JEDI POWER BATTLES!

Okay, just so you all know (in case you did not), there actually is a game called Jedi power battles for Playstation. Yeah. I have played it, and it kind of sucks, so I took the liberty of making it into a kind of Mortal combat-ish thing. But yeah. Whatever. Enjoy the crazy antics of the Star wars House (and sorry that it's so short again; I'll try to make the next one longer).

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Anakin and Obi-wan sat on the couch in the living room playing Jedi Power Battles on PS2. Anakin was playing as Qui-gon as Obi-wan played as himself.

"Dude, this sucks!" Anakin exclaimed, pressing random buttons on the controller of the PS2. "I mean, they don't even have me on this stupid game!"

Obi-wan let out a small sigh before returning to beating Anakin. "Well, for one, you were just a little kid when this game was made. Second of all, you suck anyway!"

The Imperial March played as Obi-wan struck down Anakin's character with a fatal blow to the head. "YEEESH!" Obi-wan threw the controller onto the ground, jumped to his feet and began to do a victory dance. Anakin threw his controller on the ground and started shouting random obscenities at the television.

Suddenly, at the entryway to the living room, Padme appeared in a tight leather bodice, matching leather skirt, and thigh high leather boots. (a/n imagine Tomb Raider except smaller boobs, no DSL, and Padme's face plastered on this.)

"Oh, Booyys," Padme said sexily, leaning up against the side of the doorframe. She was ignored because the "boys" were now rolling around on the floor, wrestling for the television remote.

"Mud wrestling babes!" Obi-wan shouted, attempting to bite off Anakin's ear.

"Babes wrestling in mud!" Anakin yelled back, his voice muffled by Obi-wan's arm in his mouth.

"Men," Padme muttered as she walked, well, limped out of the room.

"MUD WRESTLING BABES!"

"BABES WRESTLING IN MUD!"

Padme's head reappeared at the living room entrance. "THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME GOD DAMN THING!"

Obi-wan and Anakin stopped for a moment, and both stared at Padme, looking dumbfounded. "No, they are not!" they shouted in unison.

Padme shook her head, sighed, and disappeared again without a word, leaving the two to kill each other. About a minute or so later, a large thump and a moan was heard from the kitchen. Anakin and Obi-wan sprung to their feet and dashed into the kitchen, where they found Padme and (a/n who would have thought?) Mace Windu making out in the middle of the kitchen on the floor. Padme's top was off (a/n that seems to be happening a lot lately, no?) ,and she was on top of Mace, who was in nothing but a black Speedo (a/n shudder…)

"My eyes!" Anakin screamed, running out of the room.

"Free Porn!" Obi-wan whipped out a camcorder and started taping as Mace and Padme ran out of the room. "Come back!" Obi-wan could be heard yelling as he ran after them.

About five seconds after Obi-wan ran out of the kitchen, Yoda quickly came hobbling in. "What is this about free porn, I hear!" He looked around slowly, and after seeing that there was no free porn (a/n shame, eh?) , he made a humphing noise and left the room.

Somewhere in one of the bathrooms in the Star Wars house, Anakin was trying to clean his eyes out with ammonia (a/n what a smart one, eh?). Obi-wan was still trying to tape Padme and Mace, but they had found a safe spot and were now… well, you get the point. Obi-wan was sad, so he taped himself making funny faces at a picture of a llama.

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Er, yeah, sorry. Just review it. I'll put another one up soon.