Blood Scenario

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Chapter 33: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Maddie's POV

"OH, MY FUCKING GOD! SHE'S PUKING BLOOD!" Yui screeched behind me as I emptied my guts into the commode. By the amount of footsteps behind me, it was easy to guess that perhaps all of them were behind me.

Look, watching blood and gore came easily to me since I used to be an assassin, so it was nothing concerning for me to see blood coming out of me. The only reason why anxiety arose in me was the reason why I was puking blood, unbeknownst to me.

Once I had emptied myself, I weakly sat on the floor, gasping for air.

"Calm down, Pancake-" Ayato tried, but Yui couldn't keep still,

"IS SHE SICK? DOES SHE HAVE CANCER? IS SHE GONNA DIE?"

"It's okay! I mean, it was just blood coming out of me, not a kid!" I dizzily laughed.

"…Children aren't born out of mouths, Madison," Reiji corrected me, but I was too light-headed to even tease him.

But ya girl is stubborn, so I mumbled out in my half-fainting state, "Kiss kiss… bang bang... child born…"

And then I laughed at my own terrible joke psychotically.

"Uh…?" Kou and Laito cowardly stepped backward.

"IS SHE OKAY? I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, AYATO! IF SHE DIES, IMMA STAB YOU ALL WITH THAT KNIFE SUBARU GAVE ME AND AVENGE HER DEATH!" Yui boldly yelled.

"I'm okie… where's cake…?" I tried to stand up, partially unconscious, but I slipped, and the faces around me submerged into darkness.

Yui's POV

I watched as Maddie slipped and hit her head on the floor of the washroom, knocking herself out.

"I thought I would need a baseball bat to knock her out. But guess what? She's a step ahead of me!" Yuma laughed, and seeing nobody laugh along with him at his god-forsaken rubbish joke, his chuckles died down.

"WILL YOU STOP-" I couldn't complete when Azusa spoke up, "Ruki, does this not remind you of something?"

Ruki looked at him, and a moment later, his already-pale face paled even more. At this point, I'm convinced that he used the same face pack like Robert Pattinson applied for Twilight.

What? Maddie showed me Twilight, you boomer.

Alright, but my love story is still better than Twilight-

Too controversial, too controversial, too controversial.

"What is it?" Kanato asked in digust.

"It can't be…" Ruki's eyes had widened drastically, and he looked behind at Yuma and Kou and mouthed something, paling them too.

"Spill," Shuu spoke up.

"I hope she's terribly sick. Otherwise, this is gonna be a cultural shock," Kou shook his head.

"SHUT UP!" Subaru took two huge steps towards Kou and lifted him by his collar, "NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN TO HER!"

"Ooh, possessive," Ayato and Laito chuckled, fist-bumping.

"THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS!"

"Yes, what is the matter with her, Mukami?" Reiji formally asked, and the Mukamis looked around if Karlheinz was there. Thankfully, he wasn't, so Yuma sighed in defeat and began, "This is what initially happened to us when we were newly converted into vampires…"

Subaru dropped Kou, and the popstar fell on his butt, crying, "Ah, my handsome ass!"

Subaru just gave him a judgemental look.

"Wait, so you're saying…?" Ayato was shook, and I'm sure Maddie must've roasted him for making such an absurd face.

"We don't know if it's completely true or not, but we think… she's-" Ruki spoke, but Kou exclaimed, "MY FAVORITE GIRL IS PROBABLY A VAMPIRE!"

"…" All of the Sakamakis and I stood before them, shaken to the core.

We stood that way, processing the new information, when I broke the awkward silence, "So you're telling me that she's a vampire?"

"Probably half-blooded. The real vampires find their instincts at a young age. I've read that the half-bloods find their calling when they turn eighteen," Ruki explained, massaging his temples.

"WHAT THE FUCK?" Subaru yelled as I gasped.

"It's not confirmed yet! It might only be an illness-" Ruki said, but was interrupted with loud snores coming out of Maddie's nose.

Yuma grimaced.

"As I was saying," Ruki drew the attention back to him, "Check her for the next few days. If she feels incredibly thirsty and loses her sense of taste for regular food, and her canine sharpen, then I'm afraid but…"

All of us stood silently, and Maddie snored louder. Ayato gritted his teeth,

"If she's actually fucking snoring on purpose!"


ALRIGHT, Not that funny, but we gotta progress with the storyline!

To be honest, when I started the story, I wasn't even going to add a storyline. I just wanted Diabolik Lovers crack which I didn't find anywhere else lmao

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