OH MY GOD IM UPDATING! IT IS SOO AMAZING! I'm sorry I didn't update since….May 14th last year….OH MY GOD THAT'S LIKE…MORE THEN A YEAR AGO! AHHHHHH! –pleads on ground for forgiveness- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry but I had a good reason! There was this "plan" at the end of my chapter and I well…forgot it….BUT NOW I HAVE DONE BETTER! I hope…please don't be expecting so much from me seeing as I have not updated in so long…

Chapter 6: The Plan and Kagome's Little Venture

"Now?" Sango asked.

"No," Miroku said.

"Now?" Sango asked again.

"No," Miroku said.

"Now?" Sango asked AGAIN.

"No," Miroku said.

"WHEN!" Sango yelled. –Flames shooting from Sango's ears-

"Now," Miroku said.

And through this dark night, no one had suspected a thing.

Next Day

Inuyasha often didn't sleep in and stayed awake most of the night, but today for some odd reason, he had actually gotten some sleep, not to mention sleeping in quite late.

Inuyasha got up and stretched. His stomach growled really really loudly.

"Damn, I'm hungry," Inuyasha said as he scowled around for food.

Half an hour later, he arrived back with a dead pig as he set a fire to cook the pig.

Inuyasha looked around. His senses were really slow today.

Inuyasha munched on the food he had made, "Not so bad," he commented on his cooking.

Once again Inuyasha looked around. Something was odd around here, he couldn't tell though.

After Inuyasha had finished his food, he went to begin his search for any demons. He knew Kagome was no longer with him, so his wonderful idea was to hunt down any demon he sensed and if any seemed abnormally strong, he would think that it contained a shard of the jewel.

Of course this plan wasn't really sensible but it's the most he could do.

So off he went, searching for demons.

Still, something was odd to him. And STILL he couldn't put his finger on it. Was he that much of an idiot? Yes, yes he was.

Only minutes into Inuyasha's wonderful ideas, he had taken down at least 50 little demons that had gotten in his way. He continued until he had taken down hundreds of demons that got in his way. He spent the whole day at it. Finally at the end of the day, he returned back to his own private hut. No shards, all day, taking down hundreds- no- thousands of monsters, and no shards.

Once again his poor stomach was growling. Once again he went out to get his own food.

For the next week, he continued the same routine. Over and over again. Still at the end of the week, no shard.

Inuyasha looked around after his week's work.

"What am I missing here…?" He asked himself.

He looked around, the landscape was the same, the scent was the same. But, no, something was different. He searched around. Everything was the same. He sat down to think. What was going on? He KNEW something was different….something was missing…but what…..? Finally, FINALLY, it hit him.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE SANGO, MIROKU AND SHIPPO!" He screamed.

Everyone in the village came out and stared at him, everything in the forest came out and stared at him, everyone in the next couple villages came out and stared into the direction of this racket, everyone from everywhere around him had heard him.

Inuyasha of course, was very, VERY slow. Sango, Miroku, and Shippo were missing, no doubt. But anyone with an IQ above 2 would've noticed right away, the morning they woke up, that they were missing. Unfortunately, Inuyasha's IQ was 1. So naturally, he wouldn't have noticed.

What. An. Idiot.

So, exactly… where did Sango, Miroku, and Shippo run off to? Right at this very moment. Sango, Miroku, and Shippo:

"Ah…This is the life…" Shippo said as he swam around in the beautiful and relazing hot springs.

"I'll say, this was a wonderful idea." Sango said as she closed her eyes and took in the warmth of the hot spring.

"Oh yes…" Miroku said, in the next hot spring, with the rocks dividing them.

"Lovely…" Sango said.

"Ah…." They all said as they melted into the hot springs.

"Away from Inuyasha…" Shippo said, in heaven.

"Away from Inuyasha. It's wonderful." Sango said.

"Of course," Miroku said.

"Meow…" Kirara said, also agreeing.

And back with Inuyasha:

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Inuyasha yelled, and yelled, and yelled, and yelled.

Inuyasha tried picking up their scent, but all he could smell was some odd scent of flowers and something else. He tried to search for tracks, but all he found was a hard flat patch in the soil. He tried to find any pieces of cloth from their clothes stuck on the branches or anywhere they could've been caught on. No-thing.

Inuyasha was freaking out. He was going delirious. This just proves how sad he is.

And Kagome?

"Kouga, this is an amazing dinner!" Kagome said, tasting the food that was served to the wolf clan.

"Isn't it?" Kouga said, in agreement.

"This all tastes sooo good!" Kagome said, trying every dish.

"Ah yes, but nothing compares to the wonderful taste of your ramen and chips." Kouga said.

"Maybe, but this is definitely really good." Kagome said.

"Of course, only the best is served to you." Kouga said.

He lifted up his glass into the air.

"HERE'S TO US, FINDING THE SHIKON JEWEL!" Kouga cheered.

All the wolf demons put their glasses into the air and cheered, as did the wolves, just not the lifting the glass part.

"With the help of Kagome of course," Kouga added.

The cheering continued as Kagome felt herself blush through all the attention she was getting.

'Inuysaha never gave me this much attention,' Kagone thought.

Kagome, however, felt a new kind of happiness that she had never felt before.

It was being with Kouga.

Kouga noticed Kagome staring off into space smiling.

"Hey," he said, when the party was over.

"Oh, hey," Kagome said, a little startled. (a/n: wow, I haven't used the world 'startled' in like forever)

"Enjoyed our little party?" Kouga asked.

"Yeah, of course!" Kagome replied.

"That's good to hear," he said, as he smiled.

Kagome just smiled back. Inuyasha had never asked for her opinions before.

"Well, I'll be getting ready for bed now." Kagome said as she got out some clothes that some females from the wolf clan had delivered to her.

"You're wearing those?" Kouga asked.

"Well, I haven't got any OTHER clothes so I guess so!" Kagome said.

"Oh, I see. Well do enjoy your clothes, they look comfortable enough." Kouga said.

"Really? Have you ever tried them on?" Kagome asked, getting an idea.

"Um…Kagome I'm no crossdresser." Kouga said.

"Oh yeah?" Kagome laughed as she immediately jumped for Kouga and tried to pull the clothing threw Kouga's head to put it on.

"Hey!" Kouga yelled as he tried to get Kagome off.

Kagome kept laughing. Kouga couldn't move since Kagome was SITTING on him and she had gotten the clothes at least half on now.

Kouga finally managed to throw Kagome right off and Kagome was dropped back onto her bed. Too late, however, the beautiful BRA was already on Kouga and buckled.

"What? What is this?" Kouga asked as he looked down onto the bra that was on him.

"It's called a bra. It's supposed to hold up your breasts." Kagome burst out laughing.

"Kagome!" He said as he TRIED to take it off but somehow got tangled in it. Now it was stuck on his head but his arms were still stuck in the straps.

"AHH HELP GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!" Kouga yelled.

Kagome couldn't stop laughing. Seeing Kouga's face, and in a bra, stuck! It was hilarious.

"Kagome stop laughing and get this thing off!" He demanded.

Ginta and Hakkaku just HAPPENED to be walking down that hall and just HAPPENED to walk past Kagome's room and just HAPPENED to see Kouga…stuck….in a brassiere.

Immediately, their faces went red as they tried to hold in their laughter.

Tough luck. They burst out laughing, and joined Kagome in her reign of laughter.

"STOP LAUGHING AND GET THIS THING OFF!" He struggled more.

Kouga started blushing from the embarrassment.

"Ok, ok, I pity you now." Kagome said. Wasn't so convincing. She was still laughing like crazy.

She unbuckled the bra and took it off of Kouga.

"Thank you! Bras, they're devilish things, very very dangerous. A huge safety hazard."

Kouga said, blushing

Kouga coughed uncomfortably and quickly said, "Ginta, Hakkaku, off to your rooms, NOW!"

"Y-Yessir!" They said, trying to keep straight faces as they ran off to their rooms.

"Well, THAT made a huge fool of me." He said to Kagome.

"Haha…sorry about that, LORD Kouga," Kagome said.

"And as your punishment…" He said.

"Punishment?" Kagome asked, nervously.

"Of course," He said as he jumped onto the bed right next to Kagome and immediately started tickling the heck out of her.

Kagome was soo sensitive to being tickled. Immediately she started laughing like crazy. Even tears started forming in her eyes from being tickled.

"MERCY!" She yelled.

"Oh no," he said, "No mercy for you." He continued tickling her until she fell off the bed.

"Well, that wasn't expected!" He said, seeing Kagome on the floor, breathing from all the laughter.

She threw a pillow at him and started tickling him back.

"HEY!" He yelled but couldn't help but go crazy laughing either.

"That's what you get!" She said as she buried him in a mountain of pillows then sat on them.

Poor Kouga, defeated by a girl.

They kept playing and attacking each other until it got very late.

Kagome yawned.

"Better get to sleep now Kagome," He said.

"Yeah." She yawned again.

"Good night," He said as he planted a kiss on her cheek.

Kagome blushed badly but she smiled.

"Night," she said.

He turned off the lights in the room (a/n: Yes it is an amazingly built cave….or whatever it is.)

"Sweet dreams," he said.

"Yeah," she said, and fell asleep.

Kouga had developed feelings towards Kagome. She wasn't just a tool to be used for his and his clan's own welfare. She was an actual human being. Someone he knew he cared for. Someone he knew he loved. She was someone that he had experienced the most fun with, ever.

Little did Kagome know, but inside, she was starting to feel something for Kouga as well. No one had predicted this in each other.

I almost forgot about Sango, Miroku, and Shippo. Well back to them now.

They were laughing like crazy at their wonderful schemes and plans that they had used.

"Genius, Miroku. Only you would go through Kagome' backpack and stole her bottle of perfume before so Inuyasha wouldn't be able to catch any scent of us." Sango complimented.

"But who was the genius who found that bottle of medicine that makes you drowsy in Kagome's First Aid Kit to put Inuyasha to sleep? It was you, Sango." Miroku said.

"This is making me sick…" Shippo said, pretending to vomit.

"Meow…" Kirara agreed.

"And Shippo, shippo, you're the genius who thought of pouring water over our tracks to make the soil lvled and hard so no prints would remain!" Sango said.

"Yeah, but, Kirara's the real genius for running us through the forest so our clothes wouldn't be caught anywhere on branches." Shippo said.

"We're all geniuses." Miroku said, he liked the sound of that. 'Miroku, the genius' instead of 'Miroku, the pervert.'

And BACK to poor poor Inuyasha.

Inuyasha never slept, that whole night, he spent it staying awake and trying to pick up any clues. No luck. Well something tells us all that Inuyasha sooo deserved that.

So, everyone's happy now. Except Inuyasha of course, but who cares about him? Nah, I'm just kidding, but something like that.

I UPDATED PEOPLE! AREN'T YOU SO PROUD OF ME? AND IT'S LONGER! WAY LONGER! I'm sorry if people are kinda saddened that it's not really what they expected but…I'm sorry….PLEASE DO NOT BE DEPRESSED AT HOW SAD I AM! Please R&R….Flames I really don't want…I'm sorry….BOO HOO HOOOOO