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Drabble the Eighth: Think About It
The entire military community was in an uproar. At long last, the infamous State Alchemist killer, Scar, had been captured and sentenced. Nobody knew exactly what he had been sentenced to, and the rumors were running wild. But the reality would turn out to trump everything they could have possibly come up with.
Scar stood, handcuffed and surrounded by armed guards whose guns were all aimed at him and ready to fire at the slightest attempt by him to escape, before the person who seemingly was going to deliver his punishment. She didn't look very intimidating at all, just a batty old woman, and he glared defiantly at her as she spoke.
"Scar, you have been charged with murder of military officers, and resistance to capture. Your sentence will be thus," she adjusted her spectacles and pointed to a normal chair in the corner, "You will sit in that chair, and think about what you've done. And you will not be allowed up until you have told me why it was wrong and how you're going to make it up to us."
Scar's eyes widened as the woman calmly administered the absolute worst punishment imaginable, "You can't do that! I'm a grown man!"
"Sit!"
Scar flinched at the commanding, authoritative tone, and sulkily trudged over to the chair. Because everyone, no matter who, has a subconscious fear of mothers and their terrible punishment of 'Think about it'.
A/N: Hehe, total crack humor here. That is a terrible punishment though. Poor, poor Scar-san…
Scar: How'd I even get captured in the first place?
I dunno. It's not important to the story. Probably some kind of cheap shot trick by the bloody military. Anyway, time to answer reviews!
GalacticHitchiker42: Yay, a trophy! I'm glad you thought it was so good! X3
Moonglitter2: Yeah, weird but cute, definitely.
Anasazi Darkmoon: XD That made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair. Black leather trenchcoat...I might have to draw that...
no one's friend: Yeah, I've noticed.
LadyRiona: Actually, I'm going to be a fiction writer when I get out of college. Yep, starving writer living in a cardboard box, that's me. XD