Blood Scenario
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This chapter is going to be what I'm best at: texts. I hope y'all enjoy this chapter! Do leave a review too!
Just a definition: Oppa means big brother/male love interest in Korean, and 'Oppar' is how you meme it. It's gonna be used here so just telling y'all.
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Chapter 14: Groupchat
Maddie's POV
You created the group 'Sexy Bloodsuckers And Two Nice Humans'
Me: WELCOME TO THE WONDERLAND
Reiji Sakamocky: What is this?
Emo Oppar: tf is this group for
Reiji Sakamocky: And how did Madison get my number? Who gave it to her?
Neon Light: ehh guilty
Reiji Sakamocky: And how, if I may ask?
Neon Light: long story bro
My Human Hoe: this might be fun lmao
Reiji Sakamocky: You're not allowed to have 'fun' while with us, Yui Komori
My Human Hoe: I will, and tf are you gonna do about it, Reiji Sakamaki?
Reiji Sakamocky: You used the commas right, so I forgive you this once.
Me: HELLO BITCHES
Me: NANANANANANA
Daddy Issues: I'm not your bitch, bitch
Me: you are my side hoe
Me: other than kween yui
My Human Hoe: yassss
The Smol Baby: TEDDY ISN'T HAPPY WITH THIS
Lazy Weirdo: stop shouting ugh
Me: sksksksk
Reiji Sakamocky: The lack of punctuation is giving me a headache.
Me: mission? accomplished
My Human Hoe: Reiji? annoyed
Daddy Issues: goal? achieved
Neon Light: hotel? Trivago
Emo Oppar: why have I been wakened up at 3 in the night
Me: don't y'all vampires fly at 3 am or shit
Neon Light: whose gonna tell her?
Daddy Issues: not me, she has serious issues
Me: and you have daddy issues
Lazy Weirdo: oof
The Smol Baby: CAN SOMEONE GET ME A CHEESECAKE
Emo Oppar: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING
The Smol Baby: I'M NOT SCREAMING YOU ARE SCREAMING
Emo Oppar: BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE
The Smol Baby: MAKE ME A CHEESECAKE YUI
My Human Hoe: nope.
Me: OOOOOOH SHITTTTTTTT
Daddy Issues: I like feisty women ;)
My Human Hoe: uh huh? then I'm the one you've been searching for ;)
Lazy Weirdo: ew pda
Me: since the atmosphere is all romantic
Me: Subaru
Me: wanna take a shower with me ;))))
Emo Oppar: EW EWWW EWWWWWW
Me: wae oppar wae :(((
Neon Light: I can join you ;)
Me: uhhhh no
Reiji Sakamocky: Kindly keep these activities to your private rooms and not here
You changed the group's name to 'SubSub Won't Have A Shower With Me :('
Reiji Sakamocky left the chat
Lazy Weirdo added Reiji Sakamocky
Lazy Weirdo: suffer w me
Reiji Sakamocky: And why should I? None of you imbeciles interest me.
Me: r00d
Reiji Sakamocky: *rude
Me: du yoo theenk ai weel stahp hear
Me: Reejee sockmocky
Me: ai weel annoe yoo
Neon Light: inglis
Daddy Issues: that just gave me dyslexia
Reiji Sakamocky left the chat
Lazy Weirdo added Reiji Sakamocky
Lazy Weirdo: don't you dare leave again
Reiji Sakamocky: Or what will you attempt?
Me: soox with you
Reiji Sakamocky: …
Me: I guess this is where we say goodbye
*FiVe MiNuTeS lAtEr*
The Human Hoe: y'all gone already? Oh nu :(
Lmao how was this? I tried.
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