Blood Scenario

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Chapter 30: Rude Ketchup Lord

Maddie's POV

5 minutes before 11 PM

"It's gonna be 11 in five minutes; get ready as soon as possible!" Reiji commanded as the Sakamaki brothers ran around in the house, fixing themselves as well as the furniture. Apparently, they were all dressing up in tuxedos and were grooming themselves well for once (can't say that about Reiji, though; he's always well-dressed) because they were way too formal with their father. It just showed what kind of scaredy cats they were, despite them boasting about their powers.

"Where the fuck is my tie?" Subaru shrieked.

"Oops," Ayato said, wrapping Subaru's necktie around his own neck.

"You bastard, give me back my tie!"

"You wish."

"You don't even know how to wear a tie!" Subaru scoffed, looking at Ayato, who had wrapped his necktie like a scarf.

"If you look at it from a different angle, it's like a leash. Ayato just proved that he's a little bitch," I clapped my hands.

"Get out of my way, you cray cray!" Ayato shoved me out of his way, rolling his necktie around his neck once more and tightening it somehow.

"How do I look?" Laito came to me, and I dusted his shoulders and spoke, "My my, I bet your fangirls died a sinful death."

"Did you?" he winked at me.

"Hey! Back off!" Subaru threatened Laito.

"Whoa whoa, grandpa! Chill!" the mad hatter raised his hands up in surrender, "I ain't taking away your girl."

I love him for this.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Subaru snapped, "SHE ISN'T MY GIRL, AND I'M NOT A GRANDPA!"

"Then why the heck were you getting so defensive over her?" Laito smirked, and walked off, ignoring the albino's protests.

"Do I fucking look like a grandpa?!" Subaru turned to me, and I cooed at him, "No, baby boy!"

"Ew, don't call me that again."

"But you ain't daddy material."

"Gross."

"Oh, come on! Are you still aged seven, in your 'I hate girls' phase?" I crossed my arms over my chest.

"Go away," he grumbled, walking off.

"Hah! You said 'go away' and you yourself went away! That's the power of Maddie!" I jumped on the ground, doing a victory dance.

Once I realized that no one was listening, I calmed down and fixed my knee-length wine-colored dress, and looked at others in panic: Kanato fighting Shuu for eating the last slice of his cheesecake, Reiji and Subaru trying to get Laito off his phone since he was taking a shitload of selfies, and Ayato and Yui… what were they doing?

"HELP! I'M GONNA DIE! I TIED THE TIE TOO TIGHT!" Ayato yelled, sweating, while Yui panickingly tried to untie his necktie.

"Aww, look! Our poor little doggie is dying!" I laughed.

"Why would you laugh over a dog dying? That's just straight up inhuman," Subaru commented judgmentally.

"I'm an assassin, dude. I've seen worse than a vampire choking on a leash," I deadpanned.

"Like?" he seemed the slightest bit interested, for a change.

"I was once trapped in a quantum realm and stayed inside for five years."

"That was Ant-man, not you!" Ayato protested while being choked.

"For a choking vampire, you're quite talkative," I remarked. Yui and I looked at each other and laughed.

That was when the main door of the mansion opened and in walked a man… or so I suppose.

His hair were long enough to caress the floor, and he wore a black suit which practically shimmered under the dimly lit entrance, thanks to the high chandeliers.

My eyes widened, and he looked at me and smirked.

Okay, why the heck did he smirk? All I widened my eyes for was the fact that his hair were enchanting.

"Father," Reiji bowed, and I realized that all the brothers had gathered by the gate, and were now bowing before him. Beside Ayato, even Yui bowed down, leaving only me standing dumbfounded.

"Oh, isn't that our lovely Madison?" he approached me with that uneasy smirk, and as he walked towards me, I blurted out, "Which shampoo do you use?"

He seemed taken aback, and his smirk was wiped off. Did I say something wrong?

"Please don't mind her, father. She's just-" Reiji couldn't complete before Karlheinz rudely intervened, "Stop talking. I don't need to listen to your nonsense."

Alright, so nobody talks to my bestie like that. Seeing his rude behaviour towards his own son, I glowered at him. He seemed to take notice and smirked again.

"It will be fun living with you gracing this house, Madison."

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