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Drabble the Second: State Alchemist?

Scar walked down the streets, hands in pockets and not doing anything in particular. Then, a military jeep pulled up beside him and a strange man with blond spiky hair and a cigarette hanging out of his mouth poked his head out of the driver's window.

"Hey, boss, you forgot this yesterday," the man called, and tossed something to Scar, who caught it with a slightly bewildered expression. He looked down and saw that it was a silver State Alchemist's watch. Now he was really confused.

He blinked and said the first thing that came to mind, "Boss?"

"Well, yeah, you outrank me now, major."

"Major?"

The man leaned out further, "Hey, you feeling all right, boss?"

Scar blinked again, and held up the watch, "This is…mine?"

"Yep."

"So I'm a…"

"State Alchemist. Everyone was pretty surprised…"

Scar couldn't hear him anymore, and just stared blankly at the watch in his hands. 'State Alchemist…State Alchemist…I'm a State Alchemist…' echoing in his head over and over and over…

Red eyes snapped open, and Scar looked wildly around himself. Seeing no man in a jeep, and no silver watch, he sighed in relief. 'Just a nightmare, thank Ishbala. I will never go around killing State Alchemists right before I go to sleep ever again…'

A/N: Hahahahaha! Oh, the things that are spawned from those 'Things Characters Would NEVER Say' lists…the one I got this one from was Scar saying "Hello, I'm here to take the State Alchemist's Exam…". You know, I like this idea of Scar being a State Alchemist; it's funny as hell. I might actually expand it into a story one of these days…but in the meantime…-stamps copyright on it- MY idea. MINE. Now I'll answer reviews.

Anasazi Darkmoon: Thanks. I don't think Al could hate anyone either. Glad you think I did Scar properly. Oh, and you're welcome for reviewing your story. It's really funny and good (and so is Gladiator, by the way).
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