see what each insane person was doing and he then randomly pulled a bag of popcorn out of thin air to eat while he looked around.

Cloud was hitting on Zack not even noticing Sephy was giving him death glares and holding his Masamune in a threatening manner.

Scarlet was running around whacking people with a feather duster she found in the broom closet.

Aeris and Tifa were having a catfight over Cloud not even realizing that they were losing to Zack in winning Cloud's heart.

Palmer and Hedigger were sitting on top of Rude to prevent the bald from getting up and strangling the fat men's necks.

Reno and Rufus were fighting but nothing really happened because every time Reno planed to land a hit he couldn't make contact with his target because Sandy would either, pick Rufus up and move him to a new location of the room, block Reno's hit, or go pick Reno up and placed him across the room from Rufus, so because of Rufus's body guard their fight went nowhere.

Yuffie had pulled 'Cheese in a can' out of her pocket and sprayed it on Cid planning to make him suffocate with the cheese that was burying him or in other words; Cid was getting cheesed alive.

Cait Sith and Reeve got into a fight even though they were on the same team, Cait had accidentally fired a bullet and it almost hit Reeve's ass.

Elena was still clinging to the slightly saner than before Tseng. She hissed at everyone who got near her and Tseng. Unfortunately Red got curious and decided to stare at the two of them for the longest time, at least till Elena assaulted Nanaki thinking he wanted to steal Tseng all to himself.

Barret was randomly shooting bullets until Scarlet made the chandelier fall on top of Barret, Marlene just laughed at her father because she considered it revenge for grounding her.

Vincent got bored after about five minutes of watching the fights, plus he ran out of popcorn to eat, the mandatory snack to have when watching something entertaining, so that made Vinnie slightly gloomier too. Vincent decided to fire a loud gunshot to get everyone's attention and stop what he or she is doing.

Scarlet stopped whacking Tseng with the feather duster. Cloud stopped hitting on the dazed Zack, Sephiroth stopped in the act of ready to kill Cloud. Aeris and Tifa let go of each other's hair. Elena stopped biting Red; looks like he got a taste of his own medicine from the Tseng obsessed Elena. Sandy dropped Reno on the floor. Rude quit beating the shit out of Hedigger and Palmer, Reeve quit trying to reprogram Cait Sith number 532. And Yuffie stopped cheesing Cid.

Vincent managed to get everyone to stop their actions, but he didn't have control for long, cause Yuffie walked up to Vincent and blinked at him for a few seconds.

Yuffie took her 'cheese in a can' and held it in front of Vincent's face. He blinked at the can confused as to why she was showing him this. Then he found out why, Yuffie sprayed the cheese in his face and the wannabe vampire ran around blinded by the cheese.

"Yup, that's Vinnie alright." Yuffie declared as she watched the dark haired man run around with cheese in his face. Everyone sweatdropped upon hearing that the ninja didn't realize that was Vincent, no wonder she failed all her ninja tests.

"I coulda told you that!" Vincent yelled while rubbing his face with his cloak. "Now why are you all in my home? Never mind, just leave you idiots before I kill you all." Vincent said as he ushered them out the door.

"But Vincent we can't leave even if we had a place to live." Tifa said.

"Oh? And why's that? It's easy you just leave the yard and-"

"But we can't leave the yard, look were all fenced in." Tseng said observing the electrical fence that had randomly appeared sometime during the fight.

"Huh? That wasn't there this mornin'." Cid observed.

Vincent was crestfallen. "So you mean…. I'M STUCK WITH YOU IDIOTS!" Vincent yelled.

"Looks like it Vince." Sandy said as she examined the fence.

"NOOOOOOOOO! I promised Mr. Coffin I'd get rid of the disturbances." Vincent wept.

"Mr. Coffin? Who's Mr. Coffin? Wait! Never mind, don't answer that, something tells me I don't want to know." Reno said while using Nanaki's tail as a lighter to set Rufus's trench coat on fire. Sandy didn't bother to put the flame out because she likes pretty flames too, and Reno would just set Rufus's clothes ablaze again if she did put it out.

'Ummm…can someone get me down from here?" They heard Aeris call from inside the mansion. They all ran back inside to see Aeris had randomly teleported on the ceiling fan.

"Cloud, go save your woman." Sephiroth said hoping he'd leave Zack alone to grab his girlfriend.

"Oh right." Cloud said he then went into freak out mode. "Don't worry Aeris I'll save you!" Cloud yelled while looking around the room for something useful. He then decided to throw someone at her.

Cloud looked at the people he should throw, first at Cid; who smacked him with his Venus Gospel as an answer and then he ran off to go steal a mop Yuffie was stealing out of Vincent's broom closet, then at Reno; who inched slowly away from Cloud and decided to cling himself to Sandy since she was always moving, and then at Rufus; who got carried away by Sandy…literally.

Cloud sighed and decided to throw the nearest person in reach….Vinnie the vampire.

"Cloud, what are you doing?"

"FLY VINNIE, FLY!" Cloud screamed preparing to throw the ex-Turk.

"Wait a second! Put me down, down I sa-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Vincent screamed as he whizzed through the air and then he added 'ouch' when he collided with the wall completely missing Aeris.

"Cloud you idiot! You missed, and how would throwing Vincent at me help?" Aeris asked.

Cloud sighed and grabbed Sephirot and threw him at Aeris, the upside was that he got Aeris off the ceiling fan, but the downside was Cloud threw Sephiroth, who was chained to Zack, which resulted in throwing him too, so two men ended up on top of Aeris.

"Are you okay?" Cloud said concerned while running over to the three crumpled in a heap on the floor.

Aeris eyes twinkle when she heard that Cloud was actually being a better, more concerned boyfriend than usual. Aeris quickly stole a glance at Tifa, she was steaming furious. Aeris sniggered and decided to make this moment as dramatic as possible.

"Why, yes Cloud. Now that you're here, I never knew you cared so muc-"

"Quiet Aeris! I wasn't talking to you, I'm talking to the other chick in the dress who's handcuffed to Sephiroth." Cloud snapped.

Everyone sweatdropped realizing that Cloud thought Zack was a girl, not a guy in a puffy princess dress that was worn back in the old days.

"Cloud, that's Zack." Aeris said plainly.

"Oh, so that's her name. Kind of strange name for a girl huh?" Cloud said oblivious to Sephiroth, who was holding the masamune in a threatening manner.

"Cloud, that's Zack, in a dress, not a masculine babe in a dress." Aeris said hoping to get it through Cloud's thick skull that Zack is cross-dressing against his will.

"I know she looks manly but I love her all the same." Cloud said grabbing Zack hand and kissing it.

Zack woke up and stared at Cloud and he quickly pulled his hand away from Cloud's reach. "Cloud, it's me Zack; a man not woman. So stop ogling over me, and why the hell am I in a dress?" Sephiroth whistled innocently and tried to inch away from Zack, but he ended up dragging Zack with him because of the handcuffs.

"No, you're a woman! You're waaaay too cute to be a guy, besides you're in a dress; which I must say looks great on you because it brings out your complexion and your eyes." Cloud said.

Tifa and Aeris cried finding out they were in love with someone who was on the nuts side and that they were losing Cloud's heart to a guy in a drag.

The other girls; except Yuffie, her current whereabouts were in the kitchen; burst out laughing seeing as how stupid Cloud was to think Zack's a girl, and how oblivious Cloud was to Sephiroth who was ready to kill Cloud on the spot if he ever touched his woman…..errr man?…again.

All the other men made a mental note to stay away from Cloud if Sephy ever forces them in a dress.

Zack was being hit on yet again so he grabbed Cloud and smashed a vase over his head to knock out the annoying blonde.

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Author's notes: Okay this chapter really sucked because I'm low on caffeine and sugar and I'm sort of running out of ideas. So please write any ideas you have or something you want to see happen, include them in your review. Remember, review please! Now for the review corner…

To FFlove190: So you enjoyed Cloud's stupidity eh? More of that to come in future chapters.

To Sesshy is sexii: Yeah, I made Sephy put Zack in a drag because he's insane and leave it to Sephy to think a man in a dress is sexy. But the irony and foreshadowing, not sure what you mean there but I'll take it as a compliment even though I was aiming for stupidity and randomness. Oh well. Hope you enjoyed this chappy too.

To Eclipse and Shadow: Sure you can be in the fic, I'll just need descriptions and a way to figure out how to place you guys in the fic.

To BloodyChaosDragonKnight: I had a feeling you'd enjoy the ZackxSephy part. And for the Yuffie's test part, I was somewhat aiming toward a Naruto-ish sort of thing.