Blood Scenario

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Chapter 34: Underwear Sniffer

Maddie's POV

I woke up the next morning with a terrible headache. I sat up straight, my back against the headboard, and clutching my head, I let out a groan.

What happened last night? Why couldn't I remember anything from the previous night, except descending the stairs of the mansion and seeing the Mukamis and Sakamakis?

"You can groan like that for me all night," I was alarmed when I heard Neon Light's voice beside me, on the bed.

"Not the time, dawg. My head hurts," I threw my old sock at him, and he jumped off the bed, hissing, "EW!"

"What are you doing here?" I questioned him, and he smirked.

"Didn't you like last night, hm?" Laito slyly spoke.

"Bitch, I'm still wearing my clothes," I spewed facts.

"But is that what you were wearing last night?" he wiggled his eyebrows, and I looked down to see myself wearing a purple silk nightgown.

My eyes widened like never before.

"DID WE HAVE…? OH, MY GOD!"

Laito chuckled sensually, but his laughter vanished when I threw the next question at him, "Did I make you scream, baby boy?"

It was his turn to widen his eyes.

"Stop, guys," Yui rushed into the room with some cake on a plate, "I changed you out of your dress, Maddie. He's just teasing you."

"Or was he?" I winked at Laito, who truly didn't know how to react.

"Here's the cake from your birthday!" Yui offered me the dish, and my eyes lit up.

"This is why I can trust you!" I exclaimed, grabbing the plate and digging the fork right into the piece of pastry. I took a mouthful and started chewing it, but surprisingly, it didn't give me the desired pleasure that I thought it would give.

Please, I'm talking like I'm not able to orgasm.

I looked at the piece of cake strangely, examining it with my eyebrow knitted together. As I looked up, I found Yui and Laito staring at me with narrowed eyes.

"What?" I asked, and they looked at each other, panicked. I kept staring at them until Laito opened his mouth to spew the smartest words in the history of conversation between mankind,

"We were watching."

"No shit, Sherlock," Yui glared at him, and then turned to look at me, "Maddie, do you not like the cake?"

"It looks amazing and very tempting, but… I'm not feeling it!" I whined.

"Fuck…" she mumbled, dashing out of the room, leaving me confused. Now, only Laito and I were in the room.

"What is she on about?" I asked him, and he averted his eyes, whistling.

"That won't work, hoe. I'll tear you apart if you don't tell me what's going on," I warned him, and he made up a potential excuse, "She's high on marijuana."

"She doesn't have the capacity to do that," I got off the bed, walking up to him, "Tell me what's happening right now!"

"I don't know!"

I grabbed my pistol from the nightstand, and walked up close to him, and pressed the gun to his forehead. He shivered when I threatened, "TELL ME, NOW!"

"YOU'RE A VAMPIRE!"

I started laughing, "I WAS SERIOUS, BUT WHAT THE FUCK, NEON LIGHT?"

He straightened up, "I'm telling the truth! Ask dad or Reiji! Or even that half-blood Ruki!"

"You're not making sense right now," I chuckled, walking over to the door and exiting… not before warning Laito, "Do NOT sniff my underwear!"

"Ew, no!"

With that, I walked out of my room, finding Reiji on the sofa in the living hall. I skipped up to him and cheerfully waved at him, showing him my widest, fakest smile.

Upon hearing the noise with his supersonic ears (which can challenge a dog too), he looked at me, his eyes showing no emotion at all.

"HEWWO!" I acted cute, and he kept looking at me.

I gasped, "Don't tell me; you're falling for my beauty?"

That's when he snapped out of whichever daze he was in, and sternly spoke, "That can't happen, Madison. Please grow out of your delusional thoughts."

I gasped again, "Did you just call me a delulu? YOU'RE A DELULU!"

"Uh…?" he was confused, and I brushed off his confusion with my question, "Okay, so Sakamaki, I heard some news about me."

"Who told you?" Reiji questioned defensively.

"That ain't important! Am I a vampire?"

"…"

"I'M A VAMPIRE?"

"…You could be."

AND THAT'S IT FOR THE CHAPTER! I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS FUNNY OR NOT, BUT I WROTE THIS IN LIKE FIVE SITTINGS, SO THERE HAS TO BE SOME ERRORS OR COMICAL DISAPPOINTMENTS.

WHY AM I YELLING

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