Seppuku no You Arin-san
By Hoogiman

Chapter Two: Prosperity Burger

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Super Smash Brother characters.

"So we're in Tokyo Airport now, huh?" asked Link.

"Uh huh," replied Marth.

"Look at those kids," smirked Bowser, "Think they're so good by signing up to dangerous Japanese game shows."

The Pokemon, Ness and Young Link walked up to the group.

"Hey guys!" said Ness.

"Oh…" said Bowser in a fake sarcastic tone, "Hi Ness, hi Young Link, hi Pokemon."

"Ready for the selections?" asked Ness.

"Yes," snapped Bowser, "What about you?"

"We bought these 'prosperity burgers' for good luck in the auditions!" announced Young Link. "I think they work!"

The Pokemon and Ness nodded in agreement, chewing down their burgers.

"Prosperity burgers?" laughed Link, "What kind of fool would buy prosperity burgers? I mean, none of us eat things that stupid!"

Link, Bowser, Marth and Donkey Kong laughed in a mocking sort of word.

"Uh…" said Kirby chewing down his prosperity burger, "Should I like… put this away now?"

The adults stared at Kirby.

"Okay," said Kirby nervously, chewing his burger, "I'll put it away then…"

The adults stared at Kirby angrily.

"Okay, okay!" said Kirby, sighing, still clutching onto the burger.

The adults stared at Kirby angrily.

"One more bite?" asked Kirby, smiling.

The adults stared at Kirby angrily.

Kirby sighed, and threw away the burger.

"Hahaha," laughed Donkey Kong, mocking the kids, "You expect that stuff to work? You actually think that makes you lucky and prosperous?"

All of the adults laughed.

"Jig Iggly Ig!" said Jigglypuff. "Look, a million yen note on the ground!"

"How lucky!" chanted all of the kids at the same time.

"Just because you find a million yen on the ground, you actually think the burgers made you lucky and prosperous?" laughed Donkey Kong.

All of the adults laughed.

"Jig Iggly Ig!" said Jigglypuff. "Look, another million yen note on the ground!"

"How lucky!" chanted all of the kids at the same time.

"Just because you find two million yen on the ground, you actually think the burgers made you lucky and prosperous?" laughed Donkey Kong.

All of the adults laughed.

"Here's my jewellery collection," said a random passer-by, handing a sack of diamonds to Pichu, "They said someone prosperous and lucky would do good things with it, so I'm giving them to you!"

"How lucky!" chanted all of the kids at the same time.

"Well… uh… I have to go then…" said Donkey Kong, scratching his head, "Not to buy four prosperity burgers each for all of us… because… those things… don't work…"

"Of course…" said Link. "Not…"

Donkey Kong laughed nervously, and then ran off into a nearby store to buy some prosperity burgers.