Author's note: Well, I have to say that this new Fanfiction document manager is looking pretty cool, anyway, here's the next chapter! ENJOY!
James: Sooo......here we are...once again
Sirius: Did you bring me a monkey?
Remus: Sirius, this is a time to be serious
Sirius: But I am Sirius you can't get any siriouser than me!
Remus: I'm afraid you misunderstood me.
Sirius: Do you need a hug? Because all I've got is kisses for Mr. G. Wallaby Wiggles Wosworth...
Peter: Sirius?
Sirius: Yes my Peter Dumplings?
Peter: Shut up.
5 minutes later...
Sirius: Peter?
Peter: Yeah?
Sirius: Shut up.
Peter: Now that's not fair, I wasn't saying anything.
James: Peter, did you drink one of Sirius's milkshakes again?
Peter: What kind of a question is that?
Sirius: The kind of a question which deserves an answer.
Remus: That's all questions you moron.
Sirius: Not nessecerly, if I ask "Gee guys, why do you think it's hot out today?" You don't say anything. You shrug.
James: Sirius?
Sirius: Yes my Sugar Boogaloo?
James: That's the suns rays, melting your face off and pentrating your brain.
Sirius: Let's ask ourselves. Is that really a fair assumption?
Peter: No.
James: Peter my fine froed homieo, why ever must you be hostile?
Peter: I dunno, probably because I'm always in your company.
Remus: Then you should sue, I'm on the idea at the moment.
Sirius: THE DEFENSE RESTS!
Remus: We aren't in court Sirius.
Sirius: OH Moony, must you be so hateful? Must you?
Remus: Yes.
Sirius: Why ever so my hubbie wubbiekins?
Remus: Because you're still breathing.
Sirius: That hurt.
James: 99 bottles of butterbeer on the wall, 99 bottles of butterbeer....
Peter: Does any one have any duct tape?
Marauders: 0.0
James: No Peter, why ever would we have duct tape?
Sirius: For real dude, who has duct tape when they're duct taped to the wall?
Peter: Ohhh....right....
5 minutes later...
Sirius: You know what rhymes with Moony?
Remus: Don't Care?
Sirius: No, Silly, there's Balloony, Fafoony, loony, clooney, roony, toonie, noony....
Remus: You know what rhymes with 'blackmail'?
James: Clack Rail?
Remus: No, Jessica.
Sirius: Praise thou Remus J. Lupin, for he is the most wise and all powerful and has saved a wretch like me.
Peter: Wow. That worked.
Sirius: You know what also ryhmes with Remus?
Crickets: chirp chirp chirp
Sirius: Me neither.
Peter: Then why did you bring it up?
Sirius: Seemed like the thing to do at the time.
James: You know what we should do at a time like this?
Sirius: Sing? I know the perfect one!
Remus: NO SIRIUS DON'T YOU EVEN-
Sirius: ...:::1000 words, call out through the ages, they'll fly to you, They'll carry you home and back into my arms:::...
Peter: NOOOOOO
Sirius: ....:::::Suspended on silver wings!! OHHHH!!:::....
Marauders: SHUT UP!!!
Remus: Why must you sing all the time!?!?!?
Sirius: Cause I get bored.
Remus: Then keep yourself entertained.
James: He does, by singing.
Sirius: BAM! The defense rests.
Peter: I swear to my stiny socks that I shall kill you while you are sleeping so peacefully in your dark slumber. And I shall concoct the sweetesst poison to ever be known and slip it ever so silently into your drink and watch with great pleasure as the poison travles so smoothly down your throat and errupts in your stomach.
GINORMOUS CRICKET: CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP.
Sirius: Hold me, I'm scared.
Remus: Peter, you scare me.
James: Must go cry to mumsies.
Peter: (SHUNNED)
Sirius: That's just not cool Wormys, That's just not cool.
James: Well, I think that we should all just take 5 minutes of silence, to reflect upon what we shall do to Peter later.
7 minutes later...
Remus: Alright, who wasted two more minutes?
Crickets: chirp chirp (SPLAT)
James: Damn crickets.
Sirius: What about the ginormous cricket?
GINORMOUS CRICKET: bring...it...on...
James: Uh...he's cool...he can stay.
Remus: So who wasted two extra minutes?
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James: That's your cue.
GINORMOUS CRICKET: CHIRP CHIRP
Sirius: Me.
Remus: Whatever were you doing?
Sirius: I drew you a picture. Here, it's a flower.
Remus: What's the red square?
Sirius: A house next to the flower.
Remus. What's the green thing in the 'house'?
Sirius: Oh, that's you.
Remus: Thanks Sirius, one more thing, what's that purple thing in the sky?
Sirius: That's a bomb.
Remus: Thanks Sirius (sarcasm) Thanks a lot.
Peter: So what is my fate?
James: STRIP TEASE!
Peter: I don't want to do that!
Remus: But Snape does!
Peter: I am disgusted.
Marauders: We know Peter, we know.
Sirius: You know what Prongs?
James: What?
Sirius: Ah...never mind I shouldn't tell you...
James: That's not cool.
2 minutes later...
Sirius: You know what Moony?
Remus: I know I'll regret this, but what?
Sirius: Nah...I guess I shouldn't tell you...
Remus: Sirius?
Sirius: Yes my blue crayon?
Remus: Blue crayon?
Sirius: Yes. The unhappy crayon.
James: So what's the happy crayon?
Sirius: The Orange Crayon, that's me. You're more of a green crayon James.
James: What's that supposed to mean?
Sirius: You're a ho-hummer. Peter's the red crayon.
Peter: What horrible thing are you calling me now?
Sirius: The creepy crayon.
James: That pretty much describes Wormtail.
Sirius: You know what Wormys?
Peter: It's my brithday?
Sirius: Nah I shouldn't tell you.
MARAUDERS: JUST FRICKIN TELL US!
Sirius: Ok ok, sheesh don't be a box of blue crayons. Crayon boxes need variety.
James: Cut to the chase,
Sirius: Christy is walking away.
Remus: HEY! Where do you think you're going?
Christy: I personally think this is long enough for my readers.
Peter: So?
Christy: SOOO my job here is done.
James: Will we ever get out?
Christy: Sooner or later.
Remus: You're a procrastinator aren't you?
Christy: More or less. Now, does anyone have anything they want to say before I go do whatever?
Sirius: I do!
James: But you got to last time.
Sirius: Do you want another song?
Remus: Just let him do it James.
James: Fine go ahead Sirius.
Sirius: Thank you.
Christy: Okay, go ahead and say it.
Sirius: (In the Terminator's voice) My abs are Tonka tough.
I hope you enjoyed. As you know, has been screwy lately so....I can't post this up now, which now as in the day I typed this but I posted it as soon as I knew it was up. Now, REVIEW!!!! REVIEW REVIEW OR I SHALL SET MY GINORMOUS CRICKET ON YOU!!!!