Blood Scenario

YOOOOO I'M HEREEEEE WHERE YOU ATTTTTTT

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Dude, the feels I'm getting while listening to HOME by BTS! cRaZy FoR MySeLf-

I wonder how it would sound like if we speak LiKe tHiS InStEaD oF tHe NoRmAl WaY

Sorry lmao. Here's the chapter! I hope you like reading it as much as I love writing it!

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Diabolik Lovers, but I don't have that much talent to come up with the characters soooo I only own the OC.

Chapter 5: Ride A Subaru

Maddie's POV

"Who's dying?"

And by the looks at the faces of the vampires in the room, I was certain that I was the one dying.

Not at the moment, at least, but definitely soon.

All of us rushed out of the room – except Shuu – and descended down the staircase to find the source of the yell originating from the kitchen. We sprinted –

Oh, let me rephrase that – I sprinted to the area, whereas the rest blatantly teleported. How rude of them to leave me alone running like that! Is chivalry dead already?

"What… happened?" I panted like an old man who had just ran thirty kilometers (not like I hadn't) and finally reached the kitchen area, only to find all of them standing quietly and Yui looking terrified. And Kanato looking psychotic.

"Gosh, did I miss the drama?" I cried, "Miss White was right, I should've worked on my athletic skills!"

"Who's Miss White?" Laito asked.

"My gym teacher," I replied.

"Is she young and pretty?"

"Oh, dude, totally a hottie."

"Could I get her number-"

"Laito, the fuck?" Subaru skeptically spoke.

"Mind your language, Subaru," Reiji scolded him.

"Well, guess what?" Subaru lifted both his middle fingers at Reiji, "Fuck you and fuck you too."

"OOOOOOH!" Ayato, Laito, and me hooted at the scene.

"DAMN DAMN, HONEY, YOU JUST ENDED THIS MAN'S WHOLE CAREER!" I mused.

"OOF!" Ayato and Laito cheered.

The car brand just rolled his eyes.

"We have a goddamn PROBLEM HERE?!" Kanato yelled, "This imbecile mortal can't even make a good pancake."

"The irony," Ayato chuckled, "A pancake can't make a pancake."

"Oh, come on! A pancake can't make a pancake? Then you can't also ride a Subaru- unless he allows you to," I winked at the albino.

He made a disgusted face.

"Remind me to never cross paths with you again," he spoke, and then vanished into thin air.

"He left," I made a face that looked just like that one disappointed emoji.

"Does anyone here care about my problem?" Kanato calmly said, "I want pancakes now!"

"Aww, baby, I'll make you pancakes!" I cooed at him.

"I'm not a baby, but because you're making me pancakes, I'll forgive you," he spoke, hiding half his face behind his teddy bear.

"But-" Yui began, and Ayato cut her off,

"Shut up, pancake, you're annoying."

Yui looked like she was on the verge of tears, so I went to hug and comfort her.

"See, teddy, that's how pathetic humans look when they comfort each other," Kanato giggled.

He didn't just say that.

So I retorted with, "See, Yui, this is how pathetic vampires look when they're hungry."

"HOW DARE YOU?!" Kanato thundered, his purple eyes growing psychotically wide.

"You want pancakes or not?" I asked with a poker face.

And believe me, all his anger died down in a second.

"Yes…" he muttered.

"Good boy! Now lemme make pancakes with my homie," I said grabbing Yui by her arm and taking her to the stove.

"I don't know how to make these, so can you help me?" I sheepishly asked her.

"Sure!" she said cheerfully, and it was the first time I had seen her genuinely smile at me. And her smile was really pretty.

I might be gay for her.

ANYWAY…

I lit up a matchstick, and just the way Jennie had played with a burning matchstick in Playing With Fire, I acted like her, singing in a croaked voice, "My love is on fiya!"

And the matchstick fell from my hands.

Just beside a kerosene oil tank.

*A Few Minutes Later*

All eight of us stood at the entrance of the Sakamaki Manor, watching the mansion burn down by the flames. All of us were either panicking, or watching it burn in disbelief.

Oh, and one of us was sleeping while standing, you can guess whom.

"What do we do, what do we do?" Kanato panicked.

Laito immediately brought out his phone and started typing on it furiously.

"And what-what are you doing, Laito?" Reiji asked.

"Texting the Mukamis that we accept our defeat. After all, we're homeless now," Laito replied.

"HEY! I'M NOT GIVING IN TO IT!" Ayato demandingly spoke.

"Can you all keep your mouths shut?" Reiji scolded them, and then turned to face me. Seeing his face turn, all the vampires glowered at me.

"Guys…? I just lit us up a huge bonfire…!" I nervously laughed.

So this is how I die.

I loved writing this chapter! It was so fun to write! XD

Also, to those who don't know, Jennie is from a South Korean group called BLACKPINK, and Playing With Fire is one of their songs. Do check them out! :)

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Diamond Shyn