Well, after the OK 1st opening chapter, the stupid 2nd chapter, and the just plain degusting 3rd chapter, I guess its time for the 4th chapter. I am so sorry I haven't updated, I've been busy...(Shifty eyes)...Well, yeah...

Thanks to all my reviewers, too.


In The Office (heh..heh..)

(Tira, Taki, Maxi, Yunsung, and Sophitia sit at office computers, working like people in offices and doing office stuff. Maxi gets up, off of his computer, and leans on the desk where Sophitia's working..)

Maxi: Hey...Sophitia

Sophitia: No.

Maxi: Why ya sayin no for? You don't even know what I'm going to ask.

Sophitia: Does it go something along the lines of "Will you go out for a drink with me?"

Maxi: (embaressed look) Maybe...

Sophitia: Not intrested.

Maxi: - ( (goes back to his computer)

(Tira, Taki and Yunsung are watching, and trying to supress their laughter...)

Maxi: Shut up, all of you!

(They laugh even more)

(Zasalamel's the boss. He comes out of his office to see what's happening)

Zasalamel: What the hell is going on?

Taki: -cough- Nothing, sir.

Zasalamel: Didn't sound like nothing...

Tira: Well sir, you know how Maxi is crushing on-

(Taki covers her mouth)

Zasalamel: Well, you'd better behave, 'cause we've got an inspector round in a few minutes...Slip up, and you'll be fired. You got that?

All except Zasalamel: Yes, sir...

----Later------

(the inspector arrives. The workers, are, well, working and Yunsung looks up to see a horrible sight.)

Yunsung: (to Maxi, just as the inspector walks in, and really loud..) Maxi, are you Whacking Off!

(Yes, indeed. Maxi IS whacking off. If you don't know what I mean by that, lets just say he's beating a couple of tennis balls. If you're confused by that, he's wanking, OK?)

Inspector: What was that foul Profanity I just heard?

Yunsung: Geez...it's like being back at school..

Inspector: Just wait what the boss has to say! (stalks out)

Maxi: (smirk on his face) Well, Yunsung...I suppose its the last we'll be seeing of you...isn't it? I'm pretty sure you'll be fired...

Yunsung: Just shut up, you elvis-haired retarded wanker! (Just as the boss and the inspector walk in)

Yunsung: (looks at them, worried) I'm fired, aren't I?

Zasalamel: Clear your desk and GET OUT OF HERE!

Yunsung: At least let me argue my case. Did you see what Maxi was doing?

Tira: (big eyes, excited) Trust me, I saw!

Maxi: Oh great, the ugly one likes me.

Tira: (jealous) Yeah well it's only 'cause Sophitia is a blonde bimbo that you like her! She can't even fight!

Sophitia: (Readies weapon) I'll show you, you bitch with an abnormal fashion sense!

Taki: (Stands up) Hey, hey, at least Tira's got a style. You're just a plastic barbie doll!

Sophitia: Oh, so now the woman who can't afford a bra is going to butt in!

(Nobody realised, but Zasalamel was getting mad- seriously mad)

Zasalamel: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE ALL FIRED!

-----Later--------

(Taki, Tira, Maxi, Sophitia and Yunsung sit on the ground outside the office, bored.)

Yunsung: Geez...I'm bored.

Maxi: All of us fired in one day? That has got to be a record or something...

Taki: What are we gonna do? We've tried almost everything. I mean, me, Tira, Talim, Maxi, Yunsung, Seung Mina, Raphael, Setsuka and Kilik tried to be on the news, but most of us quit.

Maxi: Well, that was after Seung Mina started doing that "Pimp My House" Program with Hwang, and caught me and the others at Zasalamel's house...

Sophitia: Ugh. And I had to quit doing my Grecian cooking show with Cassandra...

Tira: Hey, why don't we go see Astroroth? He hasn't made an appearance in ages...

Yunsung: Yeah...in like, one chapter...

Taki: Come on, then, lets go!

(They set off)