Oddities
My husband Otho and I happen not to trust that cunning little hobbit, Bilbo Baggins. He is up to something, any respectable hobbit can tell that. Whenever Otho tries to talk to him about his will, he changes the subject or ignores him completely – fancy that!
Of course, it is no surprise: everyone knows that my poor relative is cracked, (all the fault of that busybody, Gandalf) but that gives him no right to ignore all of our attempts to find out what he has planned for Bag End. There is only one thing to say about the whole thing: Bilbo Baggins is odd and odd he shall be for the rest of his days, if you ask me.
A/N: I hope this passes as an oddity, not simply odd. I wrote two versions of this, and, while both were oddities, this one was slightly more odd than the first. :) Please review and tell me what you thought!