Basilisk

"I won!" declared Basilisk wholeheartedly when he landed on top of the Sky Kingdom's walls, "and you got a head start and I Still won!"

"Yeah yeah..." muttered Shell.

"Ok now night!" said Basilisk.

I went down the hall and none of them had my names for a guest, wait where was my room? Did they forget me? How dare they... can I just go kill them please? Wait no you gotta ask their permission then kill them regardless right?

"Any trouble Mr. Champion?" smirked Shell

"Where is my room?" I asked, sighing.

"Go straight forward, turn right, up to flights of stairs, left, another left, and then one more flight of stairs before your room should be in one of those rooms in the hallway," said Shell simply, tapping the floors of the palace with her webbed claws.

"Wait... What? So I go straight turn right, go up a flight of stairs, then right again and then another right? Stop it! You're hurting my head!" I hissed in frustrationand I wacked a vase with my tail and Shell had to stumble to catch it before it shattered.

"No it was straight forward, turn right, up TO flights of-" Shell began.

"No no no just show me! And who gave you such ridiculous directions? I really really want to have a talk with them!" I growled, "It's like 5oclock at morning or is it night? Seriously what is it?! How do you have such good memory? Should you get mental help? Nobody should remember stuff that good!"

"It was the queen... well she handed everyone direction papers and I said I knew you so... yeah..." replied Shell calmly she was used to outbursts like these.

"Well Queen, who is named Queen anyways!? I am going to straight up- ohhh you mean the Queen... Queen Kindle, argh I cant murder ANYONE today even though I Really want to!" whined Basilisk.

"Here are the directions and good night, try not to break any more vases," Shell said trotting up the first flight of stairs after handing me the notes scribbled down, I decided to ignore the last bit.

"Hmm ok how do I figure this out, oh wait it's upside down," I thought while following the directions, "Mmmhm up these stairs and I should be here!"

None of the doors said my name, oh wait this one said the lizard named dude starting with B. Well that's not insulting, another name of a person I really really really want to have a talk with that will end in glorified vengeance and what better vengeance is there then death?

I entered my room and it looked alright, I wondered what Shell got for a moment before I closed my eyes and went to sleep.

By the time I woke up the sun was already high in the sky, it was already noon! And the games had already started of course, why didn't Shell at least knock on my door? I hurried down the palace guest rooms camouflaged in case someone saw me. And wait... SHELL WAS FIGHTING AGAIN!? Once is weird, twice is super suspicious.

"Ok this is getting weirder and weirder," I thought as I sat down, "First she is fine with fighting, then she is not, and then she is fighting! What is going on!?

Well might as well enjoy the show and interrogate Shell later.

"Shell argh stab them there! WHY DID YOU NOT STAB! No grab them by the horns! Bite their tail! WAT ARE U DOING!? OH wait that actually worked... KILL THEM NOWWW! DEATH DEATH DEATH! Argh no don't let them get up!? Oh wait the queen told you that! JUST FINISH THAT! ARGHHH!" I screamed from the back of the stands, ok why was everyone looking at me as if I was crazy, why is this so darn irritating!? ( Editor's note: It's like when you watch your favorite youtuber play a game your good at and they are horrible and your screaming at the scream like this )

Finally the estructionating game as over, and Shell won somehow... ok now is my time to speak to her since its lunch time! ANd I have not even had Breakfast!

"Shell what the heck are you doing?" I asked her.

"Basilisk what are you doing here? I did not know you watched the games! Do you remember me? I was your friend from ages ago! Time sure flies!"

"What? Wait why are you here? And nO whatever prank your playing Shell its not funny anymore!" I said turning a shade of orange and flicking my tail back and forth irritably on the column Shell was on.

"Didn't you get the mail letter? I mean it was 10 years ago and I never sent another one so uhh should I-

"Nope!" I growled whisking off into the sky grumbling. Whatever dumb prank this is it is not funny! At ALL! I am not going to talk to Shell until she stops this nonsense.