Author's Note: wow! 2 updates in 3 days? That's insane, plus I'm still sick so yall are getting a special treat this week! Wow...I must love yall a lot!
In case anyone's wondering how the Marauders are duct taped here's the 'seating chart'
S- J -R -P
OH! the thing about Bush and Kentucky...I MADE IT UP! It never happened...lol and nobody's ever heard of it before...so stop reviewing and saying that you remeber...you little liars! LOL MOCKERY!
ENJOY:)
Sirius: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
Peter: ACK! ARGH AHH! WHAT?
Sirius: THE SKY IS FALLING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!
Peter: AHHHHHHH!
James:...Wormys...he's kidding.
Peter: Oh ok...
Remus: If I could move my hand I would smack thee.
Peter: There's just no love today...
5 minutes later...
Sirius: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
Marauders: ARGHHH ACKKK! WHAT!
Sirius: Jamesies! Your cuticles are so totally trashed!
James: OMG really?
Sirius: Like OMG yes!
James: OMG!
Sirius: Like, I have some cucumber melon scrub bubbles, if you wanna like, borrow it like, sometime.
James: OMG really?
Sirius: Like OMG yes!
Remus:...I'm lost.
Sirius: Today, I've like decided to like become like a cheerleader and what not!
James: OMG really?
Sirius: Like OMG yes!
Peter: James is just acting like he does everyday.
James: I like so totally resent that.
Sirius: Yeah Peter. You like need an attitude adjustment...or like, something!
Remus:...I don't know you. I swear! Stop following me!
Sirius: Like Jamesies, have you like met Mr. Buttons?
James: No, who's Mr. Buttons?
Sirius: He's my scrub bubble buddy!
James: Is he like, hott?
Sirius: Are you like kidding? He's squishy and plush!
James: Oh...so is he like hott?
Sirius: He's like a total hunk of scrub bubble buddy beefcake!
James: OMG really?
Sirius: Like OMG yes!
Peter: The one on the left is kinda cute, you want the one on the right?
Remus: ewww...dude that's Sirius and James!
Peter: Opps, I forgot.
Sirius: Peter, If I were amish, you would be like so totally shunned!
James: But since you're not, let's like party!
(-music plays and confetti falls-)
Peter: I think I just snuffed confetti up my nose.
Sirius: If I had pigtails, i would so totally swing them right now!
James: I can help you with that like later!
Remus: I am so creeped outta my mind right now...Unicorns are playing darts with James's fingernails...
S & J: DID SOMEBODY SAY UNICORNS?
Sirius: OMG I love unicorns!
James: OMG really?
Sirius: Like OMG...no!
James: Oh...ok...
Sirius: Jamesies, how much do you love me?
James: Um, depends...
Sirius: I'm about to ask a very big favor of you, and you'll do it...if you love me.
Peter: I don't like the way this is going...
Remus: Bad images are popping up in my head! MAKE IT STOP!
Sirius: (-deep breath-)... Sniff this tampon!
GINORMOUS CRICKET: CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
5 Minutes later...
GINORMOUS CRICKET: CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
James: OMG you're not serious are you?
Sirius: It just came out of the package and it says it's scented...NOW SNIFF IT!
James: NO!
Sirius: Oh come on! Someday we'll look back on this, laugh,...and then hastily change the subject!
James: Not by the hairs on my-
Peter: I hate it when they do this! My mind just fills in the blanks!
James: -chiny chin chin!
Peter: PHEW!
Remus: You're kinda funny...in a way that's so demonic I can't possiblely explain or understand...
Sirius: James, if you love me you will sniff it!
James: (-sniffs-) hey that does smell good.
Sirius: NO SCRUB BUBBLES FOR YOU!
James: NOOOOOOO!
Christy: SHUT UP!
Marauders:...0.0...why?
Christy: I had 103 fever last night and my head hurts!
Sirius: Whoop-dee-who-cares
Christy: You've been a little butt munch lately Sirius!
Sirius: Well if somebody hadn't stolen my socks..
Christy: What are you talking about? You stole MY socks!
Sirius: OHHHH SO NOW YOU'RE THE VICTIM!
Christy: THAT'S IT! I'm ending this story right now! I'm also going to take Mr. Buttons away!
Sirius: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Christy: You want me to take your squishy pillow too?
Sirius: Okay, Remus it's your turn to say a closing statement.
Remus: (twitch-) No amount of therapy will ever make this chapter ok...
TA DA!
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