Continuin--(Do i have to say it anymore?)
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Jack: That's Great! So Original!
Everyone stares
Jack: Inside joke, you wouldn't get it.
Elizabeth: I don't even get it.
A strange noise comes from the corner
Everyone turns
Jack: Why do I even bother?
Everyone still turns. They see Norrington sleeping on a chair, snoring
Barbossa: This is boring. Look at Commodore Norrington, he's snoring.
Jack: Don't do poetry, mate.
Mr. Gibbs: Somebody best be waking em' mate.
Jack rapidly shakes his head
Everyone looks at Jack
Jack: I guess that'll be me?
Everyone knods in agreement
Jack walks up to Norrington and looks at him
Jack: Wwwwoooaaaa!
Norrington still snores
Mr. Brown: When that happened to me, it took a good 'ole sword fight to wake me up.
Barbossa: No presents for him then. Oh well. Tough luck.
Everyone gathers around the half burnt, and wet tree
Elizabeth: It's so beautiful.
Jack(sarcastically): If you like dying shrubbery, then I guess so!
Elizabeth spies Legolas' bow & arrow in the corner
Elizabeth: Oh look. Legolas left his effects here. I should go give it to him.
Will: Um...no... Maybe we should wake Norrington. I'm willing to fight someone. Where's that Legolas fella?
Elizabeth: Stop it.
Will: What? He needs to be woken up.
Elizabeth hits Will in the back of the head
Will: That didn't hurt.
Elizabeth pinches Will and pins him to the ground
Jack: Savvy moves darling.
Legolas opens front door
Legolas: Forgot my bow & arrow. Sorry.
Elizabeth: No problem!
Will: Er...
Elizabeth hurts Will even more
Will: OW!
Jack talking to Mr. Gibbs: You never can trust a woman. They'll go all loopy on ya.
Mr. Gibbs: Loopy?
Jack: Loopy.
Mr. Gibbs: Loopy?
Jack: Loopy.
Mr. Gibbs: Loopy?
Jack: Loopy.
Norrington: Alright! We get it! LOOPY!
Jack(mumbling): And the beast awakens.
Mr. Gibbs Starts to crack up
Norrington: Mr. Gibbs, That'll Do!
Jack: Let's all just drop it!
Mr. Gibbs: They got the picture before, mate.
Bootstrap Bill's Ghost: Iiii dddddiiiiidddnnn'''tttt...
Will: Dad...can I see you in the kitchen a minute?
Bootstrap Bill's Ghost: Sssssuuurrreee...
They walk into the kitchen. You hear the faint voices
Will: How many times have I told you to stop it?
Bootstrap Bill's Ghost: Ssssooorrrrryyyy, sssoooonnn.
Will: Dad!
Bootstrap Bill's Ghost: Yyyyyes. sssir.
Arguing from the kitchen
Jack starts to look round
Jack: So...the weathers been nice hasn't it, mates?
Barbossa: Dandy.
Elizabeth puts her hand on his shoulder
Elizabeth: Barbossa, I know you want to open the presents, but this stories gotta end somewhere. Sorry to say it but...
Everyone stares at Elizabeth, who goes on
Elizabeth: ... The presents... ARE EMPTY!
Barbossa: But... But... all the distinctive shapes, there are oval and funny looking shapes and one of those boxes are moving like there is a little puppy inside.
Barbossa starts to whimper
Elizabeth: Ya, to make it believable. I had to explain it to you, before you had a heart attack.
Aragorn walks into the room