Author's notes: Hurray, I finally got off my last ass and updated, I'll try to update sooner for the next chapter. Here's the second part of Hyper girls and caffeine don't mix, hope you all enjoy the randomness and insanity. Oh and a note to Eclipse and Shadow, I based your appearances off of what I've read in Random Insanity 2: Back with a Vengeance and Caffeine Induced Insanity.
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII or it's cast, I'm just borrowing it without permission. I do own my OC Sandy Mikage…and Eclipse and Shadow belong to Eclipse and Shadow.
Warnings: Same as usual.
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Everyone; but Yuffie who was too busy trying to figure out why her materia wouldn't work more then once, stared with wide eyes at the sugar high girl bounded to the chair.
Rufus gave Sandy less than two seconds before she would break loose and cause chaos and destruction again.
Half a second later Sandy was loose and running around the house looking like a blur causing pandemonium everywhere she went. Yuffie crackled maniacally and joined the blonde in the fun.
Yuffie they could deal with since they could keep track of her even if she was a blur, but Sandy….you just couldn't track her no matter how hard you tried.
The Yuffie blur zoomed towards Vincent and stole his gauntlet because it was shiny, she then proceeded to dance on Vincent's shoulder blade just for the sake of bugging him.
Sandy had grabbed Red XIII's tail and began to drag him across the house while using the tail as a lighter. As she zoomed around she had somehow stolen Rufus's black turtleneck and Reno's dress-shirt, then she did what she's always wanted to do burn them so they could remain shirtless.
Rufus was not happy about that because first Reno had set his trench coat on fire and now Sandy burned his turtleneck, now that he was shirtless Tifa was starting to look at him funny, Rufus silently prayed that she wouldn't become his stalker.
Yuffie, had been whizzing by as a blur again but this time she was a red blur, she kept running until Sandy tripped her. Sandy crackled like a maniac as she looked at the fallen ninja. She then ran off deciding she'd resume her reign of destruction on the house and residents by setting the walls on fire, stealing articles of clothing, annoying Reno and Rufus because she was fond of them, and casting random spells on people.
Yuffie got up and they saw that she had stolen Vincent's cloak…come to think of it where did Vincent go? Aeris then noticed then Yuffie was holding a frog, Aeris narrowed her eyes and said, "Yuffie, where'd you get the frog?" She asked while trying to ignore Sandy who was poking Aeris's forehead.
"This? I'd like you all to meet VINNIE THE FROGGIE!" Everyone but Sandy sweatdropped, instead she cast mini on Cid for the sake of losing interest in Aeris's forehead.
Yuffie then took off again with the scared to death Vincent-frog in her arms.
Sandy was throwing confetti everywhere with a midget Cid following every step she took. When Sandy cast mini on Cid his mop squished him, so he was now trying to get his revenge or have the blonde turn the captain back to his normal size, but instead he got run over by the girl on accident.
Suddenly a mob of chocobos ran through the house running over poor Reeve. Yuffie was seen riding on top of a purple one laughing her ass off. "THE TOILETS MADE ME DO IT!" she randomly screamed while plopping Vinnie the frog down on a pink Chocobo standing next to hers. The frog sweatdropped, 'Of all the chocobos she puts me on..' Vincent thought.
Sandy smiled evilly at Rufus as she climbed on top of a green chocobo while picking up mini Cid and placing him on the tiny white chocobo that Yuffie had somehow stolen from Mideel without leaving the house.
Rufus knew that smile all too well, he knew it meant she was up to something, he figured it had to do something to do with mustard, don't ask why but he just had a feeling that it had to do with mustard.
"CHOCOBOS MOVE OUT AND HELP US CAUSE DISTRUCTION AND INSANITY!" Yuffie screamed. The chocobos warked and began their stampede around the house. Sephiroth quickly got him and Zack on their pink chocobo; which Sephiroth has named Pinky the Paperclip of Insanity-ness; and joined the army of chocobos to cause destruction.
Sandy and her chocobo- the Balloon of Destruction; ran everywhere around the house with trees randomly sprouting out from where ever the Balloon of Destruction stepped.
Rufus screamed when he saw the trees. "WOHMYGOD! IT'S HAPPENING! TREES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! SAVE ME!" Rufus screamed running around, and having a mental break down because he thought the trees were here to overthrow him. Rufus had gotten so scared that he hid behind Tifa, who sweatdropped seeing that the President was scared of trees.
Cid and his tiny chocobo; the Mop of Doom; were trying to keep up with the bigger chocobos but they failed miserably, so Cid just grabbed a mini mop and hit people's feet while riding the Mop of Doom.
Sandy had stolen Sephiroth's Masamune and Cloud's Buster Sword somehow, she gave the Buster Sword to Yuffie; who flushed it down the toilet, which obviously clogged it, then Sandy used the Masamune as a plunger, but it ended up getting stuck in the toilet too.
Cloud woke up and looked around, the place was a mess and he wondered how long he'd been out.
Trees were sprouting everywhere; Cid was less than six inches tall riding on a mini chocobo whacking people's shoes with a mini mop; Rufus was cowering behind Tifa and muttering something about trees taking over the world; Sandy was crackling like a maniac while she frosted people alive and attempted to bake Scarlet, Reeve, Tseng and Elena into a cake; Palmer and Heidigger were running for their lives from Sephy, Pinky the Paperclip of Insanity-ness while Zack had no other choice to hold on to Sephiroth's torso or he'd fall off because the chocobo was running at breakneck speed and he did not want to be dragged that fast across the floor. Vinnie the frog was riding his pink chocobo-who he named Mrs. Coffin even though it's a male chocobo, and was chasing Aeris because Mrs. Coffin wanted to eat her hair and everything she was wearing that was pink. Yuffie was torturing Reno and Rude because she had plastered the both of them to the wall; by covering them in syrup and ants; so she could have target practice. Red XIII had set a bunch of marshmallows on fire on accident and Sandy had just finished backing the four ShinRa workers into a cake, so she grabbed the flaming marshmallows and began to throw them at Nanaki, Barret, and Cait Sith; soon Yuffie ran out of shurikens to throw at the sticky Turks, so she helped herself to some flaming marshmallows and threw them everywhere.
Cloud then looked at himself and wondered what the hell he was doing in a dress. "Hmmm….This can only mean one thing," Cloud started, thinking he figured out why he was in a dress. "….I turned into a women overnight!" Cloud declared sounding proud of himself thinking that he made a record of changing gender in a few hours.
"Hmmm….maybe I should get a boyfriend now that I can't date that hot chic Zack because she's probably not into women…..now lets see who to date?" Cloud muttered to himself while scanning the room for an attractive male. Unfortunately for Zack, him and Sephiroth just happened to be running by while Cloud searched for his (her in Cloud's mind) man.
Pinky the Paperclip of Insanity-ness ran by Cloud and Cloud fell in love yet again with the poor raven-haired SOLIDER. "Wow, he can sweep me off my feet anytime! Um… excuse me sir!" Cloud yelled as he took off to follow the pink chocobo.
A few seconds later Cloud caught up with Sephiroth, Pinky, and Zack, "Excuse me, good sir, my name is Miss Cloud, would you be so kind as to tell me your name." Cloud said introducing himself and indicating Zack with his question.
Sephiroth sweatdropped and hugged Zack closer to him afraid he might lose him to this blonde idiot. Zack on the other hand narrowed his eyes at the blonde not believing that Cloud thought he was a women and that he was hitting on him for the umpteenth time this day. Zack just sighed and decided to toy with the gender-confused blonde.
"My name is Zack, nice to meet you….uh… Miss Cloud?"
"Yup, that's me. Zack, eh? Funny, I used to know a chic named Zack, and you look a lot like her, I wonder where she went? Oh well, so can you maybe ditch the white haired geezer and show lil' me around?" Cloud asked in what was suppose to be a sexy voice.
'Is he hitting on me again?' Zack thought. He then turned to see how Sephiroth was taking being called a 'White haired geezer.'
Sephiroth was enraged and was about to unsheathe his Masamune but he then remembered that it wasn't there because of the toilet incident involving Sandy and Yuffie; who were still running around in the background singing insane and pyromaniac versions of some classic, holy songs while causing chaos; so instead the silver haired SOLIDER grabbed Zack and stabbed Cloud with Zack's pointy-yet-not-as-pointy-as-Cloud's hair
"Heh." Sephiroth laughed as he saw Cloud fall unconscious on the floor for the umpteenth time that day. Zack cautiously poked Cloud to make sure he was out cold. When Zack confirmed it true, Sephiroth embraced his beloved to show that Zack was his property and no one else could take him away from him.
Zack sweatdropped, he was starting to like Sephy back too, but did he have to treat him like a damsel in distress? Anyways, suddenly a huge amount of Buster Swords fell out of Zack's/Cloud's pants.
"So that's where Cloud puts the swords. But how the hell can he fit that and a bunch of items in his pants? He must carry around a portable black hole in his pants. Oh well. MY SWORDS! THEY'RE BACK! EVEN BUSTY AND SWORDY! I MISSED YOU!" Zack screamed as he embraced all his old Buster Swords that Cloud stole from him.
Poor Zack didn't get to bond much longer with his swords, for Sandy had shoved them down the sink. Zack cried. Sephy squeezed his ass in hopes of making him feel better or for the fact that he wanted to, yeah I'm betting the latter of the options.
Yuffie's chocobo; Queen Arthur; was now randomly warking in the tune of the chicken dance and started dancing with the Balloon of Destruction. Soon all the chocobos joined in the chicken dance, excluding the Mop of Doom and Mrs. Coffin because they still had Mini Cid and Vinnie the Froggie on them.
Mostly everyone sweatdropped at the chocobos' dance number, but a few others found it actually entertaining.
Yuffie and Sandy stared at the chocobos enjoying the show before returning to do their pyromaniac, insane, chaotic filled good deeds.
Sandy had somehow shoved both Palmer and Heidigger into a rice cooker and Yuffie was trying to flush all sorts of things down the toilet, like a tree that she chopped down and landed on the now traumatized Rufus.
Suddenly two people crashed through the roof making everyone stare at the new comers. Even Yuffie and Sandy even paused in their destruction to see who these new people were.
One of them was a kitsune-girl with ankle length black hair; she had eight black tails with red tips and black fox ears. The other one was a guy who resembled Sephiroth a bit, except he had twenty-four gray tails with blue tips, blue eyes, and his hair was black with red tips and he had grey wolf ears.
The new people who had somehow crashed through the roof intrigued Sandy and Yuffie and the two girls set aside their slight hyper activeness temporarily and decided to move closer. No body stopped them because they figured the new comers weren't sane either and it would be best to let the hyper girls interact with them.
"Who are you people?" Sandy questioned while poking the guy's forehead out of pure curiosity and to be annoying. Yuffie was tugging on the on the girls tails to see if they were real.
"Eclipse." The guy said while twitching slightly in annoyance over the blonde that wouldn't stop poking him.
"Eclipse? Where?" Sandy asked while looking at the sky searching for the eclipse.
"No not that kind of eclipse, my name is Eclipse." The guy answered. He looked at his partner who was trying to swipe Yuffie away from her tails. "Oh, and that over there what your friend is tugging on is Shadow." He added as an afterthought.
"Don't I know you from somewhere?" Sandy asked now resuming her poking.
"Nope." Eclipse answered along with a 'Let go or I'll set you on fire.' From Shadow.
"Really cause I swear….never mind. So how'd you get here?" Sandy asked as she watched in amusement of Shadow setting the cloak Yuffie was wearing on fire since Yuffie wouldn't let go of the kitsune's tails.
"We were skydiving without parachutes thanks to someone's brilliant idea to throw the parachutes out the plan before we dived." Shadow said while glaring at Eclipse.
He shrugged in response to Shadow's statement. "Seemed like a good insane idea at the time." Eclipse answered.
"You guys are insane." Sandy said.
"Why thank you, no one's ever said anything as nice as that to us." Eclipse said.
"Your welcome, since you're insane too, I like you already." Sandy said. "Right Yuffie? Yuffie? Uh Yuff?" Sandy questioned looking for her partner. She caught Yuffie on the ceiling fan. Sandy looked at Shadow who was whistling innocently while tying Vincent's cape around her neck and edging nearer to Sephiroth.
Yuffie then fell off the fan and landed face first on the floor. The two girls were suddenly their hyper selves again and ran around causing destruction again. Eclipse and Shadow helped a bit but they were mainly just watching the destruction with amusement to see what the girls were capable of.
Yuffie was able to shove one last thing down the toilet, a broom, until the toilet finally exploded. Yuffie squealed and clapped her hands together while screaming "THE TOILET TOLD ME TO DO IT!"
The Masamune and Buster Sword flew out of the toilet landing in random spots. The Buster Sword landed right betweens Cloud's leg barley missing his sensitive area, Cloud looked up to see the sword and promptly fainted again. The Masmune….well, it didn't land as non-violently….it sorta impaled Aeris again.
"Oh shit." Aeris said as she died again. Sephiroth poked the dead Aeris and laughed evilly seeing that his sword killed her. He then removed the sword and sheathed it again. Tseng sweatdropped and threw the dead Aeris a phoenix down to revive her, unfortunately since it was Tseng who revived her she was now glomping the poor Turk as a payment to him for bringing her back to life. Also she was now competing with Elena for Tseng, poor guy is probably going to be glomped to death.
Sandy began to set a couple of the walls on fire except for the few that she was, err, talking to and she thought were talking back.
Reno had finally managed to peel himself off the wall and he walked towards Rufus.
"We have no other choice but to sedate them," Rufus said while taking out his shotgun.
"Rufus, no!" Tifa yelled while staring at the shotgun with wide eyes thinking he was going to silence the two girls forever.
"Don't worry you pacifist, I have tranquilizing darts that are meant to be used on humans." Rufus loaded his shotgun with the darts while Reno kept look out for the two girls.
"Well hurry up." Tifa urged while she scooted to the sofa incase Sandy or Yuffie came to near.
Rufus took aim and was ready to fire at Yuffie but Sandy pounced on him like a wild cat, as he tried to dodge the blonde his gun went off. Sandy then left the President alone and took off around the house again. Across the room Sephiroth collapsed on top of Zack sleeping, Zack was stuck there under Sephiroth cause he couldn't move from underneath the bigger man.
"Nice shot Mr. Prez." Reno grumbled sarcastically while snatching the shotgun out of Rufus's hands.
Tifa scurried to find a hiding place, not only from the insane girls but to hide from the shotgun wielding Reno.
Sandy and Yuffie came back around and circled their hunter. They grabbed some furniture and began throwing the projectile items at Reno. Reno dodged most of them till a book collided with the back of his head causing him to pull the trigger in shock. Suddenly Tifa collapsed and tumbled down the staircase and met the floor asleep.
"You were saying?" Rufus scolded the red haired Turk stealing back his shotgun to reload. The two of them took turns in trying to shoot the girls but to no avail.
Rufus had shot a wall, Vincent the frog who fell off his chocobo, Mini Cid who fell in the toilet because he was looking at all the stuff in there, Reeve who got trampled by more chocobos, and a vase.
Reno shot Elena, Aeris, and Tseng all in one shot, Rude who got stuck to a tree, Nanaki who fell asleep on top of Marlene, Cloud's spiky hair, a chocobo, Eclipse and Shadow who took no affect of the tranquilizer because they are immune, and finally a lamp.
"We're almost out of darts, give me the gun I gave better aim than you!" Rufus announced.
"No way, I came a lot closer to hitting them than you!"
"Give it. I have a better chance of hitting them."
"Shut up! I'm gonna do it."
Soon Reno and Rufus were now fighting over the shotgun and began trying to snatch it from one another. They continued to do that and also making random shots because they accidentally pulled the trigger….at least until Rufus became a victim of his own tranquilizing dart.
Rufus swore loudly and collapsed on the floor at the foot of where Reno stood. Reno nudged him with his shoe to make sure he wasn't dead but not conscious.
"Ha! I get to shoot them now." Reno declared, but having the shotgun was now to no advantage because they wasted all the darts. "DAMNIT! Maybe Rufus has some in his pockets." Reno began to check Rufus but found nothing.
"Great, now what am I goi-" but Reno didn't finish for…
CRASH! Yuffie smashed a lamp over the Turks head and he was now out cold. Yuffie pointed and laughed a little, but she was drained of all her energy so she crawled up in one of the trees and slept there. Sandy's sugar and caffeine rush was over too so she crept towards the couch and collapsed on it sapped of all her energy. Soon she joined everyone in sleeping, yes even Eclipse and Shadow were asleep, but that was because the two of them got in a fight and knocked each other out.
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A/N: Whew, part 2 is now done! The ending of the chapter was weird but I couldn't think of how to end it. It didn't turn out exactly how I wanted it too and at some parts I accidentally focused a bit too much on Cloud, Sephiroth, and Zack. Anyways, hope you all enjoy this part and remember review please. Oh and I'm now accepting random appearances and/or people who want some characters or themselves to be in the fic like Eclipse and Shadow, just be sure to leave a description and I'll get you to appear in a random chapter.
Review Corner:
To FFlove190: So you liked the randomness, hehe, I gave Sephy a little bit more spot light in this chapter, and I have now over come my writer's block.
To Shale 101: This chapter will probably appeal to you too, thanks for reviewing.
To Sesshy is sexii: Hope you liked Cloud's reaction and Yuffie and Sandy screwing with the stuff, and YAY! You thought the flashback was one of the most random thing you've ever read, I feel proud of myself now.
To BloodyChaosDragonKnight: That's an interesting idea for Psychotic Infomercial, he could have had someone cast confuse on him. Hope this answers your question of Sandy and Yuffie's destruction.
To Eclipse and Shadow: I gathered your descriptions from a review of yours in CII, you guys are both semi-permanent characters in the fic, hope you enjoy this chapter.