Blood Scenario
I'm posting this right after the previous chapter, so idk if you guys freaked out over the previous chapter or not, so pardon me hehe
This is the chapter no one asked for, or even expected. Things are about to go so OOC in this lmaoooo
I hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own Diabolik Lovers, this is just me fucking around
Bonus Chapter
Narrator's POV
As soon as Ruki entered Maddie's room, Karlheinz's ears perked up.
"Ah, so they're gonna figure it out, now," he laughed sinisterly and folded his newspaper. This boomer ultra max read newspapers too, ladies and gentlemen. Yet, he's just an evil mastermind.
Someone, please feed him some morality; this god-awful oldie is probably going to ruin the world because he wants fucking blood. This is the bad guy Bella had signed up for, but had gotten the sweet Edward instead.
#JusticeForBella
Where were we again?
Heinz (I'm laughing at his name, help) ventured out of his wormhole – that was high-key luxurious, by the way, because this fucking corrupted tomato ketchup was rich af – and treaded towards Maddie's room. Reaching the door, he placed his ear against the door, trying to listen to what they were saying.
Because this goddamn rat forgot that they had supersonic ears or whatever, don't question it.
And he obviously wasn't able to hear what they were saying, thanks to the sound-proof walls and doors, so he sighed, pressing his ear more onto the door.
"What must I do?" the ketchup bottle from the Shakespearean era mumbled, "Shall I go climb those trees beside Madison's bedroom? Or shall I-"
He heard someone cough behind him, and he snapped his head at the source of the voice, seeing our savior Shuu standing behind him.
"What were you doing?" Shuu asked, weirded out by his obnoxious ability to think out loud. Obviously, because Heinz lacked a fully functioning brain.
This chapter is just me hating on him, and I would expect you to collectively hate on him too – if you are a person of culture, that is.
"Swine!" Heinz cried, "Why must you stand here, you spineless corpse?"
Fuck you, chemically processed tomato ketchup.
"I apologize?" Shuu made a face, but then yawned, "What are you doing here?"
Heinz huffed like a mean girl, and then finding his way out of the awkward conversation, he spoke, "I was minding my own business."
"By eavesdropping?"
"I will sacrifice you!"
"Yeah, yeah," Shuu walked off, chuckling to himself on the way.
And just like that, the expired ketchup lord was embarrassed for the first time.
HELL YEAH!
Yeah, I told you. OOC at its best.
But I loved writing it, though XD
Did you enjoy it? I'm low-key expecting some reviews for this, hehe :D
Thanks for reading! I love you!
All the love,
Diamond Shyn