Continuing!
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Anamarie walks up to Jack and slaps him
Jack: Now I DEFINITELY didn't deserve that one!
Anamarie: Who was he!
Mr. Cotton's Parrot: squaks Anchores away! Anchores away!
Mr. Gibbs: He...she...they're right! Who be this...Tom Cruise?
Anamaria: And Christopher Wlaken.
Jack: Never mind.
Jack sits down to finish his rum and everybody stares at the door and then to him
Jack: Have you mates noticed...that you all need lives? All you do is stare at people. That's all your been doing since the beginning of this dinner.
Norrington: Bleak...very bleak.
Elizabeth: Let us all eat now.
Elizabeth looks around
Elizabeth: Where is my father?
Will looks around
Will: And mine?
Everyone stands up..
Jack: THERE YOU GO! Doing that everyone does what everyone else is doing thing!
Anyway...everyone stands up and Will and Elizabeth go into the kitchen
Governor: Does this apron make me look fat?
Bootstrap Bill's Ghost: Nnnnooooo...nnnootttt aattt aaalll!
Will: DDDDDDAAAADDDDD!
Elizabeth: What in Norrington's name are you dooooiiiinnng?
Will (starts to panic): NO! Not you too, Mrs. Swann.
Elizabeth: I'm not- I just- ummm...
Jack: Let's all just DROP IT!
Pintel (still sitting at the table): I'm eating whether any of you like it or not!
Pintel starts digging in
Ragetti: Since its obvious we're never going to finish dinner..can we get to the presents?
EVERYONE starts to nod
Jack sighs
All of a sudden Jacoby's beard catches on fire
Everyone: FIRE!
Jack: ALL!
Jacoby starts to run around and runs into the tree which starts to catch on fire
Jack throws a bucket of water on Jacoby and Will throws one on Mr. Gibbs
Barbossa: Forget them! Save the tree!
Jack (whispers to himself ): Lousy tree hugger...
Elizabeth throws water on the tree
Pintel: At least the presents are safe!
Presents MAGICALLY set on fire
Everyone: NO!
The presents MAGICALLY um...er...UNFIRE
Jack: Now you definitely don't see that everyday, eh mate?
Everyone stares
Jack sighs again
Governor: I think we should open the presents before anything else happens.
Jacoby: No Fair.
Elizabeth: Why is that not fair?
Jacoby: No Fair.
Pippin (whispers into Elizabeth's ear): He thinks he has no presents.
Elizabeth: First of all; Oh, there are presents for you Jacoby. And second of all; WHO ARE YOU!
Frodo peeks his head through the door
Frodo: Come on Pippin. The ring is calling...
Jack(whispers to Will): Now you definitely don't see that everyday, eh mate? Little people...it's a shame about the midgits though. Obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes really.
Legolas peeks in and sees Will
Legolas and Will: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jack: Whoa! This is rather... spooky. And I know spooky.
Elizabeth starts to walk towards Legolas
Elizabeth: Why, hello.
Legolas: Hello. And to whom do I owe this pleasure?
Elizabeth sticks out her hand and Legolas puts down his bow and arrow and kisses her hand
Will: Ahem.
Jack: Now don't be gettin' your feathers in a tizzy, mate.
Barbossa: Presents?
Frodo: Legolas, Pippin please. Help me! That ring is calling...
Meanwhile Pippin is talking with one of Jack's crew...the short guy
Pippin: Oh? What? Okay.
Legolas: Good bye ma'am.
Elizabeth Giggles
Will: Elizabeth... you love me... Right?
Elizabeth(mumbles to herself): Oh ya, forgot.