Blood Scenario

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Chapter 26: "Oh, Satan's Butt!"

Maddie's POV

The four people, who had gone off to mind their own businesses, slammed their doors open, and I heard Kou exclaim, "WHAT?"

"RUKI'S KID?" Yuma yelled, like he always yells. Honestly, what's new with that?

"Oh, my god! What did I miss?!" Yui dashed down the stairs leading to the living room, where Ruki and I stood, followed by the others.

Azusa creepily smiled and spoke, "Guys… she's joking."

"I see that you're the only one in this household with brain cells. How lonely must you feel!" I faked crying, and Azusa only grinned.

I really cannot make a decent conversation with him.

But wait, if we think over it, I really cannot make a decent conversation with anyone.

Oh, no. Anyway.

"She's looking at my childhood picture," Ruki pinched the bridge of his nose in annoyance. Yuma and Kou stopped functioning, and then let out respectively:

"Oh."

"And I thought there was some tea here."

"No, no, no! This drama can't end like this!" I screeched.

"Do you consume drugs? Do you need expert assistance?" Ruki spat.

"Assistance? Hmm, in what?" I winked at him, and he grimaced.

"Ew, stay away!" Yuma pushed me back, "Pervert."

"I WASN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU, SIRE! HOW DARE YOU PUSH ME?" I thundered, and for a second, everyone (except Yui) stared at me in shock at my outburst.

"You guys didn't think I had it in me to roar?" I blew on my nails in style, "Katy Perry is quaking in some corner of the world, for I can roar better than her entire song combined."

Everyone stared at me in shock, and Kou giggled, cutting through the silence.

Ruki sighed, "It's dinner time, you all should come to the dining hall."

"Wait, you guys eat too?" I questioned.

"…"

"Uh."

"…just move to the dining hall, for god's sake," Ruki resigned.

"Shouldn't you say 'for devil's sake', because you are, you know, vampires?" I asked again.

"…"

"I'll use hellish terms now for cursing, hehe."

"…Dinner, please."

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Sitting around the dining table, I sat beside Yui, with Kou facing me and Azusa facing Yui. Beside Kou was Yuma, and Ruki sat at the seat of the head. Was he, like, their leader or something?

While taking some soup from the large serving bowl, I spilled some on my shirt, and remembering that I had to curse in hellish terms, I let out an instinctive, "Oh, Satan's butt!"

Yui spat out the soup she was having, then vehemently coughing while laughing.

"I never thought you'd take it in a literal sense, gosh!" Yuma, for the first time, laughed at my joke. Would you believe how accomplished I felt at that?

"Hah, I made you laugh!" I pointed at Yuma, and he stopped laughing.

"She's so cute!" Kou chuckled loudly.

"Maddie? And cute? Bro, do you have buttons in place for eyes?" Yuma remarked.

"Excuse me? I can act cute too!" I argued.

"Uh huh? Try."

I looked around and an idea struck me.

Pointing at the spoon kept far across me, I made puppy eyes and said, "Can you hand me the soupy scoopy?"

For a second, no one spoke anything.

Then Kou fell off his chair, laughing.

"EW! I HAVEN'T CRINGED THIS HARD IN YEARS!" Yuma got off the table, walking out of the room, and I stopped him by making a pout (ew) and saying, "Then how about you pass me the stabby grabby?"

"IT'S A FORK, YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE!"

With that, he opened the door of the dining hall and walked off.

Meanwhile, Kou was rolling on the floor, laughing. He was laughing so hard that he was holding his stomach and rolling around.

"Oh, my hellhounds!"

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