Blood Scenario

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Chapter 41: Colossal Disappointment

Maddie's POV

"Bitch, did you just erase our memories?"

"Yes, yes, I did!" the tomato juice seller spoke, "I saved you from my monster of a son!"

I looked at Subaru, whose fists were balled up, and he was trembling, staring at the ground.

How dare this hoe make my guy sad? My protective mama mode turned on faster than your girl in bed.

I walked up to Daddy Long Hair and thundered, "HE'S NOT A FUCKING MONSTER! YOU ARE ONE!"

"And now, you are one too," the epitome of shamelessness spoke so slyly that I wanted to punch that nacho nose of his.

I fumed, contemplating whether or not to bring my gun and shoot him down, but then again, I didn't want to have an earful from Reiji. So I spat out, "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ALL CREATURES! EVEN ROACHES WON'T ACCEPT YOU IN THEIR RACE!"

"How dare you?!" he raised his hand to hit me, probably, but within a blink, his hand was held and halted by someone else, who stood between him and me. And judging by the mop of white hair, I knew that my knight had come to save me.

"GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU COLOSSAL DISAPPOINTMENT!" Tomato brand man used up all of his vocabulary in that one sentence, and Subaru left his hand, saying, "I won't let you hurt her again."

"Marry me," I spoke in a daze, and he turned around in a jiffy, his eyes wide and his face flushed crimson.

"The fuck, Maddie? This isn't the time!" he yelled.

"But this could be our dreamy and dramatic proposal wherein you say yes and then we marry and have a bunch of kids and retire-"

"SHUT UP!"

"Okay, master."

"Can YOU NOT?"

"You clearly aren't mature enough to have meaningful conversations," Karl bro (ew) fixed his coat, and then announced, "All of you, deal with this nuisance by yourselves. My job here is done."

"So, uh, father," Reiji spoke like a butler, "Shall you proceed back?"

"Right this instant!" the main target of the author's roasts declared, "Cannot bear to live with such a low-life anymore."

"I'LL SHOW YOU WHO A LOW-LIFE IS, YOU TRASH-LICKING BITCH!" Subaru had to hold me back from punching the asshole right there. I was furious – there was only so much insult I could take from a douche bag like him.

"I'm better off away from this uncontrollable half-blood," he smirked like Jungkook in every fanfiction written, and it didn't really suit him.

"YEAH! YOU'RE BETTER OFF AWAY FROM ME, OR I'D HAVE FED YOU EXPLOSIVES AND COMMITTED ARSON!"

Karlheinz (wow, we actually spelled his full name) spared me one last look before departing from the room, Reiji following him, and Subaru finally pushed me away, yelling, "WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU TRYING TO DO?"

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I WAS TRYING TO DO?" I fired back.

"YOU CANNOT HARM HIM, MADDIE! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"

"UH HUH? THEN WHO IN THE HOLY FUCK JUMPED ON HIM WITH A CHAIR?"

Subaru pursed his lips, and knowing no other option to release his emotions, he punched the wall beside us, creating a dent. And then Madison the great Wilson, who is me, realized that since I was a vampire too, now, I had super strength as well.

So I took my head and banged it against the wall, creating another dent right beside his, "AHAHA! SCORE!"

"ARE YOU CRAZY?" Subaru came rushing to me to check for any injuries, and hehe, guess who's melting his exterior? ;)))

"I'm okay! See, I have super strength! I can save Bella from that car in Twilight too- ah, ew, let's not mention that now," I rambled on and on, and Subaru winced when he saw blood rushing out of my head. He was trying hard not to pounce on me, now that I was also a vampire (and the girl he secretly had a crush on huehue), but he licked the traces of my blood on his hand, and groaned.

"It's just cholesterol, babe," I informed, and he moaned, "So good…"

Yui gasped, "HE'S MOANING! AHHH, HE'S HORNY!"

Ayato was agape, "YUI, WHERE THE HECK DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD FROM?"

"Not me," Laito stepped back, and everyone turned to look at Shuu.

"What?" Shuu narrowed his eyes, and then groaned, "Come on!"

"It's probably Maddie," Kanato whispered, surprisingly in a low voice. Perhaps the loudspeaker in his throat had stopped functioning.

"I'll get you bandaged…" Subaru averted his eyes as he spoke that, redness spreading on his face. Ayato and Laito hooted. Subaru clicked his tongue at their behavior.

"Okay, my prince."

"Shut up."

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