This idea occured to me as I was reading some stories and I was like : "Why haven't I done something like this yet? It's bound to be funny."
So I present to you, The Adventures of Sissy Britches
"Do it, Do it!" giggled the Dark Lord.
"Ssh! Hold on!" Lucius snapped, squirting out the rest of the can.
Voldemort stood, trying to be as menacing as possible. The Dark Lord gracefully and evilly whipped out a feather and began to lightly rub it across Snape's face.
Lucius was trying to suppress his laughter, but couldn't help squealing like a girl when Snape slapped his hand to his face.
Pow. Shaving cream.
"OOO!" squealed Voldemort with delight. "I knew he'd do it!" and with that, the Dark Lord skipped away to go watch Jeopardy….
Snape sat with his arms crossed on the couch, pouting. He always hated Jeopardy.
Alex Trebeuk was talking. "Who is regarded as the most recent evil villain of his time?"
"Oh! Oh!" Voldemort bounced up and down like a kid in class, raising his hand. "Pick me! Pick me!"
Alex: You have 30 seconds, go.
"Oh, uh, Mr. Pib?" asked Crabbe.
"No you fool! Mr. Pib is not an evil villain! Mr. Pib is soda" Snape said.
"But it has bubbles! Bubbles are evil!"
"They are not!"
"Sure they are! Look at the Matador!" Crabbe said this because Voldemort wanted to be called that this week. Last week, it was Twinkle Toes.
Voldemort giggled and popped the bubble he had blown. "MWHAHAHA! Supreme power is mine!"
Alex: Ok then, Marie what's your answer?
"Oh! It's gotta be me," Voldemort said, calming down.
"That's what you said at Miss Magical back in 95…" Lucius said quietly.
"THAT CROWN SHOULD'VE BEEN MINE!" Voldemort roared. "I looked so much better in a two piece than stupid Veela girl.
Alex: Hilter is correct!
"WHAT?" Voldemort stood up in shock. "NO! THEY'RE WRONG! WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!" he began jumping up and down on the couch.
"I hate it when he gets like this." Goyle said to Crabbe.
"Yeah," he replied. "He did the same thing after he lost America's Next Top Model."
"DON'T REMIND ME!" The Dark Lord cried. He ran off to his room to play his music loud.
"This is how it's going to be everyday, isn't it?" asked Johnson.
"You don't even know the half of it," replied Peter.
Review! If there's anything you'd like to see them do, suggest it and if I like it, it shall be done!
Here's a Sneak Peak of things to come:
Open a bakery shop and sell biscuits of evil,
Sock-em Bopper War
Voldemort goes on Dancing with the Stars