Blood Scenario
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Chapter 3: Human Blood Is Gross
Maddie's POV
"CAN I BE A VAMPIRE TOO?"
The vampires' mouths hung open at my exclamation.
"Is this girl crazy?!" Subaru screeched.
"I told ya! She is cray cray!" Ayato popped up, making the cuckoo sign with his fingers.
"Guys…?" I confusedly stared at their stunned faces, "I thought sucking the blood of a person turns him into a vampire…? Can we, like, do that now…?"
"Seriously?" Reiji pinched the bridge of his nose, sitting down on one of the sofas, "You foolish little humans have made fairytales about us, making false assumptions about us fearing garlic or rosaries, or even sunlight. Just shows how pathetic you all can get."
"Of course, this isn't Twilight," I rolled my eyes.
"That was one stupid movie," Subaru gritted his teeth.
"You have watched it? Which team are you in?" I clapped my hands in excitement.
"…Team Edward," he slowly muttered out, and everyone in the room went, "Oh, come onnnn!"
"Same! I prefer vampires over werewolves! Team Edward always!" I exclaimed.
"What are you talking about?" Yui seemed like a lost puppy.
"You haven't watched Twilight?" I asked her, and she shook her head.
"Don't worry, we'll watch the first part together, because after that, it gets shitty, no offense," I smiled at her, and she grinned back.
"Hey, hey, pancake! Don't listen to her!" Ayato thundered at the poor girl, "If you don't obey me, you know the consequences."
"You definitely have daddy issues," I remarked, and he groaned.
"Not this again!"
"So just agree with me, daddy."
"Ew, ew, ew!"
"You're talking as if sucking blood isn't ew! Do you even know how much impurity and human waste goes into the human blood? Better drink gutter water than drink the human blood," I said, the science major in me resurfacing.
From the side, Laito made a disgusting face, "I just lost my appetite."
"And Reiji, you knew about the human waste in blood thingy, didn't you?" Subaru argued.
"You would've known if you paid attention to your lessons rather than just flunking your classes," Reiji sassily replied back.
"Damn, honey, I love your sass!" I hooted for him, "Wanna be my side bitch?" I wiggled my eyebrows.
"…There has to be some kind of a misunderstanding, he can't send this girl to us," Reiji shook his head in disbelief, "We can't handle her."
"I'll take that as a compliment," I foolishly grinned at him.
"We don't let Yui eat that much so that her impurities don't get in the way of us drinking her blood," Ayato, the shining bright star of the conversation, the mightiest scientist of the century, spoke, and I slow clapped at him.
"Human blood is still gross," I spoke, "That's why, on second thoughts, don't suck my blood, because I have a lot of calories from all the pizza I eat and that could fatten your tummies up. Oh, and I don't wanna be a vampire anymore. Imma feast on burgers instead of gross bodily liquids."
"Are you done?" Shuu spoke, sitting up straight and yawning, "I was beginning to get sick of your talks already."
"Took you long enough," I shrugged.
"So, peasants," I pushed Laito aside and stretched my arms in a lazy manner, "Gear up, because the queen is here. Y'all better get used to me already, hehe."
Short chapter, but I'm kinda really depressed these days, so I'm glad that I managed to write this much humor anyway.
Also, I have no idea about the human waste thingy, I just thought that it would work here lmaooo I'm dumb sorry.
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Diamond Shyn