Author's notes: This is the fourth chapter of trapped and this chapter has two parts for many reasons. And this is personally my favorite chapter so far.

Disclaimer: You know what I own and don't own.

Warnings: Same as last ones just more insanity and randomness.

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"Hey, has anyone seen Yuffie?" Vincent asked dusting himself off from when Cloud chucked him into the wall.

Tseng, who was turning an interesting shade of blue from lack of air from Elena's death grip, spoke up. "Last I saw was Cid stealing a mop from her. Maybe you should go ask him."

Just as he said that Cid came running in like a madman, screaming the most random things; something about an evil lemon named Bob wanting to take over the world; and hitting people as he ran by them with the mop he stole from Yuffie, who stole from the house.

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE! THE EVIL LEMON KING BOB IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! QUICK TO THE BUNKERS!" Cid screamed while hitting people as he ran.

Sandy halted in trying to pry herself free from Reno's grip since he had wrapped his arms around her waist when he deciding to cling to the blonde. She gave up since he refused to let go and looked up at Rufus with confuse blue eyes.

"Bob the lemon? I think Cid's smoked one to many of those crazy cigs of his. I mean LEMONS trying to take over the world." Sandy questioned.

"Sand, you're in no position to talk, you think monkeys are trying to take over the world." Rufus responded coolly.

"It's not as bad as you Ru-Ru-chan-" Reno stifled his laughter when he heard that name. "-you think trees, of all things, are trying to conquer the world." She shot back ignoring Reno's suppressed laughter.

Rufus got on the defensive side. "Well….it's true! Why else would they be located all around the world except Midgar? They must be plotting something, like how to overthrow me, that's why they don't grow in Midgar! So I can't hear the trees talk about their evil plans of taking over the world." He exclaimed.

The blonde bodyguard crossed her arms over her chest-with great difficulty mind you since Reno's hands had been snaking their way up to her upper torso area, which Sandy promptly hit Reno on the head for, making his hands retreat back to her waist- and scowled at the orange/blonde haired president. "Same with monkeys." She answered.

Reno couldn't take it anymore and burst out laughing, he probably would've fallen to the floor if he hadn't been clutching on to Sandy's waist, although he did loosen his grip, but quickly tightened it again when the blonde tried running out of his grasp.

"What are you laughing at Reno? I'm sure in your crazy insane mind you probably think something is trying to take over the world too." Rufus said as he watched the laughing redhead.

Reno stopped laughing long enough to answer. "Of course I think something is trying to take over the world," he started. "Personally, I think it's asparagus. That disgusting tasting stuff has no sugar or caffeine in it meaning I can't get hyper on it, plus I think it's trying to replace all of the sugar and caffeine filled snacks and it's the ultimate evil, if that's not a reason to believe it's trying to take over the world, I don't know what is." Reno answered.

"You, know he's actually got a point." Sandy said with Rufus nodding in agreement. "And are you ever going to let go of me?" She added as an afterthought.

"No." Reno answered in a childish voice while embracing her tighter, which annoyed Rufus. The three of them continued to talk about the things they thought were going to take over Gaia.

Reeve couldn't believe what he was seeing and hearing. The President of Shin-Ra, the bodyguard, and the red haired Turk were all having a some-what sane; except for the part of the monkeys, trees, and asparagus taking over the planet, that was the insane half of their conversation; discussion, farfetched, but still rather sane. He wanted to join in the conversation because it was probably going to be the only time those three; or anyone in the house for that matter; were going to be/act semi-sane.

Except he couldn't leave his spot. Cid had tied him, Palmer, and Heidigger to a pedestal for what Cid called 'Safety measures.' Reeve was about to call for Vincent so maybe he could untie him but then a green blur screaming "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" in a high-pitched voice, ran past him and stole his shirt without taking off his jacket. Weird, huh?

Reeve tried to track the blur but he couldn't find it, so he just concentrated on forming a plan on how to undo the twist-ties Cid tied him to the pedestal with.

The blur ran to Vincent screaming "VIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!" as loud as the high-pitched voice could scream, cracking a few mirrors as it did so.

The green blur knocked Vincent down and began jumping up and down hysterically. Vincent quickly got up and saw that the blur was a very hyper Yuffie. Yuffie jumped on Vincent's back like he was going to give her a piggyback ride.

"Uh-oh. Yuffie, I thought I told you to avoid eating, touching, wearing, stealing or bothering anything that was red, like Reno's hair, Scarlet's dress, Vincent's cloak, Red XIII, Aeris's jacket, cherry candy, and other unmentionable things. You're probably sugar-high from eating cherry candy now aren't you?" Tifa said fully aware of Yuffie's strange addiction to the color red.

"I didn't. The stuff I ate was brown and powdery, and it tasted bitter." Yuffie said innocently starting to jump up and down on Vincent's back again.

"Yuffie that was coffee, so now you're caffeine high." Vincent said in monotone.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, COFFEE! YAY FOR COFFEE!" Yuffie squealed at the top of her lungs with delight.

"LOOK! Yuffie something shiny!" Vincent said.

"SHINEY? WHERE? TELL ME WHERE THE SHINY IS VINIE! MY LIFE DEPENDS ON SHINEY THINGS!"

"Uhhhhh….alllllllll the way over there. At the other side of the house." Vincent said hoping to get the brat off his pained back.

Yuffie took off in a flash while screaming "I MUST STEAL TEH SHINY!"

"Whew, maybe she'll be gone for a long time since nothing in this house is shiny." Vincent said sighing with relief and Tifa nodded at him. Two seconds later Yuffie came running back in carrying Rude, who's bald head was shiny.

"IS THIS THE SHINY!" She asked.

"……." Both Vincent and Rude said. Yuffie quickly lost interest in Rude's shiny head and she ran around looking like a green blur again, stealing people's materia, Cid's mop-who cried when he found out his mop was taken away again- articles of clothing, and she set fire to Cait Sith.

"MY GOD THE CAT'S ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! NO! NO DON'T STOMP ON HIM!" Reeve screamed as he watched Cloud try to put the flaming Cait Sith out by stomping on the flames. Reeve fainted when Cait Sith was no longer in flames but heavily damaged. (A/N: Please don't flame me Cait Sith lovers, he's still alive, but then again you guys probably would've flamed me already in the earlier chapters considering this is Cait Sith number 532 meaning he already died 531 times.)

Yuffie then ran behind Cloud and knocked him out and she dragged the unconscious blonde to Zack. The raven haired man grinned mischievously, nodded as in saying he accepted the spiky haired blonde.

Zack then stole Cloud's clothes and put them on himself instead; with a little bit of difficulty since Sephy was watching him change the whole time and the handcuffs also didn't help much either. Zack then dressed Cloud in the puffy princess dress and put the blonde wig, golden tiara, applied make-up, and all those other accessories that Cloud once wore when he cross-dressed.

'Boy he'll be in for a big treat when he wakes up. Maybe he'll think he's a girl since he thought I was one when I was wearing a dress.' Zack thought chuckling at the thought. Sephitoth was saddened that his love was no longer cross-dressing but if it got rid of Cloud then he'd deal with it.

Yuffie was now cheesing alive every person she ran past, her current victim was Elena and Tseng, and she had already cheesed alive Scarlet, Nanaki, Marlene, Barret, and Mop Lover Boy a.k.a. Cid.

Elena didn't care because if she was going to die, she was going to die with the love of her life….err….more like person she clings to and refuses to ever let go again unless it's to assault someone/thing that was staring at her Tseng.

Tseng cared if he was going to die because he already did die and he found it unpleasant, plus he was going to die with a person who was obsessed with him and worshipped him in a scary way. Not to mention Elena's glomp wouldn't let Tseng breath much and he felt he was going top burst if she squeezed any harder.

"TSENG IF THIS IS THE END REMEMBER I LOVE YOU!" Elena yelled embracing him tighter thinking she or Tseng was going to die. Tseng rolled his eyes, barley able to breathe from her tight hug turning purple in the face this time. Tseng hoped the cheese would kill him before Elena did.

Suddenly Elena fell on the floor asleep. Tseng poked her with the toe of his shoe afraid she might attack him again. The color was starting to return to Tseng's face and he looked at Yuffie who had stopped spraying cheese at them and she was holding a material. Apparently she had cast sleep on Elena. Yuffie waved to Tseng and zoomed to the kitchen to get more coffee.

As she ran there, Yuffie pick-pocketed the three semi sane people who were still discussing the matters of what was going to take over the world first. The caffeine-high girl ended there semi-sanity when she stole Sandy's materia, Reno's socks, and Rufus's black chocker.

They walked over to Vincent and asked what happened.

"Nothing new. Yuffie just ate coffee powder, she's probably getting more, and knowing her she's probably going to get another person caffeine high so they can be just as insane and destructive." Vincent replied.

"Uh-oh. She better not give coffee to Sandy." Rufus said while glancing at the blonde who was still trying to escape from the redhead's clutches.

"Why?" Aeris suddenly asked from her spot on the floor next to Vincent.

"It's a long story…." Rufus began.

/Flashback one year ago/

Rufus's eyes tried keeping up with the blonde blur that was bouncing around the room ever since she had her coffee. 'I'll kill Hojo for giving her this stuff, he knows that someone is coming to assassinate me and I need my bodyguard alert, and instead she's running around, it's like he wants me dead.' Rufus thought annoyed.

"WHEEEEEEEEEE!" Sandy screamed trailing glitter behind her and setting things on fire while she ran around. She eventually couldn't be kept in the office room much longer and she broke out and was now running around the company causing havoc and chaos everywhere she went.

"Oh-no. She's my responsibility I better go find her before the building collapses. SANDY COME BACK HERE!" Rufus yelled chasing after the sparkly blur and following some of the random things she set on fire.

Sandy had entered Palmer's office and began to spray silly string and throw confetti everywhere. Palmer entered the office and dropped his lard on the floor because of the sight of his office. Sandy blinked at the Head of Space Department, she then took out a 'fresh scent' can and sprayed it in Palmer's eyes. The fat man ran around blinded by the spray that burned his eyes and the cleansing feeling.

He eventually tripped and fell face first on the floor knocking him out and Sandy began to jump on his back causing much pain to the fat man. She quickly got bored of her makeshift trampoline and grabbed all of Palmer's lard and dropped out the window. She then resumed her insanity by setting things aflame.

"AHHHHHH! SAND WHAT DID YOU DO! WE MIGHT NEED THIS DEPSRTMENT!" Rufus yelled as he saw the destruction the caffeine high girl caused. Rufus quickly put out the flames with the sprinklers but he then regretted it when he saw Palmer on the floor. "You mean I saved the Head of Space Department? Damn I should of let him and the department burn to the ground, oh well, at least now it'll help my reputation. C'mon Sand, back to the office…." But Sandy was no longer in the room. She had made a big hole in the wall and was now somewhere else in the building.

"Holy f-in' shit. How the hell did she do that?" Rufus said in awe but he quickly let it slide down his shoulder and started his search for his childhood friend again.

Sandy was currently in Reeve's office alone with Cait Sith number 472. Sandy grinned evilly at the cat and Cait Sith didn't like that maniac glint in her eye and he was confused as to why she was acting strange, he tried to run away but he couldn't cause he was cornered.

Sandy threw a pillow at Cait Sith, and the toy cat exploded; hard to believe that thing helped defeat Sephiroth if he blew up when a pillow was thrown at him, guess Reeve didn't give him a good defense. Don't worry Reeve made a new Cait Sith all the way up to Cait Sith number 532 'cause they kept dying….anyways back to what Sandy was doing.

She had started ripping up Reeve's books to shreds while singing some random insane song, and stealing his/Cait Sith's materia. She then decorated the place with pink banners, glitter, and red paint.

Reeve walked in a second later and looked at his newly decorated place and fainted. Sandy grinned and poked Reeve for a few seconds before Rufus showed up at the door panting.

"Sandy come back and be a good…..shit I lost her again." Rufus says noticing the hole in the wall that was her size. Rufus ran down the hall again looking for the more insane than usual blonde.

Sandy ran from room to room causing destruction everywhere. She stopped at the Turks' lounge and began to set things aflame, Reno enjoyed what she was doing and helped her by setting the carpet on fire. Sandy ran around screaming and destroying the lounge by covering it in toilet paper and redecorating it by her self- with the help of the insane redhead that likes what she's doing.

Tseng's eyes twitched as his paper work and desk burst into flames courtesy of Reno and Sandy. She than ran by looking like a blur again and grabbed the Wutaiin man by his dark hair and dragged him across the room, she just meant to steal his hair but she ended up dragging him.

Sandy blinked at the body still attached to the hair, she found no use for it and dragged Tseng towards Elena. Sandy offered the end of Tseng's hair to the blonde with shorter hair. Elena grinned and her eyes took on a hearty look, she grabbed Tseng and started to glomp him.

Rude tried to catch Sandy for all the destruction she caused, but he dived and missed. Sandy did a little happy dance on Rude's baldhead and then she heard Rufus run towards the lounge.

"Uh-oh, it's the fuzz. BYE RENO!" Sandy said as she tossed a grenade into the wall and running through the hole it caused setting the trashcan on fire as she left too.

Reno waved happily back at her, he was probably the only ShinRa employ who liked the fire and destruction she caused, after all he was kind of a pyromaniac too.

Rufus ran in the lounge and his eyes were basically budging out of his head after seeing what destruction the Turk and bodyguard caused. He didn't even need to ask where she went because he saw the hole in the wall and ran through it while passing by Reno; who was finishing's Sandy's job of burning the place, Tseng and Elena; who was being glomped and glomping, and Rude; who was holding his head because it hurt after Sandy danced on it.

Scarlet was curious as to why Sandy was taking all her rocket launchers and launching them in the building. The hyper blonde was aiming at all things flammable and setting them aflame when she shot them. A sane person gave her a weird look and Sandy fired a rocket at him and laughed evilly at the innocent sane person.

Scarlet sweatdropped, she liked torturing sane people as much as Sandy, but she didn't have to waste her rocket. 'Ahh, what the hell, if you can't beat em' join em'.' Scarlet thought while picking up a rocket launcher and hitting sane people with Sandy while laughing 'KYA HA AH HA!'

Five minutes later Sandy left and ran into the air vent shortly before a tired Rufus asked where the insane girl went. Rufus started going crazy- although he was never really that sane to begin with; from looking for the blur that was Sandy.

Sandy was in the vent and she was over Heidigger's office, Sandy looked at the messy desk covered with pizza and she dropped a lit match in it along with a few other things that won't please Heidigger. With a satisfied smirk she continued her journey in the vent.

After awhile the vent couldn't support her much longer cause the ceiling was weak, she fell through the floor and landed in Hojo's lab.

Sandy looked at all the experiments he had caged in and she started to let them free to run amuck.

"BE FREE INNOCENT CREATURES! BE FREEEEEEEEEEE!" She shrieked.

"AH-HA! Finally…..I…..found…you…." Rufus said sluggishly walking towards her.

"HI RUFUS! LIKE WHAT I DID!" She asked the exhausted president.

"YOU! Why…I…should..oh forget it, I'm too tired to threaten you." Rufus said not even noticing hi assassinator was creeping up behind him.

Sandy saw the man and grinned, she grabbed a bottle and chucked it at the man's face, the bottle whizzing straight passed Rufus. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Sandy screamed as she threw the bottle.

Rufus thought she was aiming to hit him but then he heard a cry of pain come from behind him.

"OH FUCK! YOU LITTLE BITCH! WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO YOU!" The man said clutching his bloody face. Rufus turned around and saw the person who tried to kill him lying on the floor.

Sandy got more energy and began to do a happy jig on the bleeding man. Rufus sweatdropped, he never expected a more insane Sandy to save him. "That's it, no more coffee for you missy."

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Sandy screamed in response, and spent the rest of her energy beating up the sane killer, or dancing on him, depends what she felt like doing.

/ End Flashback/

Everyone was silent after hearing that story.

Reno suddenly fell to the ground, he'd been leaning on Sandy, but she just disappeared from his grasp.

"Uhhhh…where'd blondey go?" Tifa asked confused as to how a girl could just disappear in thin air when someone was evening holding said girl.

"Errrr….I think I know where. Look." Scarlet said pointing to her left.

Yuffie was standing in front of Sandy who had been tied and gagged to a chair. Yuffie was smiling mischeviously and was holding a brown materia. "BEHOLD! I'VE INVENTED A NEW MATERIA THAT TEMPERARLY MAKES PEOPLE CAFFEINE AND SUGAR HIGH MWAHAHAHAH- UGH! I think I swallowed a bug." Yuffie wheezed.

Vincent's eyes widened. "That can't be good!" He exclaimed realizing what Yuffie was going to do.

"NOW I SHALL DEMONSTRATE ON HER AND SHE'LL HELP ME CAUSE DESTRUCTION AND INSANITY! MWAHAHAHA!" Yuffie threw the materia at her subject and whatever sanity Sandy had; which wasn't much to begin with but enough to keep herself under control; she had lost it all when the materia made contact with her, she defiantly wasn't the least bit sane now…..

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Author's notes: I made it a cliffy because this was getting too long and this first part of chapter four was about how Yuffie acts sugar high and what Sandy did in the building when Hojo gave her coffee. I personally like this chapter the best so far, hope you reader will enjoy it too. I probably won't be able to update until next week cause I need a break my hands getting tired since I'm typing non stop a day cause I have nothing to do, I MIGHT update 2 days the earliest but a week the latest, cause I'm still a little low on ideas it's a miracle I even made this chapter. Remember REVIEW.

Review corner:

To Shale 101: kinda late for reviewing cause I already installed the third chapter so I couldn't put you in the last review corner, sorry, glad you liked the fic and found it funny.

To Sesshy is sexii: Thank you, you have just boosted my self-esteem, I had a feeling someone would soon get curious about the title of chapter 3 until they read about Cloud's line that is, and you're not strange, I've met very weird people before. I think in this chapter I hit the jackpot of randomness.

To FFlove190: This chapter probably wasn't to much of your liking as much as the other chapters because it had more to do with Sandy and Yuffie. Hope you still get a good kick out of it though, and I hope this cheers Zack up too.

To BloodyChaosDragonKnight: You'll probably love this chapter because it's so random. Yuffie's cheese attack just popped into my head and for the throwing people at Aeris I actually got from an inspiration when I remember I screamed "FLY BUTTERFLY, FLY" out in public once when I was little. Thanks for the idea of putting Cloud in a drag and making him think he's a woman, although I'm sure if you did a one-shot about that I'm sure it'll blow mine out of the dust.

To sylverskyz: Just don't hurt yourself when reading random lines, well Zack is no longer in a dress because now Cloud's wearing it, and yes Cloud is stupid, and true poor saner than everyone else but still insane Vincent, all he wants to do is go back to sleep in Mr. Coffin.