Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam SEED and/or SEED Destiny.
Meyrin's Interviews
Meyrin: Hello, one and all to the very first episode of Meyrin's Interviews! I'm your host, Meyrin Hawke! And our first victim is… Shinn Asuka, AA pilot of the Minerva!
(Shinn walks into the studio, wearing a T-Shirt that was practically screaming "I hate ORB and the Atthas!")
Meyrin: Hello Shinn!
Shinn: (Suspicious look on his face) …What does 'AA' stand for…?
Meyrin: (Innocent look on face) Oh, that! It just means "Ace and Angsty!
Shinn: I'm not angsty!
Meyrin: Whatever, that's what my script says anyway! Let's just get on with the show okay? We can't keep the reader waiting!
Shinn: I guess…
Meyrin: Question number one: Who do you like better? Stellar or my onee-chan?
Shinn: (Puzzled look) Onee-chan? Oh! Um… I like- wait, who came up with this stupid question anyway!
Meyrin: (Pouting) I already said I don't know! It's in the script!
Shinn: Let me see that script!
(Shinn snatches the script from an impatient Meyrin)
Shinn: What the f-bleep-k! "Question number two: To what extent do you love Stellar?" "Question number three: "To what extent do you love Lunamaria?" "Question number four: Are you and Rey a couple?" F-bleep-K!
(Shinn goes into SEED mode and starts attacking any and everyone he sees)
Shinn:!#$&() YOU STUPID SCRIPTWRITER!
(Shinn runs out of the studio)
Meyrin: Eek! That was close! Shinn can be so crazy sometimes! I hope it isn't contagious!
(Meyrin looks around the ruined studio when Shinn(Still in SEED Mode) opens the door)
Shinn: I'M NOT CRAZY!
(Shinn slams the door)
Meyrin: Eh-heh! Um, stayed tuned for the next "Meyrin's Interviews". Next week, we have… Captain Talia Gladys! Hopefully, our studio won't get wrecked again!
Screen fades with the production crew cleaning up the BIG mess that Shinn made during his sudden "SEED-ness"
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Thinking of chapter 2 now. Reviews as always please!