Duct Tape Chapter 5!
Pogo sticks, Pick up lines and Popularity
James: Oh wow. A fifth chapter? How long are we going to be up here anyway?
Sirius: As long as my socks are untied.
Remus: Oh dear…here he goes again.
Sirius: mmmm…..yes….I did see the pogo stick….it was lovely
Peter: He is sooo weird.
Sirius: You're one to talk Mr. 'sit in the coroner and sharpen my knives'.
Peter: They have to be sharp!
Remus: Why?
Peter: Incase I have to use them…..
James: Why would you need to use them?
Peter: Uh….just incase.
Sirius: Lost cause guys….lost cause.
Remus: You're a lost cause Sirius.
Sirius: You know it lover.
Remus: Don't call me lover!
Sirius: Why not lover?
Remus: Because I cannot handle how weird you are.
James: I can.
Peter: Well, we know that.
………………….
Sirius: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Remus: OH MY GOODNESS!
James: oh my god what is it?
Sirius: (in tears)…heh heh…wooo that's funny
Peter: What?
Sirius: We…..hhahaha…..we call you…..(snort) Wormy!
James:…ok then
Remus: Glad you got that out of your system
Sirius: What's you middle name Remus?
Remus: ummmmm
Sirius: Hey! Nobody asked you.
Remus: You just did
Sirius: Not I.
James: Nor I.
Sirius: Are you all right Moony or is the wolf part of your brain getting to ya?
Remus: it's actually telling me to punch you right now.
Peter: Violence!
James: Oh shut up.
Peter: Why?
James: Why what?
Peter: Why should I shut up?
James: What are you talking about Wormy?
Sirius: Must be hearing things…right Moony?
Remus: Sure, why not. I'm having girl troubles anyway.
Sirius: You should use some of my pick up lines
Peter: Now why would he go and do a stupid thing like that?
James: I want to go and do a stupid thing! Let's hear 'em Padfoot.
Sirius: All right, AHEM Who's the girl?
James: PETTIGREW!
Remus: For real, weird him out, not me.
Peter: huh?
Sirius: Are your pants retarded? Cause you sure are special
Peter: oh my-
Sirius: You must've farted because you blew me away.
James: I like that one!
Sirius: Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb!
Remus: That's offensive.
James: Who cares?
Sirius: Is your dad a farmer Wormy?
Peter: no why?
Sirius: Because you have the nicest melons I've ever seen.
James: psst….Wormtail, ask Sirius what time it is.
Peter: I know I'm going to regret this… Sirius, do you have the time?
Sirius: Do you have the energy?
Remus: That's actually pretty good.
Sirius: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Peter: That's lame.
Sirius: If I were to ask you to have sex, would your answer to that question be the same as this question?
Peter:….um…er…no?
James: AHA! He's a queer!
Remus: I'm not going to disagree with you there.
Peter: Wait…I don't get it.
Sirius: Neither do I, but maybe if we try together, we can get some.
James: OOOO Burn.
Remus: You're really good at this aren't you Sirius?
Sirius: That's what your mom said last night.
James: Oh SNAP!
Peter: I can see that he knows what he's doing.
Sirius: That's what YOUR mom said last night.
James: Ouch, do you want some ice for that burn?
Sirius: You're ugly, but you intrigue me Wormy.
Peter: Same to you.
Sirius: Beauty is only one light switch away.
James: I think I said that once.
Remus: To who?
Peter: Probably Lily.
Remus: So that's why she doesn't like you. You've been taking tips from Sirius!
Sirius: Hey, Moony, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Remus: Yeah, that's why I left.
James: Schwing and a miss.
Sirius: Not cool! I'm leaving.
Peter: You can't leave
Sirius: Why not?
Remus: Because we're duct taped to the wall, which is a very good excuse for why we have so many hilarious conversations. Right Christy?
Christy: Yeah….pretty much. So, who wants to end the chapter.
Peter: PICK ME!
Christy: All right, why not, go for it.
Peter: Will shit for cheese.