La...la...continuing
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Aragorn: I used Frodo's ring and figured out you guys had no presents(Don't ask). Come over to the Shire and you can open some.
Governor: NO! I don't think so ! You won't be taking MY guests out of MY house!
Elizabeth: Um...Dad.
Governoir: Don't um... Dad me!
Jack walks over to Aragorn
Jack: Listen buddy! I had a present here in my pocket the whole time! I was going to give it to Will, but he's a little busy.
Points to the kitchen where you can still hear voices
Aragorn: Thank you.
Aragorn opens present
Aragorn: A shirt! Thank you!
Aragorn unfolds the shirt
Aragorn: Why does it say, "You're not a eunuch are you? Cause I am." on it?
Jack: Remember mate...it was for Will.
Aragorn: Will's not a eunuch, is he?
Everyone looks around. Then at Elizabeth
Elizabeth(sternly): No. Why bother asking me? Everytime you ask, no matter who it is or how special you are...
Looks at Jack and Jack smiles
Elizabeth: ... I will always, always, ALWAYS say no. I would never marry a eunuch.
Jack: How are you so sure of that?
Aragorn leaves
Jack hands Barbossa a present
Jack: Here ye go mate!
Barbossa: Thanks buddy!
Barbossa opens present
Barbossa: A A A A PUPPY!
Jack: WOA! Sorry! Barbossa...bad boy! How did you get in there?
Jack takes puppy
Jack: Bad Barbossa.
Jack smiles
Barbossa sees present at the bottom of box
Barbossa(sarcastically): Oh! A dog treat.
Jack: Sorry again mate!
Takes dog treat
Jack: Here you go Barbossa.
Barbossa: Stop saying my name!
Jack: Not you, we named the puppy, Barbossa.
Barbossa: There's a We?
Jack: No, that's just what you said.
Barbossa: Oh.
Barbossa sees a green thing at the bottom of the box
Barbossa: Yes! Astro Turf! Just one step closer to having a soccer field on the Black Pearl.
Jack: Um... I don't want a soccer field on the Black Pearl. I'm more of a hockey/football guy.
Barbossa: Who cares what you want!
Jack: It's my ship!
Barbossa: Oh, ya. Then, how did I get here?
Governor: The police escorted you. Do you remember any of this?
Barbossa: I remember feelin... cold and... That's about it.
Jack: I think the Altimer's Disease is catching up.
Barbossa: It is not!
Jack: Is too!
Will: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!
Jack: Calm down mate.
Elizabeth: He's hasn't been himself lately.
Jack: How can you tell? How are eunuchs suppose to act?
Will: I'm not a eunuch!
Jack: Right...and I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
Will: You are.
Jack: Exactly! So therefore...you must be a eunuch.
Will: Huh?
Jack: Oh never mind! Where's the rum?