Rating: T.

Summary: Georgia is a 16 year old girl living a typical teenage life, worrying about everyday problems as every girl does. These are her diary entries; full of giggles, emotion + problems.

Couplings: mutti + vati (mother + father).

Disclaimer: This is my first fan fiction so sorry if it's really bad! I have used the characters from the original "Confessions of Georgia Nicholson" books by Louise Rennison.

Reviews: Yes please!

Golly gee.

Saturday 3rd march.
00:23

Is it morning yet?
I'm sure I just heard mutti screaming my name.
Actually she might have just been screaming, "GOLLY GEE. GET IT IN"
oh dear.
Her and vati are at it again then.
I can hear the rumpling of the sheets.
And the bed creaking.
Euck it makes me feel sick to know my parents, being at quite an old stage in their lives, are still finding time to sexually pleasure themselves.
They should be pleasured enough to know that they have me and Libby.
I am quite happy just to have the one little sister thank you very much.
I am having a bit of a nervy spaz.
I should be the one with a bit of bedroom action!
I'm 16 after all!
Legal and waiting.
Actually.
Waiting for what?
A pervy old man to come and rape me?
Erlack.

01:14

They're not done yet.

03:02

FINALLY THEY'RE FINISHED.
Can I sleep now?
Gosh.

05:30

I don't think I can sleep very well.
It's a bit pingey pongos actually.
NO.
THAT'S NOT LIBBY'S POO.
ON MY BED.
ERLACK!

06:00

I sorted that lot out.
I can't stand it when Libby leaves me her 'gifts'.
I know she wants to show how much she loves her big sister but really.
The poo is going a bit too far!

8:56

Out of all simplicity, it must be time to get up now.
I'm sure that the Saturday morning is calling me.
To get off my bottom.
Which for once, is not in the slightest bit red!

8:58

PHONE FOR ME!
Dashing downstairs!

10:05

It was my jazzy pal.
She wants me to go out today.
Goodness knows where!

"Gee-gee! It's Jas. how are you feeling this very morning?"

"Jassss I know it's you! I've just cleared up some of the poop that Libby kindly left at the end of my bed for me..."

"Erlack. Your sister really 'lobes' you doesn't she?"

"Ahahaha. Yes she does. But she's so cute that I have to forgive her for most things."

"Yeah...anyway. Any chance of you coming somewhere today?"

"Uhm. Depends on where I suppose."

"Well it's a surprise. I've been planning this for a while..."

"Ooh."

"...is that yes or no?"

"I'm sure it's a yes. Mutti + vatic seem to be in bed still. Which means it's not a family tripping out day. JOY!"

"Marvy. I'll be round yours in about an hour then?"

"Yes Jas. see you later girly!"

"See ya gee."

I do love a good natter with my bestest pally Jas.
Although she rambles a bit.
I, on the other hand, hardly ramble at all!
Of course.
I always get straight to the nub of my conversations.
Because it gets boring if I start talking about nothing.
But I never do that so what am I going on about?
Ha!

Well I'm going to get ready for Jassy now.

11:01

Where is Jas!
She's late as usual!

11:02

She still isn't here.
This is a desperate time.
My parents seem to be stirring from their sleep.
Here comes Libby with cross-eyed Gordy.
Yes Libby I know Gordy loves me but I'm going out in a minute.
No I can't help dress Gordy up.
He doesn't like my make-up!

11:25

JAS COME AND SAVE ME NOW.

A/N: Hope you enjoyed it! I'll most probably be writing more soon...watch this space!