Continuation from Chapter One:
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Pintel: Can we PLEASE eat now? The food is getting cold.
Will: How can you tell...
FINALLY everyone sits down and starts to eat
Barbossa: This chicken is very good!
Governor: We didn't make chicken.
Barbossa: Sorry, It's been so long and...
Bootstrap Bill's Ghost: Ohhhhh, OOhhhhh-
Will: Dad, your not scaring anyone. So just eat.
Jack: Will, my dear boy, could you please pass the rum?
Will: You mean you haven't had any yet?
Jack throws the empty bottle in front of him on to the floor
Jack: Um...no.
Will stares at Jack
Jack: Have I ever given you reason not to trust me?
Will: Umm... Yes.
Jack: Please, Will. I'll buy you a hat... A really BIG one.
Barbossa: You still owe me one!
Jack: Shut up, I'm not talking to you.
Barbossa stands up and unshethes his sword
Jack: Come on mate! All I wanted was a bottle of rum. A measly little bottle of rum! And now you want to fight!
Barbossa steps backwards
Elizabeth: NNNNNNOOOOOO!
Everyone looks at her
Elizabeth: Barbossa, you lying scoundrel! You almost stepped on the presents!
Barbossa: Terribly sorry, Miss Turner. Jack and I'll take this outside. Let's go Jack.
Jack: Alright but hold my sword for a minute. I need one more sip of rum.
Barbossa: No problem, Buddy.
Jack hands Barbossa his sword and pours himself a drink
Bootstrap Bill's Ghost: Ooooohhhhh...OOOOhhhhh...
Will: SHUT UP DAD!
Barbossa (still holding Jack's sword) tries to stab Jack
Jack: Don't even think about it, mate.
Barbossa: Oh yea, sorry. I forgot you were big, bad Captain Jack Sparrow.
Jack: Thank You! Somebody remembers my full name!
Barbossa: Oh sorry, did I say captain, I mean't Cabin Boy.
Jack: Now that's not very nice.
Barbossa: Nobody ever said it was.
Norrington: Come on peeps!
Everyone stares at him
Norrington: Ahem...ladies and gentlemen! Please! Can this be a nice Christmas dinner?
Jack: Um...lemme think about it, mate. No.
The doorbell rings
Bootstrap Bill's Ghost: I'll get it!
Flies to the door
Bootstrap Bill's Ghost: Whhhhhhoooooooooooo's There?
Will: DAD!
Bootstrap Bill's Ghost Opens Door
Christopher Walken: Hi! Whassup?
Everyone is quiet
Christopher Walken: Um...well...I think I came to the wrong place. Bye! Oh...Hi Johnny!
Jack waves
Christopher Walken walks in and looks at Pintel
Chrisopher Walken: Who's this fine lady?
Jack walks over to Christopher and rests his arm on him
Jack: Listen...Chris, buddy...two things. One, that be no girl.
Pintel looks angrily at Christopher
Christopher Walken: Oh.
Jack: Two...I'm Captain Jack Sparrow right now...not Johnny. Here's my cell number and you can call me later, savvy?
Jack ( Johnny ) gets out piece of paper and starts to write while everyone stares at them
Christopher Walken: Savvy? Is that new lingo I'm not up to date on?
Barbossa(in a mumble): Your not up to date on anything.
Jack hands the piece of paper to Christopher Walken, shakes his hand and sits down.
Christopher Walken: Thanks, Captain Jack Sparrow. I'll be going off to me Christmas dinner with Tom Cruise. Good-Bye Ya'll!
Everyone: Bye!
Christopher Walken leaves