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Chapter 43: The Cause Of Chaos

Maddie's POV

After a long while, the peopl- er, one person and seven vampires, sat relieved on the dining table, the Heinz Pvt. Ltd. guy finally out of the house.

I plopped down on the chair, "The cause of chaos is finally gone!"

Everyone turned to look at me in disbelief, and I questioned, "What?"

"Madison, you are the cause of chaos in this house," Reiji spoke, raising his eyebrows.

"Excuse me?" I asked, placing a hand on my chest to show that I was offended, but offensiveness is only what I say, not I feel.

I'm not sure if it made sense, but shut up and take it. I failed in school, anyway.

"What are you so offended about? Didn't you just punch the shit outta my nose?" Subaru snapped.

"HOLD UP!" Ayato exclaimed, "YOU TOLD ME YOU HURT YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!"

Laito gasped, "DID YOU JUST GET PUNCHED BY HER?"

Yui hooted, "THIS IS ALL THE ENEMIES-TO-LOVERS ROMANCE I'VE NEEDED IN MY LIFE! MY OTP, OH MY FUUUUUUUUCK-"

"CAN YOU SHUT UP?" Subaru slammed his hand on the dining table, accidentally breaking it in half and letting all the food fall to the ground.

"Well, would you look at that," Shuu chuckled.

"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?" Kanato yelled, "MY SWEETS!"

"WhY ArE YoU LaUgHinG?" I mimicked him in a comical way, making Yui snort the wine she was drinking and then end up coughing, because the wine went down her wind pipe.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY YUI?" Ayato shrieked, "SHE'LL DIE LIKE THIS!"

"OR SHE CAN GROW SEAWEED IN HER LUNGS!" I suggested, high-fiving Laito.

"Did you fail in science?" Reiji massaged his temples.

"What do you think, Romeo?" I smirked, "Failed science by three marks. Get a record like me, shawty."

"I don't want to-" Reiji couldn't even complete when Shuu intervened, "Failed by two marks."

"DUUUUUDE! WHY WOULD YOU STEAL MY THUNDER?" I cried dramatically while Yui coughed and low-key died in the background.

"MADDIE!" Subaru growled, "SHUT UP NOW!"

"WOW, OOHH MAN, HE'S HOT HOT HOT," I started singing Wow by 3RACHA, and he had a huge question mark hovering over his head – or maybe I was high on oxygen to be able to see it.

Maddie druggie era begins (or when was it ever over?)!

"Guys, let's make a poem!" I suggested in the middle of chaos, as Yui coughed to death with Ayato in a corner, Kanato collecting food on the floor and trying to feed it to his teddy (I really don't know what goes on in his head), Laito laughing at Subaru, who was mending the bandage on his nose, Shuu falling off his chair while sleeping, and Reiji just standing amidst the chaos, looking around and having no idea what in the holy hell to do.

Maybe they were right. Maybe I am the cause of chaos.

SIGMA FEMALE I GUESS?

MADDIE BOSS GIRL ERA BEGINS?

"Yes, let's make a poem," Laito clapped his hands, I'll begin! Uh… this is the poem of love!"

"As weird as a heroine-high dove," Ayato continued.

"Like burning food on a gas stove," Yui added between her fits of cough.

"…Because matches are made in the sky above," Subaru hung his head in shame at the addition to our collective poetry.

"And the worst thing in this world is a clove," Kanato nonchalantly joined.

"Also, a BDSM glove," Shuu contributed… or at least tried to.

"But six feet under is a dead body I'll shove," I added.

All of us collectively looked at Reiji, hoping he'll add something to the mix, but he sighed…

AND SPOKE, "But, in the end, I never really got some ladylove."

"AYEEE! REIJI!"

Yeah, it's free crack. I should charge money from druggies for free drugs like this chapter.

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