Disclaimer: Don't own anyone except maybe a potato chip or 2 but that's all!
Chapter 3: Birds of Paradise
"Kouga!" Where in the world are you taking me?" Kagome yelled as she jumped out of Kouga's arms when they reached the den.
Shippo jumped out of Kagome's hair.
"Well……I kind of shared some of the Potato chips with our neighbor, the Birds of Paradise and-" Kouga was cut off.
"You shared potato chips with what birds?"
Kouga pointed to the round bird with two blue things on top that were flying towards the den with a great big smile on its face.
"-And I kind of ran out and they are expecting more food."
"So…why are you sharing?"
"Because they promised not to devour our wolves if I shared the potato chips!"
"Okay…so what you're asking for are more potato chips?"
"Uh…. yah" Kouga said as he scratched his cheek.
"Fine, I owe you anyways." Kagome said as she pulled a bag of potato chips out of her yellow backpack.
"Thank you so much Kagome!"
Just then, the Bird of Paradise landed outside of Kouga's den causing a big WOOSH.
"Must have Potato chip! Must have Potato chip!" They chanted.
The birds' eyes went blurry and suddenly, they imagined Kouga's leg as a potato chip.
"Your leg! It looks so delicious!" They said.
Kouga pulled out his spear and went to kick the bird. The birds chewed on his leg and it started bleeding. Kouga screamed because of the pain. Just then, Inuyasha arrived. He pulled out his Tetsusaiga and sliced the bird in half.
Kouga fell to the ground and Kagome ran to his side.
"Kouga! Kouga! Are you okay?" Kagome yelled.
"Now's my chance to kill that flea bag!" Inuyasha said as he raised his Tetsusaiga.
Kagome got up with her arms spread wide open blocking Inuyasha from hurting Kouga.
"Kagome! Get out of the way so I can kill that flea bag!" Inuyasha shouted.
"No!" Kagome turned and saw Ginta and Hakkaku standing there.
"Hakkaku! Ginta! What are you doing? Take Kouga to safety!"
"Err! Right Sister!" Hakkaku and Ginta said as they pulled Kouga away with the rest of the wolves surrounding them.
"Kagome! What are you doing! Why did you let that mutt go! And how do you know those two!"
"Why do you care! It's none of your business so stay out of it! And if you hadn't noticed, that bird you just killed had a Shikon shard in it!"
"We know, we've already tooken it out." Sango said.
"Inuyasha, your really should pay more attention." Shippo said.
"I don't need all of you lecturing me like that!" Inuyasha said. "And why were those birds after that mutt anyways?"
"Um….food?" Kagome answered.
"Kouga doesn't look too tasty." Miroku said.
"Shut up!" Sango whispered to Miroku.
Inuyasha turned to go back.
"Hey! Inuyasha! Where are you going?" Shippo asked.
"Back to Kaede's hut. And you guys are supposed to know that!"
"No we aren't!" Kagome said.
Inuyasha just turned and ran back.
"Kagome, Shippo, Miroku and Sango got on Kirara and chased after Inuyasha.
Kaede's Hut
"Ye must be tired from running all the way back, Inuyasha" Kaede said to Inuyasha.
"Feh! I'm not a human like you." Inuyasha said.
"Why did ye not come back with Lady Kagome?"
"Because I didn't feel like it and stop asking me stupid questions!"
"Whatever ye say." Kaede said.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled as she walked into Kaede's hut.
"What do you want Kagome? I'm surprised you even followed me back."
"It wasn't a very far distance." Sango said.
"Whatever. Why don't you go back to your own time Kagome and stop following us around?" Inuyasha said.
That made Kagome mad.
"Sango, can I borrow Kirara for a while?"
"Sure but where are you going Kagome?"
"Feh! She misses her boyfriend, Kouga, already."
"I'M GOING HOME IDIOT! YOU'RE SUCH A JEEEEEEEEERK!" Kagome yelled as she stomped out of the hut.
"Ye must have made her very mad to make her leave like that." Kaede said.
"Whatever!" Inuyasha said as he rolled his eyes.
Fun time! Yay! I sound retarded right now. Anyways, please R&R!